Sarge Mezro Is Fucking Up Your Site.

[Jesterstar]

SARGE,

Listen dude. I work with Number 2 Hitch Over at HITCHWORLD. I've got my own forum over there and over there and here I am known as JESTERSTAR.

MEZRO is out of fucking control showing no respect for HITCH What so ever. Hitch won't even post here because MEZRO is fucking up the site with the Unessisary bannings and threataning anyone who opposes his style of Dictating this fucking forum. This use to be a cool place when you ran shit. But now with Mezro in charge it's getting fucking ruined. People's accounts are being fucked with and deleted for no reason. I know Hitch don't play that kind of shit and I KNOW THAT YOU AND HITCH ARE FRIENDS and hitch help build this site with you and now some fucking dick is fucking up what you and hitch built>

i suggest demodding and dewebmastering this fuck asap> he is going to loser you alot of the friends that you built this site with>

thank you for your time
JESTERSTAR

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Hungryfordacock
SARGE,

Listen dude. I work with Number 2

Mezro...it is so obvious that you work with number 2...Jizzy is a scat bottom...pack a little extra mud for your trip...

[Jesterstar]

Keep fucking around dickhead. Your fucked now. Wait till SARGE get's a fucking load of this. Should I post the PM's I've gotten from people supporting me in this and talking about you snooping in their profiles???

[Mezro]

"Help me hitch, Mezro is picking on me!"

Mezro...LOL...little bitch, small bitch, bitch with no plate, get ready Jizzy, almost time to close the gate...

[Unchainme]

Hungryfordacock give it a fucking rest already, Nobody likes you, Nobody Care. Your the Army's official OWNED BITCH !!!!!!

[COCK]

Originally posted by Hungryfordacock
SARGE,

Listen dude. I work with Number 2 Hitch Over at HITCHWORLD. I've got my own forum over there and over there and here I am known as JESTERSTAR.

MEZRO is out of fucking control showing no respect for HITCH What so ever. Hitch won't even post here because MEZRO is fucking up the site with the Unessisary bannings and threataning anyone who opposes his style of Dictating this fucking forum. This use to be a cool place when you ran shit. But now with Mezro in charge it's getting fucking ruined. People's accounts are being fucked with and deleted for no reason. I know Hitch don't play that kind of shit and I KNOW THAT YOU AND HITCH ARE FRIENDS and hitch help build this site with you and now some fucking dick is fucking up what you and hitch built>

i suggest demodding and dewebmastering this fuck asap> he is going to loser you alot of the friends that you built this site with>

thank you for your time
JESTERSTAR

Hello, who's this new guy. :daisy: :yankeeros

[Unchainme]

Show said Pm's.

[WARF]

What's the point of being a webmaster if you can't check other people's PM box? LOL

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Unchainme
Show said Pm's.

Unlike when I owned your bitch ass to the EXSTREAM!!!!!!!

I ain't breeching peoples trust like that. I've gotten about 17 of them so far.

I'm sure Mezro is reading them now as we speak.

[WARF]

I haven't seen this much cryin' and sniveling.... since I went to see STEEL MAGNOLIA'S with my grandmother!!!

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by Hungryfordacock
Unlike when I owned your bitch ass to the EXSTREAM!!!!!!!

I ain't breeching peoples trust like that. I've gotten about 17 of them so far.

I'm sure Mezro is reading them now as we speak.

Yeah you really owned me, :Yawns:,You aren't Breaching peoples trust, Isn't that the exact opposite of what you did to me, i truly don't care but put your money where your fucking mouth is.

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Hungryfordacock
I'm sure Mezro is reading them now as we speak.

One thing I can confirm: Jizzy has had no contact with hitch this year.

Mezro...so much for you imaginary friend Jizzy...all on your own now...:D

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by Mezro
One thing I can confirm: Jizzy has had no contact with hitch this year.

Mezro...so much for you imaginary friend Jizzy...all on your own now...:D

Hungryfordacock You just got owned!

[WARF]

The fate of hitchworld lies in your hands Jesterstar!

You better represent!!!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Mezro
One thing I can confirm: Jizzy has had no contact with hitch this year.

Mezro...so much for you imaginary friend Jizzy...all on your own now...:D

He talks to him twice a day in jizconference...Uhuhuhuhuhuh!

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
He talks to him twice a day in jizconference...Uhuhuhuhuhuh!

The only thing Jester talks to twice a day is a tissue.

Mezro...oh baby, you are so quilted...and that aloe scent...nirvana...

[MAX]

I think it's about due time that I redo the pics in Dr. Love's sig. They need an update like now. lmao. :)

[Warham]

ROTFLMFAO!

[Jesterstar]

Hey Mezro you fucked up buddy................

I just got the trump muther fucking card on you. Enjoy your Webmaster ship of you while it lasts.

[Buford Pusser]

Originally posted by Warham
ROTFLMFAO! In-Fighting?God are You people angry or what?I thought a David Lee Roth site would be friendly to the average fan?Guess not,All I can find here is People fighting amongst one another..Is this what the originater had in mind?

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Buford Pusser
In-Fighting?God are You people angry or what?I thought a David Lee Roth site would be friendly to the average fan?Guess not,All I can find here is People fighting amongst one another..Is this what the originater had in mind?

Not at all dude. YOu know people really disrespect DLR and the originator of this board with this bullshit. We are soppose to be a community. But you give one power hungry fuck the keys to the penthourse and this is what you get. Bullshit after bullshit.

The guy Mezro I guess has a thing for feet. I just talked to a chick that he cybered with. The dude is into all sorts of gay shit.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Hungryfordacock
Hey Mezro you fucked up buddy................

I just got the trump muther fucking card on you. Enjoy your Webmaster ship of you while it lasts.


ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!

[Warham]

Originally posted by Buford Pusser
In-Fighting?God are You people angry or what?I thought a David Lee Roth site would be friendly to the average fan?Guess not,All I can find here is People fighting amongst one another..Is this what the originater had in mind?

Who's alias are you?

[Buford Pusser]

Alias,What Do You mean?

