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08-25-2005, 07:06 PM
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Still No Reality Show for David Lee Roth
LOS ANGELES - Television executives refused to respond yesterday when the Obfuscator's resident TV critic demanded to know why David Lee Roth still had not been given his own reality show.
With B-list celebrities such as Paris Hilton dominating the airwaves, and even F-list celebrities such as Ashlee Simpson and Vanilla Ice getting their slice of the reality show pie, the colorful and always entertaining former Van Halen singer continues to go unnoticed by networks both major and minor.
A spokesman for David Lee Roth, sounding suspiciously like David Lee Roth himself, said, "It's insane. The networks expect us to watch hundreds of thinly premised reality shows built around nobodies or Lionel Richie's adopted daughter, while literally thousands of clever statements emanate from my mouth and go unrecorded each and every day. It makes me mad enough to strangle a sheep. Don't make me run for president, because I totally will."
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Still No Reality Show for David Lee Roth
LOS ANGELES - Television executives refused to respond yesterday when the Obfuscator's resident TV critic demanded to know why David Lee Roth still had not been given his own reality show.
With B-list celebrities such as Paris Hilton dominating the airwaves, and even F-list celebrities such as Ashlee Simpson and Vanilla Ice getting their slice of the reality show pie, the colorful and always entertaining former Van Halen singer continues to go unnoticed by networks both major and minor.
A spokesman for David Lee Roth, sounding suspiciously like David Lee Roth himself, said, "It's insane. The networks expect us to watch hundreds of thinly premised reality shows built around nobodies or Lionel Richie's adopted daughter, while literally thousands of clever statements emanate from my mouth and go unrecorded each and every day. It makes me mad enough to strangle a sheep. Don't make me run for president, because I totally will."
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Warning: May Contain Satire
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