Your Last Will and Testament

[Northern Girl]

You're dying, and you can will anyone here anything you want. What would it be?

For example, I would leave for:

Cato - all my soiled panties in an airtight Ziplock...you sick fuck

Golden AWe - Cheryl Tweedy on a biscuit.

EVH Fanatic - Heather Locklear on a Triscuit.

Bueno Bob - the three-some he's been waiting for...with a hot chick with huge titties...and no short-term memory.

You get the idea.

[Warham]

Oh let's see...

I'd leave you an autographed picture of me.

I'd leave FORD with a Hillary Clinton presidency.

I'd leave RIKK with a tickets and a backstage pass to a Nirvana reunion concert (Cobain comes back from the dead!)

I'd leave Bueno Bob with a one on one tour of Skywalker Ranch with GL.

I'd leave Jester some 'spending cheddar'.

I'd leave Ally three wishes.

I'd leave Ashcroft with a few clones so he could post more and still take care of the kids.

More to follow.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Warham
I'd leave RIKK with a tickets and a backstage pass to a Nirvana reunion concert (Cobain comes back from the dead!)

Now you're talking!

[MAX]

I'd leave DG my Barbi collection along with my spandex swim shorts, metallic lipstick collection and...

Awww fuck it and I'll leave her the lot of my stuff.

[Warham]

I leave MAX a time travel device so he could be the main star of Gladiator instead of that cunt Russell Crowe.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Warham
I leave MAX a time travel device so he could be the main star of Gladiator instead of that cunt Russell Crowe.

I also leave MAX a time-travel device so he could travel back 200 years and be married to seven women with a clean-conscience because it would be fully legal in his state.

I would leave ZERONUMBER a shotgun so he could take the newly-resurrected Kurt Cobain's place.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Warham
I leave MAX a time travel device so he could be the main star of Gladiator instead of that cunt Russell Crowe.

LMAO!!!

I'll leave both you and me with the RIGHT party in office forever.

[Warham]

Originally posted by MAX
LMAO!!!

I'll leave both you and me with the RIGHT party in office forever.

Ha! As RIKK would say, 'Now, you're talkin'!'

[Ally_Kat]

ALinChainz - season tickets, anywhere in the stadium he wants, for any teams he wants

Cathedral - the General Lee

BigBadBrian - a day to rule The Front Line

bueno bob - Darth Vader, in your closet. A personal pet!

diamondsgirl - a no-holds barred night with David Lee Roth

FORD - a lifetime supply of a beer of his own choice, dinner with Howard Dean, and a primetime, televised speech at the DNC

Funkmonkey - bunches and bunches of bananas

Imapus Sylicker - the pussy of his dreams to lick

Joe thunder - a restraining order and therapy

John Ashcroft - a hot babysitter, plane tickets to NYC, and a primetime, televised speech at the RNC

Junyore Grades - my love, an end to mountain-top removal, antique cars, a big screen tv, and a youngin' or two or three

lionsfan - a home made out of a plane, a million different flight sim skins, and a career flying my personal jet

MAX - unlimited ice cream supplies, lifetime supply of homemade pickles, and a role in a Gladiator sequel

Phil theStalker - your own column to inform the masses and a slew of victims to stalk

Rikk - a new girl for each night (and two on Sundays)

Seshmeister - every dream of his for his kid to come true

Warham - a multi-million photoshop comic deal and hot, young, but legal, groupies

[diamondsgirl]

I, DG, leave Maximus... Arthur Brown screaming "I am the God of Hell Fire!"

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
diamondsgirl - a no-holds barred night with David Lee Roth

No Holds Barred??? OK. I choose this one:



where do I sign up?

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I, DG, leave Maximus... Arthur Brown screaming "I am the God of Hell Fire!"

LAFF MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!!!

[diamondsgirl]

[Warham]

What a flamer!!!!

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Warham
I'd leave you an autographed picture of me.

Just what I always wanted.