Eddie Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Roth Renegade]

EDDIE VAN HALEN SHOULD BE PLAYING THE TUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

HE SAID HE WOULD QUIT BECAUSE HE FOUND HIS SOULMATE GARY CHERONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDDIE VAN HALEN IS A SHITTY HUMAN BEING WITHOUT A GUITAR IN HIS HAND, AND STEVE VAI KEEPS ON MAKING CLASSIC ALBUMS ONE AFTER ANOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STEVE VAI IS INSPIRED AND YOU CAN HEAR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAVID LEE ROTH IS THE GREATEST FRONTMAN OF ALL TIME AS SHOWN BY THE 2ND GREATEST ROCK ALBUM OF ALL TIME, THE DIAMOND DAVE CD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THUG POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDDIE WHY DON'T YOU JUST KILL YOURSELF, SO YOU WILL SPARE THE WORLD FROM ANYMORE SHITTY ALBUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU CLAIM YOU HAVE 13 ALBUMS WORTH OF NEW MATERIAL!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LONG LIVE TERRY KILGORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nitro Express]

Yngwie Malmsteen recovered from a car crash where doctors said he would never play the guitar again, and worked his ass off and plays better than ever.

Yngwie Malmsteen became fat and lost the wieght again.

Yngwie Malmsteen married a model but still rocks as much as he ever did.

Yngwie Malmsteen stayed true to his style, even when it was out of style, now it's in style again.

Les Paul is an old fart in his 90's and still plays.

Les Paul suffered a crippling arm injury in a car accident but retaught himself how to play with the bad arm.

Eddie Van Halen is an accident. He's a man who's had everything and pissed it all away. He's not Jason Becker who circumstances beyond his control took his career away from him. He's a bum who ruined it all by himself.

[Roth Renegade]

JASON BECKER WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER THAN EDDIE, BUT GOD'S FATE TOLD A DIFFERENT STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD BLESS JASON BECKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

[DrMaddVibe]

5 Stars!

Roth ON!!!!!

[Roth Renegade]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
5 Stars!

Roth ON!!!!!

EDDIE VAN HALEN IS A PIECE OF SHIT, AND CAN'T PLAY GUITAR ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYONE SHOULD GIVE UP ON THE REUNION CUZ IT'S NOT 1984 ANYMORE, SO SHAVE YOUR FUCKING MULLETS AND PICK UP A COPY OF YOUIR FILTHY LITTLE MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SammySucks1984]

eddie is a waste of space but it wouldnt be van halen without dave ed al and mike

[rustoffa]

Could you go back, like 15 pages and bump that one-eyed pyramid thread?

Gusto. That shit is real man.

[SammySucks1984]

does it ever piss you moderators off when people try to get tons of posts in very little time like the guy who made this thread

[Wawazat]

Re: Eddie Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Roth Renegade
MY KEYBOARD IS A MESS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nice to let us know

[Dave IS VH]

Eddie Van Halen is nothing now, but a drunken old fart, one of the greatest guitar players of all time wasted away to nothing. All he cares about now is screwing the fans over (copy right the Van Hagar reunion", when 95% of the people wanted Dave back in the band for a reunion.

Fuck Eddie
Fuck VH
Long Live Dave

[larbo]

Originally posted by Roth Renegade
EDDIE VAN HALEN IS A PIECE OF SHIT, AND CAN'T PLAY GUITAR ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYONE SHOULD GIVE UP ON THE REUNION CUZ IT'S NOT 1984 ANYMORE, SO SHAVE YOUR FUCKING MULLETS AND PICK UP A COPY OF YOUIR FILTHY LITTLE MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you are truly a fucking idiot. eddie can't play anymore? eddie is still by far a better player than anyone out there. steve vai is a wanna-be. yngwie(menstral cramp) is boring. you say all this shit about eddie but don't even know him? grow a personality and go back to evh.com and fuck off!

[Wonder Twins]

Granted I am pissed just as much as the rest to see ho weddie is in todays world. But ho wthe fuck can you guys rip eddie. As much as Dave rocked, eddie was the musical genius for all CVH. If you want to rip the guy for running the band into teh ground that is one thing. Don't question the fucking guitar genius which is eddie van halen.

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by Roth Renegade
EDDIE VAN HALEN SHOULD BE PLAYING THE TUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

HE SAID HE WOULD QUIT BECAUSE HE FOUND HIS SOULMATE GARY CHERONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDDIE VAN HALEN IS A SHITTY HUMAN BEING WITHOUT A GUITAR IN HIS HAND, AND STEVE VAI KEEPS ON MAKING CLASSIC ALBUMS ONE AFTER ANOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STEVE VAI IS INSPIRED AND YOU CAN HEAR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAVID LEE ROTH IS THE GREATEST FRONTMAN OF ALL TIME AS SHOWN BY THE 2ND GREATEST ROCK ALBUM OF ALL TIME, THE DIAMOND DAVE CD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THUG POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDDIE WHY DON'T YOU JUST KILL YOURSELF, SO YOU WILL SPARE THE WORLD FROM ANYMORE SHITTY ALBUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU CLAIM YOU HAVE 13 ALBUMS WORTH OF NEW MATERIAL!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LONG LIVE TERRY KILGORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Calm down....Rock on!

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by larbo
you are truly a fucking idiot. eddie can't play anymore? eddie is still by far a better player than anyone out there. steve vai is a wanna-be. yngwie(menstral cramp) is boring. you say all this shit about eddie but don't even know him? grow a personality and go back to evh.com and fuck off!

Steve Vai isn't a wanna-be....he has an instantly recognisable voice...