Cabo Wabo Tequila is nothing more than Mona's piss in a bottle

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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32798

    Cabo Wabo Tequila is nothing more than Mona's piss in a bottle

    Yup, that's right, it's Mona's piss. That's why Sammy won't let Mike replace the bitch, she's the source of the tequila. After drinking Mona's pee from a golden shower episode, Sammy goes,"Hot damn! this shit tastes so good! I got to find a way to sell it!"

    Sammy has come out with a white tequila now. The difference? It's bottled when Mona is drunk.

    Cabo Wabo ain't got no worm in it but it should, hell, it should have a rotting fetus in it.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
  • Nickdfresh
    SUPER MODERATOR

    • Oct 2004
    • 49125

    #2
    Have you ever had it NITRO?

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    • WARF
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 15318

      #3
      I think Lou is in the mood for a golden shower!

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      • charles1328
        Roth Army Recruit
        • Aug 2005
        • 13

        #4
        it's actually really good - hagar or not.

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        • Nickdfresh
          SUPER MODERATOR

          • Oct 2004
          • 49125

          #5
          Originally posted by charles1328
          it's actually really good - hagar or not.
          Truthfully it's not bad at all...But it ain't worth what he's chargin' for it...

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          • charles1328
            Roth Army Recruit
            • Aug 2005
            • 13

            #6
            Originally posted by Nickdfresh
            Truthfully it's not bad at all...But it ain't worth what he's chargin' for it...
            i agree....$50 bucks or so is a bit much.

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            • Nitro Express
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 32798

              #7
              Fuck Hagar, Patron is what I drink.
              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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              • bueno bob
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 22820

                #8
                I like milk. Mom says it's much better for me, anyway.
                Twistin' by the pool.

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                • Nickdfresh
                  SUPER MODERATOR

                  • Oct 2004
                  • 49125

                  #9
                  Originally posted by bueno bob
                  I like milk. Mom says it's much better for me, anyway.


                  And ED says nothing goes better together than milk and tequila...

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                  • bueno bob
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 22820

                    #10
                    Aw man, did we REALLY need to see that again?

                    Twistin' by the pool.

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                    • Brett
                      Full Member Status

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 3537

                      #11
                      All Tequiila sucks in my book, but I've heard it's decent stuff.

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                      • MAX
                        Rotharmy Gladiator

                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 12968

                        #12
                        It's seriously not that bad but not stellar either as far as high priced tequila goes. Seriously, it may have Hagar's name attatched to it which makes it bad enough. Unlike his songs though, he literally didn't make the shit, just signed his name to it. Tis' extremely overpriced though. If one's going to spend that much on tequila, might as well fork over anothe thirty bones and buy Patron Silver.
                        EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                        • Cathedral
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 6618

                          #13
                          Jamaican Spleef Mon!

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                          • scamper
                            Commando
                            • May 2005
                            • 1073

                            #14
                            Cabo and Patron are overated there are better Tequilas, El Tesoro is much cheaper and smoother, Chinaco, Herencia both better and cheaper. Try Mezcal the new fad, theres some good stuff.

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                            • thome
                              ROTH ARMY ELITE
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 6674

                              #15
                              Originally posted by scamper
                              Cabo and Patron are overated there are better Tequilas, El Tesoro is much cheaper and smoother, Chinaco, Herencia both better and cheaper. Try Mezcal the new fad, theres some good stuff.
                              No slam here dude but Mezcal a Fad?

                              I was drinkin that durring lunch hour in Jr.High.

                              All tequilas are mezcal then distilled a second time to become
                              smoother thats Tequila.

                              I prefer Mezcal or 1800.<Best My OP.

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