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by Hungryfordacock

The guy Mezro I guess has a thing for feet.

that's Wayne L., dumbass.

[Warham]

Originally posted by Buford Pusser
Alias,What Do You mean?

Playing ignorant, huh?

[Buford Pusser]

Originally posted by Warham
Playing ignorant, huh? To start with,Your avatar intimidates no one,Isnt that why You have it there?Mezro is the Almighty God of the DLRARMY!......You people will soon learn to grab the ankles of the "Almighty Mezro"..Tis because if You Cunt understand what Im saying,You are just another Dumb-Ass follower of the Fallen Ruler:D

[Warham]

OK, which Sheep Pen admin am I dealing with here? ;)

[POJO_Risin]

Jesus Christ...

we have some fucking pillow biters roaming the Army these days...

[Buford Pusser]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Jesus Christ...

we have some fucking pillow biters roaming the Army these days... Love the avatar Pojo!You should be the Administrator of this site!Seeing as You have probably been around longer than most of these pukes!Plus You are a Big DLR Fan to boot:cool:

[Rikk]

Funny, I thought MEZRO was one of four Webbies that SARGE left in charge. Dontcha think if MEZRO were such a fuck-up (how could any mod that created a SHEEP PEN forum be a fuck-up?:D), the other Webbies would step in?

This is a bunch of fucking crybabies that miss Woodstock and want the acid flashbacks to go away.

You're free, Wavy Gravy. Vietnam is over and Timothy Leary is dead.

[Dr. Love]

Man, Jizzy is one owned little bitch today.

[GAR]

Originally posted by Mezro
One thing I can confirm: Jizzy has had no contact with hitch this year.

Mezro...so much for you imaginary friend Jizzy...all on your own now...:D

I'm just trying to understand where all the disrespect is coming from in you, and why you feel the need to abuse your admin to own instead of using your vast intellect to debate him back?

http://netmeme.org/blog/archives/images/Wizard-of-Oz-2002.jpg

I hope we don't lose your valued contributions Oz, if your username admin gets yanked. Just stay on and it will all blow over, you'll be fine.

[GAR]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
Man, Jizzy is one owned little bitch today.

I remember when this site was once about music and funny stuff, don't you?

[Buford Pusser]

Originally posted by GAR
I remember when this site was once about music and funny stuff, don't you? Garr..Your lost???

[GAR]

Disrespecting members isn't funny to me, no. That's what you mean, right -

[Cathedral]

Jester, Do you really think that Sarge doesn't have enough to deal with right now?
Do you really think that for one moment he gives a shit about this little game you are losing your ass in?

He's in Iraq in the middle of a REAL war and you expect him to express this stupid shit to the forefront of his things to deal with?

You're a mental sack of shit with a very skewed view of whats really important in this world.
It was all fun and games while your retarded ass is prancing around being left to act like the little stinky pussy you are.
But now that everyone has called you out you can't take the heat and are in here pissing and moaning like a 100% fortified pussy.

Be a man you fuckin dildo and take care of us all yourself.
Come on, bitch!
Try and own me like you think you do everyone else around here, whats wrong little boy, are you in over your cock suckin cum swallowing head?

It's all fun and games until you start tasting your own ass, ain't it, bitch?

Sarge doesn't have time for your shit, and you have no allie's here, ya dork.

Grow the fuck up, then go FUCK yourself with a pacifier, cunt!

That said, have a nice day. :)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by GAR
I remember when this site was once about music and funny stuff, don't you?

Yeah. I remember that. In fact, it happened today...as it does every day.

I also remember a two-faced, snot-nosed fuck of a cunt that spammed this board until it shut down. Yeah...that's real respect. The same guy that de-banned you is the same one you're crying about.

You bring shame to the other DUMPMEISTERS, you sad homo.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Jester, Do you really think that Sarge doesn't have enough to deal with right now?
Do you really think that for one moment he gives a shit about this little game you are losing your ass in?

He's in Iraq in the middle of a REAL war and you expect him to express this stupid shit to the forefront of his things to deal with?

You're a mental sack of shit with a very skewed view of whats really important in this world.
It was all fun and games while your retarded ass is prancing around being left to act like the little stinky pussy you are.
But now that everyone has called you out you can't take the heat and are in here pissing and moaning like a 100% fortified pussy.

Be a man you fuckin dildo and take care of us all yourself.
Come on, bitch!
Try and own me like you think you do everyone else around here, whats wrong little boy, are you in over your cock suckin cum swallowing head?

It's all fun and games until you start tasting your own ass, ain't it, bitch?

Sarge doesn't have time for your shit, and you have no allie's here, ya dork.

Grow the fuck up, then go FUCK yourself with a pacifier, cunt!

That said, have a nice day. :)

That should be the last response ever in the sad history of JesterStar.

Game freakin' over.

Cathedral rules.

Now I will have a nice day.

[MAX]

Originally posted by GAR
Disrespecting members isn't funny to me, no. That's what you mean, right -

Hey GAR,

Weren't you the mod for a day who gave Jizz the keys to the modroom?

[MAX]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
That should be the last response ever in the sad history of JesterStar.

Game freakin' over.

Cathedral rules.

Now I will have a nice day.

Yup,

This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Jizzy and will soon see the end of Guwapo Rocker. :D

[Warham]

Originally posted by GAR
I remember when this site was once about music and funny stuff, don't you?

Why are you here again?

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by GAR
I'm just trying to understand where all the disrespect is coming from in you, and why you feel the need to abuse your admin to own instead of using your vast intellect to debate him back?

http://netmeme.org/blog/archives/images/Wizard-of-Oz-2002.jpg

I hope we don't lose your valued contributions Oz, if your username admin gets yanked. Just stay on and it will all blow over, you'll be fine.

C'mon GAR ... does Jester warrant any kind of respect?

How much has he been about music and Dave other than lying about being related to him and admitted his bullshit is just that. He litters the place. Fun is fun, but his shit is way old and over.

Debate with him? With that command of the english language he has? Not only was it shitty that you gave him your password, but he fucking used it.

