Has anyone seen JANI LANE from WARRANT on celeberty fit club? Christ...

[Dirty Duck]

That's some sad shit. Hope the guy get's his act together. I can't believe that's the same guy that slept with blonde Bobbie Brown,,,

[Unchainme]

I guess he ate all the cherry pie and then some.

[Susie Q]

Yah, I watched the whole thing. I couldn't believe my eyes. He looked like shit. Thing is...he had a pot belly is all. He slimmed down by the end of the show and got his 'shit' together for a little while anyways. Did you see his ex wife Bobbi congratulate him in a video during the finale?

Man...he didn't age well though....I will say that.

[OfficerJimmy]

I've hated Warrant and Lane ever since I found out they covered my favorite song, Down Payment Blues.

That was just wrong.

[alexpgrimes]

his exwife didn't age very well either..

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by alexpgrimes
his exwife didn't age very well either..

Yah, she looked road hard too.

[Seshmeister]

Pictures please.

I could do with a laugh...:)

[Dirty Duck]

I hear you guys!! I'm not gonna lie. Back in the day I liked
warrant. There was some good song writing and vocals....but you know,It's WARRANT!! Yeah,Bobbi looks like shit. But I really felt bad for Jani. I didnt see the finale. Oh well..glad things are better for him. I had seen the episode with him peforming CHERRY PIE for his Celeberty Club friends...man was that horrible. I had to change the channel. Oh well...that's life..right?

[alexpgrimes]

I loved the old music. dog eat dog is there best album by far. didn't get any attention because of the grunge movement.

[Dirty Duck]

Fuckin grunge right? Hated that whiney shit. Dog eat dog was good. They were a fun band. Slaughter? Sucked. Alright..I liked FLY to the angels..but that's about it. Eiether way I'm glad Jani is doing well.

[Mr Grimsdale]

Jani's not the only guy from Warrant who looks bad, you should see their guitarist joey allen

http://www.glguitars.com/featured%20artists/warrant/Warrant-LSharken.jpg

the guy on the left

back in 89 remember his mane of blonde hair, where the fook has it all gone?

[Big Fat Sammy]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Pictures please.

I could do with a laugh...:)

I had to look him up....fuck almighty, don't let this happen to me!

<img src="http://www.warrantweb.net/images/1-JaniLaneLive.jpg">
<img src="http://www.luberocks.com/pictures/8-18-02/thumbnails/bf818%20jani%20lane%20sporing%20a%20new%20look!.jp g"><img src="http://myuseless-info.com/rr_janimohawk.jpg"><img src="http://www.metal-rules.com/interviews/images/warrant/janilive2002.jpg">
<img src="http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbooks/img/shows/celebrity_fit_club2/cast/2473965.jpg">
<img src="http://www.donewaiting.com/atomicned/archives/missing.jpg">

This downboy feels like having some amino acids and nice jog right now. :D

[Little Texan]

Where the down boys go........Jenny Craig!

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
I had to look him up....fuck almighty, don't let this happen to me!

<img src="http://www.warrantweb.net/images/1-JaniLaneLive.jpg">
<img src="http://www.luberocks.com/pictures/8-18-02/thumbnails/bf818%20jani%20lane%20sporing%20a%20new%20look!.jp g"><img src="http://myuseless-info.com/rr_janimohawk.jpg"><img src="http://www.metal-rules.com/interviews/images/warrant/janilive2002.jpg">
<img src="http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbooks/img/shows/celebrity_fit_club2/cast/2473965.jpg">
<img src="http://www.donewaiting.com/atomicned/archives/missing.jpg">

This downboy feels like having some amino acids and nice jog right now. :D

Indeed.

I never realised how well I was aging until I saw this...:)

[Big Fat Sammy]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Indeed.

I never realised how well I was aging until I saw this...:)

I feel the same...though I've got these creases, like ravines on each side of my mouth...they're called laugh lines, and they get deeper by the day.

...I can live with wrinkles, but I can't be havin' my neck wider than my head. :D

[Dirty Duck]

I cannot believe that is same dude. Man I dont wanna get old...shit.

[Mr Grimsdale]

of course you won't

duck paté is only made from young ducks

[degüello]

Originally posted by OfficerJimmy
I've hated Warrant and Lane ever since I found out they covered my favorite song, Down Payment Blues...

A definite favourite of mine, as well. I didn't know they covered it; I can just imagine... ugh.

(The SCTV av is fucking GREAT, by the way. :D)

[Dirty Duck]

UPDATE...finally saw the finale of the show.He looked great! I'm really happy for that cat. Hope he sticks with it. Yeah..his X wife looks like shit. She's no cherry pie anymore thats for sure!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

http://www.apeculture.com/images/warrant.jpg

oh my giddy aunt

[Dirty Duck]

mr.Grimsdale...who are those pictures of that chick under your name? just curious...she's cute.

[Mr Grimsdale]

take yer pic...
cat deeley
sarah beeny
holly willoughby
ruth england

[jero]

jesus christ, and this guy fucked Bobbie Brown?

[Mr Grimsdale]

whitney houston's husband?

[Dirty Duck]

Whitney houstons husband...ha ha ha .

[Mama's Fool]

I'm too lazy to look it up (not really a Jani fan), but are there any before and after shots?