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WARF
09-05-2005, 10:07 PM
Why is this place dedicated to david lee roth?
MAX
09-05-2005, 11:12 PM
It's actually dedicated to me... Just don't tell anyone. ;)
WARF
09-05-2005, 11:55 PM
Where can I sign up, to meet the band dokken?
WARF
09-05-2005, 11:59 PM
This place is even better than the kipwingerarmy.com !!!!
MAX
09-06-2005, 12:13 AM
Originally posted by WARF
Where can I sign up, to meet the band dokken?

WRONG MA!!!

If you're looking for Kip Winger, that is actually a member here by the name of "Lounge Machine." It's been proven that he's the real Winger.
MAX
09-06-2005, 12:14 AM
I'm changing my name to "Jah Max" very soon just to keep in the spirit of Warren DiMartini.
Dan
09-06-2005, 12:41 AM
Kip Winger Rocks.
MAX
09-06-2005, 12:59 AM
Dan,

You really are gay. :p
Dan
09-06-2005, 02:02 AM
Originally posted by MAX
Dan,

You really are gay. :p

Yeah,I Love Spring Max.
MAX
09-06-2005, 02:18 AM
Originally posted by Dan
Yeah,I Love Spring Max.

LMAO
Soul Reaper
09-06-2005, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by WARF
Why is this place dedicated to david lee roth?

who is david lee roth?
Sarge's Little Helper
09-06-2005, 12:05 PM
who is david lee roth?

Diamond Dave is the supreme Toastmaster General of the immoral majority.. the King of Any and All Things Rock n\' Roll. Bar none he is the greatest Frontman in Rock n Roll History!
Soul Reaper
09-06-2005, 12:06 PM
thanks for clarifying that
WARF
09-06-2005, 02:01 PM
I just bought the first Van Halen album.... CC Deville is a GREAT guitar player!!!!
saint
09-08-2005, 05:53 PM
No I think THE GREAT KAT played on those
WARF
09-09-2005, 05:50 PM
Why doesn't ky-jelly come in sour apple flavor?
Soul Reaper
09-10-2005, 07:55 AM
who is Eddie Van Halen?
Sarge's Little Helper
09-10-2005, 07:55 AM
who is Eddie Van Halen?

Eddie Van Heiniken is one quarter member of the group Sham and the Chirellas. He is a lying, two-faced prick who spends most of his time in 5150 bent over so that his bitch brother Alex can lick his asshole clean.
Soul Reaper
09-10-2005, 07:56 AM
who is Alex Van Halen?
Sarge's Little Helper
09-10-2005, 07:56 AM
who is Alex Van Halen?

Alex Van Halen is the paralyzed brother of Eddie Van Halen. He is strung up on strings, and manipulated like a puppet with his drum playing by Rick Allen's Left Arm. On the side, Alex has been known to pimp off his wives to David Lee Roth, only to have them divorce him the very next day.
Soul Reaper
09-10-2005, 07:56 AM
who is Sammy Hagar?
Sarge's Little Helper
09-10-2005, 07:56 AM
who is Sammy Hagar?

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..
Soul Reaper
09-10-2005, 07:57 AM
who is Bette Midler?
Sarge's Little Helper
09-10-2005, 07:57 AM
who is Bette Midler?

Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..
Soul Reaper
09-10-2005, 07:58 AM
who is Sarge?
Soul Reaper
09-10-2005, 07:59 AM
...no answer....
Reverberator
09-11-2005, 06:41 PM
Now that is worse than posting numbers .
Soul Reaper
09-12-2005, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by Reverberator
Now that is worse than posting numbers .

you fool....i will not tolerate such shite....you cunt....:D