Respect ... bullshit.

[Warham]

Originally posted by GAR
Disrespecting members isn't funny to me, no. That's what you mean, right -

You've disrespected every webbie and mod at this site with your past behavior.

We know Jester is the village idiot. What's your excuse?

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by Buford Pusser
Love the avatar Pojo!You should be the Administrator of this site!Seeing as You have probably been around longer than most of these pukes!Plus You are a Big DLR Fan to boot:cool:

Shit, I'll have to let SARGE know that I should be a webmaster...oh wait...I am...

and this doesn't mean I have to start calling myself good ole' number 4 does it...

[thome]

POJO 2 # 2s would be kinda funny. Ha . I slay me

Ya know like in #2 Ha !!!! killer!! my act is solid!!

[Cathedral]

All i ask is that when the line forms to skull fuck that troll into oblivion, I get the first go at him.

If not, it will only make it worse on him....you now what, let's go with that latter scenario so i have time to find the proper size 2x4 to rupture his spleen with.

I'll be done when he starts burping vaseline.........

[Steve Savicki]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
and this doesn't mean I have to start calling myself good ole' number 4 does it...

"Webbie number 3" has more kick to it. :D

BTW, where did you find your avvy anyways?

[POJO_Risin]

Webbie #3?

[Buford Pusser]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Shit, I'll have to let SARGE know that I should be a webmaster...oh wait...I am...

and this doesn't mean I have to start calling myself good ole' number 4 does it... Shit Pojo,Lets not shit each other.You are one of the last "Originals" on this site,You are the man,A guy who has always sat back and told it like it is!..Never changed with times or whatever.I vote You as RothArmy Elite!And should be treated as such!

[POJO_Risin]

I was just busting your balls dude...lmfao...

So...who exactly are you...obviously someone from the past...

[POJO_Risin]

Someone has to tell it like it is...

most people don't like hearing it thought...

[Buford Pusser]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I was just busting your balls dude...lmfao...

So...who exactly are you...obviously someone from the past... Very much so!And I have always respected Your input to this site..Keep up the good work,And force feed these people Roth,Whether they like it or not..Life aint about hatred,And I dont think Roth sees it that away,Do You?

[POJO_Risin]

Roth...

hatred?

Oh...I'm sure he doesn't have any fucking time for it...

but he does know a bit about pissing contests...

[rustoffa]

All Army, All night.

If the images infront of you seem unapeeling, just remember: In the time it takes to get up and change the channel, you probably could have typed a Haikoo.

The carpet seems rough

A remote gone walkabout

Hillary Duff

[FORD]

OK, who's this Buford guy? Seems very familiar somehow...

[Warham]

He's an alias. I'm guessing somebody who's got over 10,000 posts around here.

[MAX]

Originally posted by FORD
OK, who's this Buford guy? Seems very familiar somehow...

Yet not enough to give a shit. :)

[POJO_Risin]

No...I don't think he has over 10,000 posts...to be honest...

[Warham]

He seems very familiar to me as well.

I can't help but think it's another alias. I can't keep them straight around here. Most of the guys that post here have at least one they use, maybe more.

[Matt White]

"Same as it ever was" "Same as it ever was""Same as it ever was"

NOTHIN' STAYS THE SAME!!!

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Jester, Do you really think that Sarge doesn't have enough to deal with right now?
Do you really think that for one moment he gives a shit about this little game you are losing your ass in?

He's in Iraq in the middle of a REAL war and you expect him to express this stupid shit to the forefront of his things to deal with?

You're a mental sack of shit with a very skewed view of whats really important in this world.
It was all fun and games while your retarded ass is prancing around being left to act like the little stinky pussy you are.
But now that everyone has called you out you can't take the heat and are in here pissing and moaning like a 100% fortified pussy.

Be a man you fuckin dildo and take care of us all yourself.
Come on, bitch!
Try and own me like you think you do everyone else around here, whats wrong little boy, are you in over your cock suckin cum swallowing head?

It's all fun and games until you start tasting your own ass, ain't it, bitch?

Sarge doesn't have time for your shit, and you have no allie's here, ya dork.

Grow the fuck up, then go FUCK yourself with a pacifier, cunt!

That said, have a nice day. :)

That's ALLIES. No '.

By the way, don't you just love Jestershit's new name and title? He FONALLY got a solid position here at the Army, just like he has at Hitchworld. Ain't that nice? I'm sure he's happy. Ain't you Jester? C'mon, stop sucking and swallowing long enuff to answer...

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Warham
He's an alias. I'm guessing somebody who's got over 10,000 posts around here.

ALMOST right. I don't think he made it to 10,000 with his other username... but I'd recognize that writong style anywhere.

Thanks for the NoHolds BBQ DVD cover, Buford.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
That's ALLIES. No '.

By the way, don't you just love Jestershit's new name and title? He FONALLY got a solid position here at the Army, just like he has at Hitchworld. Ain't that nice? I'm sure he's happy. Ain't you Jester? C'mon, stop sucking and swallowing long enuff to answer...

Cheers! :bottle:

I always had trouble with that word, damned high school education, lol.
Oh well, my point is clear, no?

Sarge has enough real drama to deal with at the moment, so his attempt to go over the heads of the Webbie crew here, and i knew it was going to happen, just lit a flame under my ass.

So the title is more than fitting for the cock hungry bastard.

[Golden AWe]

Let's cuntcentrate on the good things about life.

[fryingdutchman]

Jesterstar.....you whiny fuck....did you read Sarge's recent message from the sandbox? The one that has the following passage...


Originally posted by Sarge
I leave here in December, but until then feel free to either PM me or send an email to webmaster@dlrarmy.com. I do not want to get involved with any of the drama and fights that have been going on here.. but if there is anything I can do for you let me know.

BREASTS,
peace in the middle east
Sarge


What the fuck do you think he means when he says "I do not want to get involved with any of the drama and fights that have been going on here"?

LEAVE THE MAN ALONE YOU COCK-HUNGRY JACKASS!! He's in a fucking WAR....a war that has already claimed a friend of mine, and now threatens to claim another friend and two relatives.

