View Full Version : Worst DLR song of all time?
Cheatin' Heart Cafe sucks so bad.... it makes you wanna become a Van Hagar fan!!!
ThrillsNSpills
09-09-2005, 06:28 PM
I will never hear Dave do Tomorrow Never Knows because NO cover of that song should exist because it will fall so very short of the original on a million levels.
I've stayed away from the Diamond Dave album
I went with Cheatin Heart Cafe.
It reminds me of Frank Sinatra doing Sabbath tunes, or Sabbath doing show tunes or some such shit. One of these things does not go with the other.
over and out.
A Little Luck sucks pretty bad too.
It's like a retarded ass Las Vegas buffet tune.
ThrillsNSpills
09-09-2005, 06:39 PM
Shoobie Doobie Doo....Electric Funeral.....doobie doobie doo........smokin and trippin......
ThrillsNSpills
09-09-2005, 06:41 PM
In his defense though , Dave made a bunch of unbelievable albums and was entitled to something putrid to show he wasn't perfect.
Mr. Vengeance
09-09-2005, 06:46 PM
Yup...Cheatin' Heart Cafe is absolutely the worst! I remember the first time I heard that piece of shit almost as vividly as when I first hear Eruption! That's how shocking it was!
ELVIS
09-09-2005, 09:23 PM
Ice Cream Man 2 sucks, that's my pick...
Tommorow Never Knows, and If 6 Was 9 are terrable also...
I hated Cheatin' Heart Cafe until I heard this crap...
:elvis:
scorpioboy33
09-10-2005, 07:52 AM
if someone could post the ice cream man 2 mp3 it would be seriously appreciated
Soul Reaper
09-10-2005, 08:03 AM
i haven't heard any of those songs....and i'm probably lucky i haven't...
DLR7884
09-10-2005, 05:45 PM
If 6 Was 9 is by far the worst song Dave has ever recorded.
DLR7884
He butchered it.
DlocRoth
09-10-2005, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by WARF
A Little Luck sucks pretty bad too.
It's like a retarded ass Las Vegas buffet tune.
Dave sounds good vocally on that tune.
franksters
09-10-2005, 05:58 PM
I can't believe you put flex in this... wtf
this could really bring back Dave alive on his own!
it's modern and it rips!!
my vote goes for a little luck.
Flex?
C'mon dude it was BBQ POOP!
franksters
09-10-2005, 07:38 PM
Iplayed that song to a lot of people, young and old and everyone likes it, It as fury, I can't beleive you don't like it, the feeling is exactly like atomic punk, or loss of control, I can't describe it, but one thing is for sure is that dave still as that spark when it comes to that kind of mayhem, the sisters they could never release something like this unless they come back with Dave.
play it loud, in your car you'll see what i mean...
DLR7884
09-10-2005, 07:44 PM
Every song listed by WARF was listed for a reason....
They all are subpar DLR songs.
DLR7884
Nobody can argue with that.
Loons The Great
09-10-2005, 07:50 PM
Stand Up...the more you do it...the less you fall down...
Cheatin' Heart Cafe sounded better live in '94 without Travis Tritt.
Roth Renegade
09-10-2005, 08:14 PM
WORST SONG?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
EVERYTHING ON THE FIRST 6 ALBUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAVE IS MUCH BETTER AS A SOLO ARTIST, AND EDDIE VAN HALEN KNOWS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DLR7884
09-10-2005, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by Roth Renegade
WORST SONG?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
EVERYTHING ON THE FIRST 6 ALBUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAVE IS MUCH BETTER AS A SOLO ARTIST, AND EDDIE VAN HALEN KNOWS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are a moron.
DLR7884
Big time.
DavidLeeNatra
09-10-2005, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by DLR7884
Every song listed by WARF was listed for a reason....
They all are subpar DLR songs.
DLR7884
Nobody can argue with that.
I do...a little luck is one of my all time favorites ;)
DLR7884
09-10-2005, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
I do...a little luck is one of my all time favorites ;)
Really?
I think that it is one of the worst songs on that album.
DLR7884
Different strokes for different folks.
zeronumber
09-10-2005, 09:09 PM
Um...all of the above?
thome
09-10-2005, 09:15 PM
All Roth music is the wings of Doves....... Yer , Royalnesses!!!
Roth Renegade
09-10-2005, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by thome
All Roth music is the wings of Doves....... Yer , Royalnesses!!!
david lee roth is the greatest entertainer, why don't you like him???
thome
09-10-2005, 09:30 PM
Are you looking in a mirror?
PenguinsKID1986
09-10-2005, 09:41 PM
Never liked Stand Up, don't like the break in Perfect Timing. I dig the Diamond Dave CD. With Van Halen I'll Wait.
audiospectrum
09-12-2005, 01:28 PM
I refuse to vote, Dave has never dished up a flop. I curse thee who bags YFLM, it's 100% real!
VonHalen
09-12-2005, 07:21 PM
k
bantonelli
09-13-2005, 03:55 PM
I agree with AudioSpectrum.........not worth voting.... Dave shows his versatility in all that he sings....he can do ROCK, he can do VAUDEVILLE, he can CLOWN and he can be a BAD*SS. He's the definition of the word TALENT...... :)
Now, let's tawk Sammy tunes that hit a bad chord..........All ROTH Tunes that he tried....live versions on the Best of VH - Vol. 2
(Stand UP...the more you hear it...the MORE you fall down....)
