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Thanks for giving birth to that talentless hack Sammy Hagar.... YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
Yeah, that's right Bobby Burns aka Robert Hagar was 1-5 in his worthless career!!!!
Unchainme
08-27-2005, 11:14 PM
ha-ha
Here's another LOSER!
Sammy Hagar's son!!!!
What a dork.... he looks like he's in pre-Jimmy Buffet mode!!!
http://www.redrocker.com/2003tour/092303/000_0022a.jpg
bueno bob
08-28-2005, 12:32 PM
Looks grate... :rolleyes:
Yeah, Bobby Hagar was a pushover bitch in the ring, really...things never went his way, and there were a few times he got disqualified for cheating, apparently, although I haven't found anything on that yet.
The whole Hagar family is a disgrace!!!
bueno bob
08-28-2005, 01:00 PM
His son doesn't look like a real human being.
Originally posted by bueno bob
His son doesn't look like a real human being.
He's just humans being!
uh u u hu huh uhuh uh uh
Seriously though... you can tell he's gonna be a fattie like his dad.
bueno bob
08-28-2005, 01:08 PM
No shit...he's half there already from the looks of his oversized shirt...
DrMaddVibe
08-28-2005, 01:12 PM
The most savage beating of Mr. Hagar's boxing career didn't take place in a ring...it took place in the family kitchen at the hands AND rolling pin of MRS.HAGAR!
She whipped that fucker so hard that their offspring came out retarded!
Originally posted by bueno bob
No shit...he's half there already from the looks of his oversized shirt...
He's like V.O.A plump right now circa 85' ! LMAO!!!
Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
The most savage beating of Mr. Hagar's boxing career didn't take place in a ring...it took place in the family kitchen at the hands AND rolling pin of MRS.HAGAR!
She whipped that fucker so hard that their offspring came out retarded!
LMAO!!!
Thank- you for the trip down memory lane!
Dave's Bitch
08-28-2005, 05:30 PM
Hagar's dad must SUCK at boxing.lol 1 match is kinda sad,my boyfriend has won like 7 out of his 8 and he's 15
HA my bf is better at boxing than sammy's dad
DavidLeeNatra
08-28-2005, 07:32 PM
but he was boxing "lightweight"...so sam might have a fat mother :D
Dirty Duck
08-29-2005, 09:57 AM
The apple doesnt fall too far from the tree...right?
evhrocks
08-29-2005, 10:37 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by WARF
The whole Hagar family is a disgrace!!! [/Q
I LOVE DAVE, BUT SOME OF THIS STUFF IS GETTING A LITTLE STUPID. SAMMY'S WHOLE FAMILY IS A DISGRACE? GROW UP!
Dave's Bitch
08-29-2005, 12:15 PM
Originally posted by evhrocks
[QUOTE]Originally posted by WARF
The whole Hagar family is a disgrace!!! [/Q
I LOVE DAVE, BUT SOME OF THIS STUFF IS GETTING A LITTLE STUPID. SAMMY'S WHOLE FAMILY IS A DISGRACE? GROW UP!
Shut Up :mad:
Hardrock69
08-29-2005, 12:33 PM
Yes, Spambo's family is a disgrace.
Originally posted by evhrocks
[QUOTE]Originally posted by WARF
The whole Hagar family is a disgrace!!! [/Q
I LOVE DAVE, BUT SOME OF THIS STUFF IS GETTING A LITTLE STUPID. SAMMY'S WHOLE FAMILY IS A DISGRACE? GROW UP!
Suck my dick, Mr. ONE POST!
Dave's Bitch
08-29-2005, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by WARF
Suck my dick, Mr. ONE POST!
LMAO
mr one post
love it
Mr. Vengeance
08-29-2005, 02:13 PM
So I guess Spammy's dad couldn't beat Jerry Cooney in a fight and Spammy couldn't beat Jerry Cooney at karaoke.
Sammy Roy Hagar
08-29-2005, 02:23 PM
Sometimes people just don't know the whole truth.
So, I have to make things a little clearer.
My father was a champion boxer and had won several high profile matches.
His bouts with Jimmy the Kid, Lonnie Too Hottie and Max Masters are the stuff of legends, man.
His famous match with Jimmy the Kid in the Phillipines is always talked about. The THRILLA IN MANILA, as it was called.
Brings a tear to my eye when I think about pop, ya know?:(
But he was awesome. Unfortunately I couldn't become as great of a boxer as he was.
Hahaha. Yeah, but I sure made up in that with being an accomplished musician and artist.
Aint that the truth.
:)
Jimmy Jingles
08-29-2005, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by evhrocks
[QUOTE]Originally posted by WARF
The whole Hagar family is a disgrace!!! [/Q
I LOVE DAVE, BUT SOME OF THIS STUFF IS GETTING A LITTLE STUPID. SAMMY'S WHOLE FAMILY IS A DISGRACE? GROW UP!
Shut your neckhole cock gobbler! Please return to your Spammy Shrine buried deep in your parent's basement and do not ever grace the pages of this fine website again.
Nuckerfut.
P.S. - Learn how to quote properly. You only make yourself look like more of a dried up enema when you do stupid shit like that.
Diamondjimi
08-29-2005, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by jimmyjingles
Shut your neckhole cock gobbler! Please return to your Spammy Shrine buried deep in your parent's basement and do not ever grace the pages of this fine website again.
Nuckerfut.
P.S. - Learn how to quote properly. You only make yourself look like more of a dried up enema when you do stupid shit like that.
Holy fuck , nice bitch slap !!!......LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jimmy Jingles
08-30-2005, 09:01 AM
:D
Nooche
Originally posted by Sammy Roy Hagar
His famous match with Jimmy the Kid in the Phillipines is always talked about.
:)
He fought the fucking midget from diff'rent strokes?!?!?!
Sammy Roy Hagar
08-30-2005, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by WARF
He fought the fucking midget from diff'rent strokes?!?!?!
Hey, Jimmy the Kid was big time fighter back in the day. Even if he wasn't as tall as George Foreman.;)
But the match he had with my pop was the stuff of legends, man.
Aint that the truth.
:)
Big Fat Sammy
08-30-2005, 05:56 PM
Like father like son...
Father = Whipping boy in the ring.
Son = Whipping boy of music fans everywhere!
DrMaddVibe
08-31-2005, 07:03 AM
Like it wasn't bad enough that "Slugger" Hagar got his ass whipped in his own house and had retarded children as a living memory of the savage beating but yet he set a world record!
He was the first dad to be admitted to the OR to witness the birthing of lil' Spammy.
Once the tub of goo shot out of the birth canal "slugger" grabbed the afterbirth and held it towards the sky in tribute to the stars. Once the nurse told him that what he was holding wasn't the baby he dropped the placenta and dry curled Spammy in both arms. His exact words at that moment were "Goddamn! This fucker is heavy and he's not done yet!"
He threw Spammy in a nearby microwave for 20 more minutes before he let "Dearie" hold him.
Sammy Roy Hagar
08-31-2005, 10:46 AM
Originally posted by WARF
Whatever Francis!
Hahaha. You redheads crack me up.
And the name is the Red Rocker, Sammy Hagar.
What is understood need not to be discussed.
That's a bad ass quote.
My pop is flying with the eagles right now.
Aint that the truth.
:)
Polk High
09-01-2005, 09:38 AM
At least his father was smart enough to change his name to something unrecognizable.
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