You're a pathetic, whining little attention-whore who has lost any credibility that you ever had....if you had any at all. Bitch-slapping you around this site has become an international pasttime.....congratulations.

Now go lock yourself back in your parent's basement so they don't catch your jerking off into a sweatsock or gluing latex patches onto your deflating girlfriend.

[Jesterstar]

If you ask me this thread is a excellent OWNING of MEZRO on my part. My user name is back and I've gotten a ton of PM's from other users saying what a fucking Cock Mezro is. I'm organizing a boston Tea Party for this site. Mezro fucked up and all the real DLR fan's are taking it back.

[Golden AWe]

shut up and post more pron.

[Golden AWe]

like this.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
That's ALLIES. No '.

By the way, don't you just love Jestershit's new name and title? He FONALLY

You know, I REALLY should shut up about other people's spelling mistakes. What the hell is 'fonally'?

Oh sweet irony that I should mispell the one word in capitals in the post I was correcting someone...

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Let's cuntcentrate on the good things about life.

WHO'S THAT??? W-O-W!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
WHO'S THAT??? W-O-W!

Cheers! :bottle:

there's a thread about her at the dump called "pi-pi-pi-pissed"

[thome]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
You know, I REALLY should shut up about other people's spelling mistakes. What the hell is 'fonally'?

Oh sweet irony that I should mispell the one word in capitals in the post I was correcting someone...

Cheers! :bottle:

I ve gotten so much cr@p around here for my constant retarded
spelling and by the way the sites spell check program is not very
substantial, better then nuthin i guess.

I said when i first started here this is the first typing i have done since
junior high 30 years ago. and i may be moving so fast in my head that my fingers cant catch up. Dyslexia no maffin latter.

Or im lazy or im tired or just unconcerned about it.
Either way excuses, excuses.

So once again let me kiss all the ass i can.
All you grad student opertunists liberal proper spellers.
Probably need to go outside and get some fresh air.

I walked out of ninth grade and never looked back
Yes i am happy and Rich beond the dreams of Avaris.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by thome
All you grad student opertunists liberal proper spellers.
Probably need to go outside and get some fresh air.

I walked out of ninth grade and never looked back
Yes i am happy and Rich beond the dreams of Avaris.

Graduated students? I walked out of ninth grade too. And I'm fookin' PORTUGUESE. What's your point? :D

Cheers! :bottle:

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
You know, I REALLY should shut up about other people's spelling mistakes. What the hell is 'fonally'?

Oh sweet irony that I should mispell the one word in capitals in the post I was correcting someone...

Cheers! :bottle:

I didn't even notice your mistake.
I guess reading is an issue for me too, lmmfao.

But i don't mind being corrected when i fuck up. :)

[Mezro]

Originally posted by GAR
and why you feel the need to abuse your admin to own instead of using your vast intellect to debate him back?

You can't debate feces...ask John Kerry.

Mezro...Jester has problems and I should be more supportive of his needs...fuck that...I enjoy kicking this fermented cum pinata...

[GAR]

Yeah, but don't fault me for trying again:

Once more: why DO you feel the need to abuse your admin to own INSTEAD of using your vast intellect..

[Dr. Love]

Isn't Jesterstar a $20,000 webmaster/moderator? Can't he deweb Mezro?


Or do you mean he was full of shit all this time?

[Mezro]

Originally posted by GAR
Yeah, but don't fault me for trying again:

Once more: why DO you feel the need to abuse your admin to own INSTEAD of using your vast intellect..

I wouldn't call playing with Jesterstar abusing my admin. I would call it toying with a toddler.

Mezro...all will be returned to normal when the joke is done...

[FORD]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
shut up and post more pron.

You sure you want Jizzy posting pron?

[Matt White]

Hunky Dory!!!

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by FORD
You sure you want Jizzy posting pron? :eek:

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
SARGE,

Listen dude. I work with Number 2 Hitch Over at HITCHWORLD. I've got my own forum over there and over there and here I am known as JESTERSTAR.

MEZRO is out of fucking control showing no respect for HITCH What so ever. Hitch won't even post here because MEZRO is fucking up the site with the Unessisary bannings and threataning anyone who opposes his style of Dictating this fucking forum. This use to be a cool place when you ran shit. But now with Mezro in charge it's getting fucking ruined. People's accounts are being fucked with and deleted for no reason. I know Hitch don't play that kind of shit and I KNOW THAT YOU AND HITCH ARE FRIENDS and hitch help build this site with you and now some fucking dick is fucking up what you and hitch built>

i suggest demodding and dewebmastering this fuck asap> he is going to loser you alot of the friends that you built this site with>

thank you for your time
JESTERSTAR

You're forgetting that nobody likes you, Jizzy.

Maybe you should tell Sarge WHY you post here even though you are NOT a DLR fan.

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
You're forgetting that nobody likes you, Jizzy.



lol you have such a great way with words Shaun :)

[Shaun Ponsonby]

(In Little Britain mode) "Yea, I know"

Watch how great I am with this word.

[/SIZE]CAT[/COLOR]

Shaun, my brother... Yes you are grate with the word "cat" but I'm on a low bandwidth connection for the next week, so in this thread, which I'm "monitoring," could I ask you a favor and have you ease up on the repetition until my DSL is back.. lol

Thanks much.

Icon.
The least cool webbie... go Mez!!!! lol

[Shaun Ponsonby]

CAT

[Dave's Bitch]

Mezro is the best webby here

[conmee]

Where the fakk can I get a "Kiss Icon's Ass" thread like Pojo has in here?!?!? lmao ;) j/k

Hey, I'm gonna lay it out for one and all... I'm the only one with backup tapes/DVDs of the site and forum, not even Sarge has them, since he's, err, fighting a war and saving lives and sowing scrotums back together and shit like that.

So.... if there's gonna be a Tea Party here, I'm gonna unmount (uh huh uh huh huh uh huh... I said "unmount"... it's a UNIX thing... lol)the volume that the forums reside on and wipe the slate clean... and maybe use the backups for coasters....

