Happy birthday Sarge!

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  • Steve Savicki
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 3934

    Happy birthday Sarge!

    Considering I don't know what Iraqi time is, it could be the 17th. Therefore, it's a happy birthday to Sergeant Slingblade Stucky who has the skills that thrill!

    Now, it must be pretty dull in a pornless boozeless country, so I thought the best b-day for him would be to celebrate it here. I wasn't here from the beginning so I thought it'd be cool to take a trip down memory lane and discuss the Army's beginning.

    Brownsound once told me most of the moldy oldies came from the Links so what happened? A simple, "Sorry Brett, but if you won't tolerate our Roth only attitude, it's time to move on?"
    Please keep the discussion Army origin related; I just wanted to know how it began. This is meant to celebrate Sarge and the Army, not bash Brett and the Links.

    Enjoy your birthday thread bro!
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  • DavidLeeNatra
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jan 2004
    • 10703

    #2
    happy birthday, member number 1 !!!
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    • Sarge
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Feb 2003
      • 5422

      #3
      Thanks!

      I think for my birthday I am going to enjoy a nice steak dinner, followed up by a blowjob..

      Actually Leeann Tweeden, Gayle Sayers and Colin Quinn are visiting Tikrit tomorrow. They are part of some USO show. I will try to get some pictures..
      Sarge
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      • Northern Girl
        Full Member Status

        • Jan 2004
        • 3955

        #4


        Best wishes, Sarge! Make the most of it!


        You'll be hearing from me soon.
        Same ole song and dance...

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        • diamondsgirl
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Apr 2004
          • 7546

          #5
          Hey Sarge...




          “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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          • ALinChainz
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 12080

            #6
            Get some of that LEEANN TWEEDEN BRO!

            Oh, and PICS!

            Happy Birthday Sagre.

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            • flappo
              Banned
              • Jan 2004
              • 8013

              #7
              yeah , flappy birthday , el sargo !

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              • Hardrock69
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2005
                • 21833

                #8
                HAPPY BUFDAY!!!

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                • stilleddiesangel
                  Sniper
                  • Oct 2004
                  • 832

                  #9
                  Have a great one Sarge!!!!!

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                  • Mezro
                    Full Member Status

                    • May 2004
                    • 4127

                    #10
                    It ain't Large Marge...it is fucking SARGE!

                    The guru of mojo is a man with a sandy dojo!

                    From San Francisco to Iraq: Happy Birthday!!!! Now where is that piss test?...

                    Mezro...tried to wrap some tuna for you but the paper got drippy...
                    Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                    • Rikk
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 16373

                      #11
                      Have a happy birthday, bro.

                      Make sure you let Colin Quinn know for me that he ruined WEEKEND UPDATE!

                      Take care, brother.
                      Roth Army Militia

                      Originally posted by WARF
                      Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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                      • ThrillsNSpills
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 6626

                        #12



                        Happy Birthday to the man that started it all. Enjoy the steak and hold the

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                        • Golden AWe
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 33627

                          #13
                          Leeann Tweeden huh?

                          Ooh yeah...
                          Originally posted by Cato
                          Golden, why are you FAT?
                          Originally posted by lesfunk
                          Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                          http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                          • Full Bug
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2915

                            #14
                            Happy B-Day Sarge!
                            By the way, how accurate were those 'diaries' plastered on the front page of your experience's in Iraq? Do we now know the real Sarge?
                            Stay safe bro....
                            Diamond Mafia Forever - 4. To restore fullbug to the prominent place in this board, after various serious attacks by hitch1969 have now damaged his reputation and now is reguarded as a "Retarded, Stoned, Canadian, Dog finger bangin' fuckup"

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                            • Anonymous
                              Banned
                              • May 2004
                              • 12707

                              #15
                              Happy birthday, Sarge. I may not know you, but I'm quite thankful to you for this grate site. Get drunk, get laid. Not necessarily in that order and not necessarily only once, I always say. In fact, I say it so often I'm getting bored of hearing me say it/reading it. I think I'll stop now, I'm rambling again.

                              Anyone has some pretzels?

                              Cheers! :bottle:

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