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Ahhh Jizzy, the king of the mailroom, the prince of trailer park insemination and a true microbe amongst men. What can I do but bow down before your scary talent.
Drunk on power? Me? Oh yes, I am drunk from the earth shaking impact that being a Webbie on a David Lee Roth fan site has on my life. Venture capitalists are just foaming at the mouth to fund my most recent business plan because of my Roth Army affiliation. I get only the best tables at Michael Mina, Myth and Farallon because I post here. Oh yes, being a Webbie is just like being a Greek God (and for those of you missing the heavy sarcasm of the above paragraph, please log out now).
You see Jizzy, I have a life that I am very satisfied with; the Roth Army does not fill some empty void or act as a surrogate social life. It is a fun little hobby - nothing more, nothing less. For guys like you, It is just an extension of your emptiness; it is a distraction from an obviously shitty life. And that fact makes me smile. Yeah bitch, I laugh at your pain. So what the fuck are you going to do about it loser? Nothing is a safe bet..
You really don't know Sarge Jester and what you have to say does not mean shit to him. He is very aware of what I am up to and can change anything I do in an instant. And if Sarge asks me not to do something or asks me to change something, I will do it right away. I am loyal to Sarge. I am not loyal to you, hitch or any other feet kicking miscreant of the moment.
The hitch saga: I didn't ask him to take a shot at me; he decided that the spotlight needed to be back on him again. I understand that a fragile ego has limitations - what I don't understand is why he didn't shoot me a PM if he had a concern. Oh well...hitch is a big boy...if he wants to target someone who fights back, then I wish him the best of luck.
So sure I'll lose against hitch huh Jizzy? You have no fucking idea...stay tuned gristle missle - things are just warming up.
And for the last time: I donated no more than anybody else; I never, ever paid to become a Webbie. if anybody other than Cuntfish and Jester still question this, please PM Sarge.
Call me a pussy, call me "done", call me drunk with power, call me anything you want. One thing you'll never do is say any of that shit to my face.
Mezro...you know where San Francisco is Jizzy...oh...that's right...you can't afford to travel here, let alone afford to live here...so sad little boy...stay warm at home with mommy...
Drunk on power? Me? Oh yes, I am drunk from the earth shaking impact that being a Webbie on a David Lee Roth fan site has on my life. Venture capitalists are just foaming at the mouth to fund my most recent business plan because of my Roth Army affiliation. I get only the best tables at Michael Mina, Myth and Farallon because I post here. Oh yes, being a Webbie is just like being a Greek God (and for those of you missing the heavy sarcasm of the above paragraph, please log out now).
You see Jizzy, I have a life that I am very satisfied with; the Roth Army does not fill some empty void or act as a surrogate social life. It is a fun little hobby - nothing more, nothing less. For guys like you, It is just an extension of your emptiness; it is a distraction from an obviously shitty life. And that fact makes me smile. Yeah bitch, I laugh at your pain. So what the fuck are you going to do about it loser? Nothing is a safe bet..
You really don't know Sarge Jester and what you have to say does not mean shit to him. He is very aware of what I am up to and can change anything I do in an instant. And if Sarge asks me not to do something or asks me to change something, I will do it right away. I am loyal to Sarge. I am not loyal to you, hitch or any other feet kicking miscreant of the moment.
The hitch saga: I didn't ask him to take a shot at me; he decided that the spotlight needed to be back on him again. I understand that a fragile ego has limitations - what I don't understand is why he didn't shoot me a PM if he had a concern. Oh well...hitch is a big boy...if he wants to target someone who fights back, then I wish him the best of luck.
So sure I'll lose against hitch huh Jizzy? You have no fucking idea...stay tuned gristle missle - things are just warming up.
And for the last time: I donated no more than anybody else; I never, ever paid to become a Webbie. if anybody other than Cuntfish and Jester still question this, please PM Sarge.
Call me a pussy, call me "done", call me drunk with power, call me anything you want. One thing you'll never do is say any of that shit to my face.
Mezro...you know where San Francisco is Jizzy...oh...that's right...you can't afford to travel here, let alone afford to live here...so sad little boy...stay warm at home with mommy...
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