Just say the word Mez/Pojo/Brownsound, and I'll nuke the place and we can all start at Post #1... lol

Speaking of Old School... FORD is as Old School as they come and needs some props himself... if you're old enough to remember when Netscape was still a privately held company and Slawterhouse was the only place online for decent CVH/DLR chat, you might be Old School... lol... getting banned from the Warner Brothers Van Halen Chat Board, VHLinks, PastureDump, Rogan Board...? you just might be Old School... lmao

Seriously, if the webbies say the word, I'll pull the plug on this crappy server... literally. Not like it won't crash in the next 12.7 days anyhow.... lol

That is all.

Icon.

P.S. Can't we all just get along....

[Rikk]

Very awesome to see ICON posting in here.

Some people just deserve respect because they're saying so much more than the day-to-day fight shit. And I don't even buy the old school stories...I just know that some people post better with wisdom. The more you see, the more you know is stupid. FORD, ICON...these dudes are legends and sometimes don't need to say more because they know what works and what doesn't.

I'm not kissing ass here either, because I'm starting to realize what just isn't worth worrying about when you get a certain amount of wisdom...

[pdk2k5]

Originally posted by Buford Pusser
In-Fighting?God are You people angry or what?I thought a David Lee Roth site would be friendly to the average fan?Guess not,All I can find here is People fighting amongst one another..Is this what the originater had in mind?


Mezro....So much potential - a fucking moronic asian fetishist.

and probably asian
(does your pussy slant sideways?)

[pdk2k5]

Originally posted by Rikk
Very awesome to see ICON posting in here.

Some people just deserve respect because they're saying so much more than the day-to-day fight shit. And I don't even buy the old school stories...I just know that some people post better with wisdom. The more you see, the more you know is stupid. FORD, ICON...these dudes are legends and sometimes don't need to say more because they know what works and what doesn't.

I'm not kissing ass here either, because I'm starting to realize what just isn't worth worrying about when you get a certain amount of wisdom...

an aspiring man in power.

[pdk2k5]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Let's cuntcentrate on the good things about life.

Like food! ya fat fuck!

[pdk2k5]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
Isn't Jesterstar a $20,000 webmaster/moderator? Can't he deweb Mezro?


Or do you mean he was full of shit all this time?

Jesterstar is you. You don't have the skills or anything else to hack his account. It's you - ya JEW

[pdk2k5]

Originally posted by conmee


Just say the word Mez/Pojo/Brownsound, and I'll nuke the place and we can all start at Post #1... lol



no! let me

[Rikk]

Originally posted by pdk2k5
Mezro....So much potential - a fucking moronic asian fetishist.

and probably asian
(does your pussy slant sideways?)

Now you hate MEZRO, Pete?:p

[pdk2k5]

Originally posted by Buford Pusser
In-Fighting?God are You people angry or what?I thought a David Lee Roth site would be friendly to the average fan?Guess not,All I can find here is People fighting amongst one another..Is this what the originater had in mind?

welcome to the new improved Roth ARMY. 2% testosterone - 98% wasted potential.

(not a speck of cereal)

[pdk2k5]

Originally posted by Rikk
Now you hate MEZRO, Pete?:p

Yes, I spend nights focusing my energies on hating him. Much like you spend 20 hours a day here.

FAG

[pdk2k5]

I just had to stop by.

[pdk2k5]

I figure I'll bash the shit out of you til they ban me for owning your silly ass.

:p

[Rikk]

I've never been more satisfied with the Army than I am now.

There is so much incredible talent around. The only people that think the Army sucks now are those that have whined and gone off to other sites or those that are banned and refuse to leave.

If the others are at other sites, why would they care about the Army enough to keep posting about it?

If those that are banned think the site is shit now, why do they care enough to keep coming back?

[pdk2k5]

Originally posted by Rikk
I've never been more satisfied with the Army than I am now.

There is so much incredible talent around. The only people that think the Army sucks now are those that have whined and gone off to other sites or those that are banned and refuse to leave.

If the others are at other sites, why would they care about the Army enough to keep posting about it?

If those that are banned think the site is shit now, why do they care enough to keep coming back?

welll, ask sarge why he unbanned my unwanted ass. Pussy

[Rikk]

Originally posted by pdk2k5
I just had to stop by.

No, you didn't. You just can't help yourself when you've been drinking.;)

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by pdk2k5
welll, ask sarge why he unbanned my unwanted ass. Pussy

Then why the alias?

[pdk2k5]

Originally posted by Rikk
No, you didn't. You just can't help yourself when you've been drinking.;)

You need some edge on me. You silly sloppy bitch.

[pdk2k5]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Then why the alias?

who are you?

Shouldnt you be at chelle's site spilling the latest beans?

[pdk2k5]

Originally posted by Rikk
No, you didn't. You just can't help yourself when you've been drinking.;)

and I'm sure your sitting at home on a holiday weekend, sexy and desirable, sober as a stone. You stupid fuck!

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by pdk2k5
who are you?

Somebody ... pretty happy with it ...

Not an alias, don't have one ...

you?

[pdk2k5]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Somebody ... pretty happy with it ...

Not an alias, don't have one ...

you?

well my ip hasnt changed so.... what?

[Rikk]

Yawn.

[pdk2k5]

Originally posted by Rikk
Yawn.

guess you weren't so bored and tired to respond.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by pdk2k5
who are you?

Shouldnt you be at chelle's site spilling the latest beans?

LOL ... check out my posts there ... there aren't that many so you could have them read in a very short minute ...

Soory dude ... I don't spill ... I'm noy even a sloppy drunk ...

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by pdk2k5
well my ip hasnt changed so.... what?

Goody for you then huh?

Shouldn't you be spilling something to ... you know ....

[pdk2k5]

Originally posted by ALinChainz


Soory dude ... I don't spill ... I'm noy even a sloppy drunk ...

I'm glad you're NOY

It's a shame you hate me soo much. I didn't say a word while you were crying and worrying over losing your mod position to Ally because of your.... loose lips.