Anonymous
09-14-2005, 12:00 AM
I voted for other, 'cuz the WORST song he ever did ain't there... and that's that shitty DANCING IN THE STREETS thing. What a lame ass "song". It almost manages to ruin Diver Down. It sucks ass so bad you just wanna throw the cd away. I still can't believe Van Halen played that shit. It's a fookin' bunch of bollocks, it is.
As for the rest of Dave's tunes, solo or VH, cover or original... love 'em all. Every single one of 'em.
Cheers! :bottle:
Big Troubles
09-14-2005, 12:29 AM
Ouch! I thought this was a Dave site. ;) Why is Flex on this list? Im hoping his entire next cd sounds more like Flex and Scarecrow. worst on that list? If 6 was 9.
Little Texan
09-14-2005, 01:57 AM
I hated "Look at all the people here tonight". That shouldn't even be considered a song...just a soundbite of Dave delivering the same line in a loop. It's a bunch of shit Dave's idiot former webmasters tk threw together and called a "song". The first "song" to be released straight from the internet to radio...what a bunch of baloney!
bueno bob
09-18-2005, 05:53 PM
I absolutely hated Cheatin Heart Cafe, myself...I've stayed away from Diamond Dave, so...don't know...I heard a minor bit of Ice Cream Man 2, but only about 30 seconds...enough to know I'd better not go any further into the album...
Unchainme
09-18-2005, 07:01 PM
Look At All The People Here Tonight (Techno Mix)????
Mp3 of this?
Or At Least A Description.
Big Fat Sammy
09-18-2005, 08:12 PM
Gotta go with my least fav Dave tune...I know its blues, but its just weak IMO.
Sensible Shoes.
Worst choice for a single, ever!
Dave's Bitch
09-18-2005, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by WARF
Cheatin' Heart Cafe sucks so bad....
lol ya it kinda does
Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
Gotta go with my least fav Dave tune...I know its blues, but its just weak IMO.
Sensible Shoes.
Worst choice for a single, ever!
Wow!
I always thought it was one of the better songs on his album.
Jason Becker gave Dave more of a bluesy side.
zeronumber
09-19-2005, 01:37 AM
Everybodys got the Monkey.
That song is beyond retarded.
DavidLeeNatra
09-19-2005, 05:21 AM
Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
Gotta go with my least fav Dave tune...I know its blues, but its just weak IMO.
Sensible Shoes.
Worst choice for a single, ever!
wa wa wa wa wait a minute!!!!! that song is pure dave all day all night...one of my all time favs!!! maybe not the first choice for a single but an "album hit"...
Dirty Duck
09-19-2005, 06:20 PM
Let's see...never liked STAND UP. That song actually bothers me. The more you do it..the less you fall down? Lyrics...no good
Romeo Delight
09-20-2005, 02:18 PM
"Stand up" blows!
Big Fat Sammy
09-20-2005, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by WARF
Wow!
I always thought it was one of the better songs on his album.
Jason Becker gave Dave more of a bluesy side.
Yeah, Becker did....but the music I always listen to is Blues and R & B, not really Hard Rock/Pop.
I like Dave because he sounds like a Blues singer in a Rock/Pop context.
But to me, Sensible Shoes sounds like a Rock/Pop singer attepting blues.
Little Texan
09-20-2005, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by Dirty Duck
Let's see...never liked STAND UP. That song actually bothers me. The more you do it..the less you fall down? Lyrics...no good
Hate to say it, but that almost sounds like Sammy lyrics, along the lines of "only time will tell if we stand the test of time".
degüello
09-20-2005, 10:46 PM
Originally posted by Loons The Great
Stand Up...the more you do it...the less you fall down...
Fuck, I find that tune mind-bogglingly horrible. I just can't comprehend that DLR fucking laid that to tape.
Would not someone in the process, somewhere along the line have realized it, and called out what a piece of ABSOLUTE SHIT it is?
degüello
09-20-2005, 10:48 PM
(Worst video he ever did too; I don't understand what he was fucking thinking.)
Call me crazy, but I like STAND UP! LOL
It should have never been a single though... it should have been replaced by either DAMN GOOD or Hina.
Originally posted by DavidFlamma
"Stand up" blows!
Amen.
That's truly the only song Dave's ever done that I fucking loathe. Always have.
Originally posted by WARF
Call me crazy, but I like STAND UP! LOL
And you give me shit for liking Saturday Night Fever? lmao. ;)
Originally posted by MAX
And you give me shit for liking Saturday Night Fever? lmao. ;)
I'll take Stand Up over anything from that album!
Damn Good was a double A-side to Stand Up,over in the UK anyway.
not that it really mattered, it was about 63 in the charts.
When you think about it, STAND UP was David Lee Roth's last billboard top 100 singles hit!
Dave hasn't had a top 100 song in seventeen years!!
sad really, I mean,thats not the sort of song to leave the mainstream with..lol
Big Fat Sammy
09-21-2005, 04:08 PM
"That's the trouble with love, thats the trouble with war"
That song would be great without the chorus!
Little Texan
09-21-2005, 07:47 PM
"Slam Dunk" would have been a top 100 hit had DLR Band been released by a major record label.
Mr. Vengeance
09-22-2005, 09:26 AM
What's wrong with Sensible Shoes? Cool lyrics, nice groove.
"I got a lot of money/ I look good and I'm funny"
Sounds like Dave to me.
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