[Rikk]

All the lonely people,
where do they all come from.

[pdk2k5]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Goody for you then huh?

Shouldn't you be spilling something to ... you know ....

Nah - it doesn't matter

[pdk2k5]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Goody for you then huh?

Shouldn't you be spilling something to ... you know ....

Oh yeah!!!

fabshadow313: rikk75 (10:12:52 PM): i have to say...MAX has been REALLY pissing me off tonight

rikk75 (10:12:54 PM): yes...MAX

rikk75 (10:13:09 PM): but MAX has really been driving me nuts

rikk75 (10:13:28 PM): he's PMing me stacks of PMs, going on about DG and how he's done with her, and then he'll PM me again and tell me how angry she made him

fabshadow313 (10:13:29 PM): Max is ill man

rikk75 (10:13:38 PM): and i'll PM him back and say I DON'T CARE

rikk75 (10:13:41 PM): and he'll keep PMing me

rikk75 (10:13:44 PM): yes, he is ill

rikk75 (10:13:51 PM): i am starting to just freak out about it

fabshadow313: rikk75 (10:14:22 PM): man...i've become so much stronger in my actions the last few weeks

rikk75 (10:14:28 PM): and being associated with MAX has just caused too much shit

fabshadow313 (10:14:37 PM): youtwo were so buddied up

rikk75 (10:14:38 PM): i told him the alliance was back on...but i've changed my mind now

fabshadow313 (10:15:32 PM): save yourself, if you have all these pms she sent you, post um. Why hold back to protect her. you look like an idiot

rikk75 (10:15:46 PM): because he's lying

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rikk75 (8:19:09 PM): ok...i was pissed off earlier

rikk75 (8:19:13 PM): i really don't like those two

rikk75 (8:19:19 PM): but i'm just being relatively calm

fabshadow313 (8:19:26 PM): where's Max

rikk75 (8:19:29 PM): i don't know

rikk75 (8:19:32 PM): this is partly his fault

rikk75 (8:19:34 PM): he lied

rikk75 (8:19:43 PM): but it's ok

rikk75 (8:19:48 PM): i don't care

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fabshadow313 (8:24:25 PM): I just hope your not some one other than who you say you are

fabshadow313 (8:24:32 PM): i dont want to fight

rikk75 (8:24:33 PM): lol...who else could i be?

fabshadow313 (8:24:48 PM): some weirdo

fabshadow313 (8:24:51 PM): a MAX!

fabshadow313 (8:24:59 PM): did I just say that out loud

rikk75 (8:25:02 PM): lol!!!!!!!!!!!

fabshadow313 (8:25:04 PM): sorry!!!!

fabshadow313 (8:25:20 PM): I'm not dissin him babe

fabshadow313 (8:25:30 PM): but he has acted like a fool

rikk75 (8:25:42 PM): i am a 29 year old teacher in training that likes music, girls, his friends, drinking beer, used to smoke (but haven't in two months), loves his parents, loves VAN HALEN and maybe 200 other bands

rikk75 (8:25:50 PM): YES HE HAS

rikk75 (8:25:54 PM): he has disgusted me actually

-----------------------------------------------------------------

rikk75 (8:37:57 PM): that's why the whole MAX thing shocked me so much

rikk75 (8:38:10 PM): it almost makes me wish i had thought even more about giving him my phone number

rikk75 (8:38:12 PM): i think he's nuts

rikk75 (8:38:15 PM): they are BOTH psycho

rikk75 (8:38:18 PM): DG is even worse

[pdk2k5]

rikk75 (8:42:06 PM): she is fucking nuts

rikk75 (8:42:19 PM): you know, i'm smart though...because I started seeing through her a few months ago

rikk75 (8:42:32 PM): i started telling MAX in early December that there's something wrong with her


fabshadow313 (8:42:32 PM): well you guys tore me apart over her

rikk75 (8:42:44 PM): yes...but what happened between us was two-sided

rikk75 (8:42:49 PM): let's not dig that up again

fabshadow313 (8:43:22 PM): Please, if she is this oh so hot woman, why are all her boyfriends strickly online?

rikk75 (8:43:32 PM): i know

rikk75 (8:43:34 PM): she is nuts

rikk75 (8:43:50 PM): MAX started making me angry during our phone calls because I realized he was talking about her constantly

rikk75 (8:43:59 PM): i realized he was becoming obsessed with her

fabshadow313 (8:44:00 PM): and to feel that it had to be so public

fabshadow313 (8:44:14 PM): like look everyone... This guy digs me

rikk75 (8:44:22 PM): one point, probably back in october, i told MAX to back off the fight with you because it was going nowhere and it was bad for the site

fabshadow313 (8:44:27 PM): I hated the way they carried on in every thread

rikk75 (8:44:39 PM): and then DG pm'd him with a sob story about something you did

rikk75 (8:44:47 PM): and then, without consulting me, he went after you BIG TIME

fabshadow313 (8:44:49 PM): yes, POOR her

fabshadow313 (8:44:57 PM): it' always POOR dg

rikk75 (8:45:03 PM): he said "you hurt someone i LOVE, fab"

fabshadow313 (8:45:31 PM): I rememberthat

rikk75 (8:45:36 PM): yup

rikk75 (8:45:40 PM): same old soap opera...lol

fabshadow313 (8:45:42 PM): Max was never tough

rikk75 (8:45:45 PM): i know

rikk75 (8:45:49 PM): i am

(to be continued)

[pdk2k5]

fabshadow313 (8:46:03 PM): yes you are

fabshadow313 (8:46:11 PM): you are fucking ruthless man

rikk75 (8:46:16 PM): lol...i know

rikk75 (8:46:19 PM): i never planned it

rikk75 (8:46:21 PM): it just happens

fabshadow313 (8:46:33 PM): you are the only person who ever really fazed me

rikk75 (8:46:46 PM): well, it's amazing that after all that, i end up thinking you're a nice person

fabshadow313 (8:46:51 PM): can you imagine if someone had to take on you and me?

rikk75 (8:46:56 PM): it would be crazy

fabshadow313 (8:47:01 PM): LOL...

rikk75 (8:47:04 PM): you and i would be totally relentless

fabshadow313 (8:47:09 PM): we're sick arnt we?

rikk75 (8:47:13 PM): lol...no

rikk75 (8:47:17 PM): we just have conviction

rikk75 (8:47:24 PM): and another thing...we have VERY GOOD MEMORIES

fabshadow313 (8:47:46 PM): you hurt my feelings!

rikk75 (8:47:50 PM): how?

fabshadow313 (8:48:01 PM): saying I was old and ugly and fat

rikk75 (8:48:10 PM): c'mon...i was playing mean as hell

rikk75 (8:48:14 PM): i'm a mean person

rikk75 (8:48:16 PM): you were like that too

rikk75 (8:48:22 PM): saying i shouldn't be allowed near children

fabshadow313 (8:48:26 PM): LMAO!

rikk75 (8:48:32 PM): lol...it's all good

fabshadow313 (8:48:38 PM): it's funny

rikk75 (8:48:40 PM): i know
fabshadow313: rikk75 (8:49:33 PM): i'm sorry i said you're old and fat and ugly

rikk75 (8:49:44 PM): you ever post that, i will hunt you down

rikk75 (8:52:26 PM): lisa, i am sorry for the mean things i said...i think you're very pretty and any guy would be lucky to spend time with a cute, young gal like yourself


rikk75 (8:53:07 PM): can i say this...i am truly attracted to you

[pdk2k5]

good stuff

[Rikk]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!:p

[Rikk]

Originally posted by pdk2k5
rikk75 (10:13:09 PM): but MAX has really been driving me nuts
rikk75 (10:13:51 PM): i am starting to just freak out about it
rikk75 (10:15:46 PM): because he's lying

This is some awesome shit!:D

MAX and I are meeting at dawn with pistols to settle this.:p

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by pdk2k5
I'm glad you're NOY

It's a shame you hate me soo much. I didn't say a word while you were crying and worrying over losing your mod position to Ally because of your.... loose lips.

lol ... really ... suppose you have those IMs too?

Here's the thing ... I knew I didn't say anything ... I knew a couple people were lying ...

So who was more worried ... you knew it was you ... you told Ally you and I were cool ... yet you never opened your mouth to say it wasn't me did you?

So covering shit up must have meant you were worried dude ... not me ...

I'm still here ...

[ALinChainz]

To keep all those IMs ... after all this time ... and he says it doesn't matter ...

[Dan]

WTF?

[MAX]

"Look around you, look up here
Take time to make time, make time to be here
Look around, be a part
Drink all the liquor, but don't have a cold heart

And she loves you best
You're nuts like the rest
You're here when we banned you
You're here when she needs...
She's gonna neeeeeeeed you

A long time ago we had a Petey to mod
He made us think of things we never thought of
Now he's gone and we're on our own
A love song has cum into our mind
A love song, it was there all the time

So Petey let us take a look at you now
You're here on the message board, making us pity you somehow
Oh Petey, I think it's only fair we should say to you
"Don't be thinkin' that we don't pity you, 'cos Petey we do."

(Instrumental break)

Look around, cum in gunt...
You have no answers, but know where you wanna be
You look around and play a part
You were lured by the liquor and cooled by a warm gunt

And she loves you best
You're nuts like the rest
You're here when we banned you
You're here when she needs...
She's gonna neeeeeeeed you

So Petey let us take a look at you now
You're here on the message board, making us pity you somehow
Oh Petey, I think it's only fair we should say to you
"Don't be thinkin' that we don't pity you, 'cos Petey we do."

[conmee]

Nice... some Little River Band remix to keep things positive around here... lol

Icon.

[Matt White]

"Same as it ever was"

"Same as it ever was"

"Same as it ever was"

"Same as it ever was"

[Rikk]

http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/5d/images.art.com/images/-/Psycho--C10048123.jpeg

[Matt White]

.

[MAX]

Originally posted by conmee
Nice... some Little River Band remix to keep things positive around here... lol

Icon.

Glad you liked it Icon. :)

I'm also both ashamed and impressed that you knew the song. lol. ;)

I've been waiting a cupla months to use that rendition. :)

[conmee]

Sadly, I'm a connisseur of many types of music... my parents listened to everything from the Beatles to Pink Floyd to Bread to America to REO Speedwagon/Kansas/LRB, etc... so I have these lyrics to songs etched in my brain... I can sing along to a Jim Croce song if I ever hear one, despite the fact that I never purposely listened to him... lmao


Icon.

[Rikk]

My guiltiest pleasure is ABBA (with my Swedish heritege, it's understandable). One of these days, I have to re-write an ABBA song for one of our resident idiots.:p

[Mr Grimsdale]

there aren't enough ABBA songs for all of them

[Rikk]

No, there definitely aren't. But here's an attempt.


YOU'RE A CUNT (sung to the tune of ABBA's SOS)

Where are those happy days?
They seem so hard to find.
You tried to convince Webbies, but you they won't change their minds.
Why did you fuck yourself so bad?
I wish I understood.
At least Songs/Albums is now modded by someone good.

So when you hear me, psycho, don't come near me.
You're a cunt.
The love she gave you, nothing else can save you.
You're a cunt.
When you're gone
It is so easy just to go on.
When you're gone
We just laugh, easy to carry on.

You seem so far away but you have aliases.
No one knows you're alive until you sign them in.
I read your old posts and just laugh.
The ravings of a drunk.
Does she still promise love
because your stock has sunk.

So when you hear me, psycho, don't come near me.
You're a cunt.
The love she gave you, nothing else can save you.
You're a cunt.
When you're gone
It is so easy just to go on.
When you're gone
We just laugh, easy to carry on.

[bueno bob]

Sheer brilliance! Were there any justice in the world, Benny and Bjorn would get that damn band back together and have Rikk re-write the whole ABBA catalog!

[Matt White]

VIVA Le ABBA!!!:D

[diamondsgirl]

"Did you ever have deja vu, Mrs. Lancaster?" :D

[diamondsgirl]

I want Pete to post the part where Rikk calls me a cunt. :D

Or was it Max?

Or did Rikk call Max a cunt?


I can't remember it was so long ago....

[Nickdfresh]

Uhuhuhuhuhuh! He's her "Dancing Queen."

:D Fookin' ace!

"Awe PETEY! Stop eating your own shit!!"
http://www.greenapple.com/~jorp/amzanim/petey1.jpg

[MAX]

Originally posted by conmee
Sadly, I'm a connisseur of many types of music... my parents listened to everything from the Beatles to Pink Floyd to Bread to America to REO Speedwagon/Kansas/LRB, etc... so I have these lyrics to songs etched in my brain... I can sing along to a Jim Croce song if I ever hear one, despite the fact that I never purposely listened to him... lmao


Icon.

Ehhh, that's nothing to feel sadly about. My parents were much the same way, plus they liked a lot of decent stuff as well. Besides, I dig tons of odd, sappy, meelow 70's tunes regardless of what people think. lol.

[FasterPussycat]

Originally posted by MAX
Ehhh, that's nothing to feel sadly about. My parents were much the same way, plus they liked a lot of decent stuff as well. Besides, I dig tons of odd, sappy, meelow 70's tunes regardless of what people think. lol.


shut the fuck up already, douchebag!!!

Kissing ass again!!!

[Matt White]

Chinky Chinky Chinky!!!

;)"HI HO HI HO......"

[FasterPussycat]

Originally posted by MAX
Ehhh, that's nothing to feel sadly about. My parents were much the same way, plus they liked a lot of decent stuff as well. Besides, I dig tons of odd, sappy, meelow 70's tunes regardless of what people think. lol.


Do your parent know you are a gay man with desire for heterosexual man???
Give a call to Joe Thunder as I’ve said, will ya!!!

[FasterPussycat]

Originally posted by Matt White
Chinky Chinky Chinky!!!

;)"HI HO HI HO......"

Like Cha cha cha...

Can’t resist sweet scent of my you know what?? ;)

[Matt White]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Like Cha cha cha...

Can’t resist sweet scent of my you know what?? ;)

;)Ditto right?:D

[Elitest]

kindly moderate your language


your vocabulary is neither clever nor amusing

end of

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Elitest
kindly moderate your language


your vocabulary is neither clever nor amusing

end of
Never mind 'em Elitest....


He's a scamp!!!

[Elitest]

who is a "scamp" pray ?

[Matt White]

FPC!!!

[Elitest]

male ? that IS a surprise, I thought that was a hideyhole for Fabulous Shadow...but then if it really is male then that explains the lack of imagination in the posting I presume (oooooooooOOOOOOooooooh! ouch !!) ROTFLMFSDAO !!

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Elitest
male ? that IS a surprise, I thought that was a hideyhole for Fabulous Shadow...but then if it really is male then that explains the lack of imagination in the posting I presume (oooooooooOOOOOOooooooh! ouch !!) ROTFLMFSDAO !!

HA!
It's not who it seems......in a round-about way!!!

"The many faces of Shamus"

[Elitest]

well frankly my dear.....

[Matt White]

(In best Mr. Grimsdale voice)

"exactly, exactly!"

[LoungeMachine]

Hey Mezro you fucked up buddy................

I just got the trump muther fucking card on you. Enjoy your Webmaster ship of you while it lasts.

:gulp:

classic

[Panamark]

Everytime someone mentions Jesterstar I cant help but think
of our own budget airline....

http://www.jetstar.com/au/en/index.aspx

Valujet experience, and owned by everyone !

[Panamark]

Actually, in Jetstar's defence, at least they have new planes.
(Had to throw that in there as I will probably be sitting on one of em
again at some point and dont want to Valujet myself !!!)

[Nickdfresh]

What I find a bit gauling is that people like Elitest had their accounts deleted, yet that fucking SlowerPussyDischarge troll is still exists...

[twonabomber]

i seem to remember Elietest got a bug up her ass about something and quit. at least DDLR.

[LoungeMachine]

Full Bug got up her ass?

Nice.

:gulp:

[twonabomber]

all i remember is we started calling her Deletest. maybe Sesh or someone remembers the rest.

[GAR]

I luv ELITEST!

WTF? The only female DumpMeistress.. I wish she had more time for us.

[Seshmeister]

all i remember is we started calling her Deletest. maybe Sesh or someone remembers the rest.

Not me.

I think Von and her fell out???

[LoungeMachine]

Refresh my memory.

Who banned GAR right before you went down?

:gulp:

[GAR]

whu - I was banned someplace?

[twonabomber]

Refresh my memory.

Who banned GAR right before you went down?

:gulp:

i don't remember. i vaguely remember what it was over but not who pulled the trigger.

[ZahZoo]

I remember who pulled the trigger... how much is this info worth to y'all?

[GAR]

One millions dollar!

[Nickdfresh]

all i remember is we started calling her Deletest. maybe Sesh or someone remembers the rest.


:biggrin:

Well, I wish she would post her pic as I hear she is posh...

[WARF]

the classics...

[Angel]

Not me.

I think Von and her fell out???

A new mod deleted threads in the ladies forum, trying to clean things up and not knowing that deleting threads is a no-no...

The rest, as they say, is history...

[WARF]

I started the ladies night forum over at ddlr.com when I was a supermod.

I requested Vaughn to do it when the forum first opened...

I wanted for ddlr.com to have a forum for the ladies....

Vaughn thought it was cool... and it was added the same day I asked for it.

[WARF]

I actually had two SUPERMOD positions... I was also SpanishGay Guy for awhile...

[LoungeMachine]

I actually had two positions... I was also Gay for awhile...


It's okay WARFY.

We're here for ya, bro :D

:gulp:

[Angel]

It's okay WARFY.

We're here for ya, bro :D

:gulp:

:lmao: Do you realize what that looks like you're offering? :biggrin:

[WARF]

I'm waiting for angel to offer those big black titties!!!

Can a nigga get a table dance??