My Crystal Ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Roth Renegade]

I AM LOOKING INSIDE MY CRYSTAL BALL, AND I'M SHOCKED AT WHAT MY NAKED STEAMING EYES SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IN 2006 EDDIE VAN HALEN WILL RETIRE FROM VAN HALEN, AND WILL GET ARRESTED FROM LOITERING IN FRONT OF 7-11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MICHAEL ANTHONY WILL BE SELLING AUTOGRAPHED BOTTLES OF HIS PEPPER SAUCE FOR $199.95!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALEX VAN HALEN WILL RE-MARRY HIS X-WIFE KELLY, FUCK HER, THEN BREAK HIS NECK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

DAVID LEE ROTH IN 2006, WILL BE HEADLINING ARENAS WITH HIS RE-VAMPED DLR BAND, AND CONQUERING THE MUSIC INDUSTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MORE OF MY CRYSTAL BALL TO COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheManWithNoName]

1. In 2006, we'll find Ed floating in a box in New Orleans.

2. In 2006, Michael Anthony will have the tip of his nose tatoed SpamShit Brown.

3. In 2006, Alex Van Halen will come out of the closet, and we'll find that he's been ass pounding Gary Cherone.

4. In 2006, Dave will step up his efforts, and become the conductor of the Boston Pops, and do it in ass pants.

[Roth Renegade]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007 DLR BAND CD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008 DLR BAND LIVE DVD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheManWithNoName]

In 2006, we'll find out that Roth Renegade is Big Ed Anderson

[Roth Renegade]

BIG ED ANDERSON IS A CROOK AND ROBBED DLR OF OVER 100,000 DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dave's PA Rental]

Your threads are tired...

[TheManWithNoName]

You should be jailed then Ed! Stop hiding in Mexico and fucking show yourself. And if you're going to go all caps, at least be original enough to fucking make the font bigger so you don't look like every other Rainman posting with shit covered fingers.

[Little Texan]

This new poster has a very familiar posting style...TMR, is that you?

[FORD]

Originally posted by Little Texan
This new poster has a very familiar posting style...TMR, is that you?

I was thinking either him or Mike Blair.

[TheManWithNoName]

Roth Renegade?

Blair? TMR?

Christ, TMR would have better sense than to post just like he used to. And Mike Blair, the wonderful douchebag that he is, wouldn't show up here again.

It's not Blair or TMR. My guess is it's either a dumpmeister or one of the outspoken's--Mezro--WARF--

They'd style it off of someone else to deflect. Just a hidden suspician.

[BrownSound1]

Last time I remember Mike Blair visiting the Army was when we had a shared board with the DLRND.com. That was an old shitty type of bulletin board..nothing like this one. Of course Blair went off to jail and that was that. Don't get him confused with MikeB, a former mod.

[Little Texan]

Originally posted by BrownSound1
Of course Blair went off to jail and that was that.

I wonder what he went to jail for? Crack possession? Running a meth lab and sampling some of the product?

[franksters]

Originally posted by TheManWithNoName
You should be jailed then Ed! Stop hiding in Mexico and fucking show yourself. And if you're going to go all caps, at least be original enough to fucking make the font bigger so you don't look like every other Rainman posting with shit covered fingers.

ouch!

[larbo]

Re: My Crystal Ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Roth Renegade
I AM LOOKING INSIDE MY CRYSTAL BALL, AND I'M SHOCKED AT WHAT MY NAKED STEAMING EYES SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IN 2006 EDDIE VAN HALEN WILL RETIRE FROM VAN HALEN, AND WILL GET ARRESTED FROM LOITERING IN FRONT OF 7-11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MICHAEL ANTHONY WILL BE SELLING AUTOGRAPHED BOTTLES OF HIS PEPPER SAUCE FOR $199.95!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALEX VAN HALEN WILL RE-MARRY HIS X-WIFE KELLY, FUCK HER, THEN BREAK HIS NECK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

DAVID LEE ROTH IN 2006, WILL BE HEADLINING ARENAS WITH HIS RE-VAMPED DLR BAND, AND CONQUERING THE MUSIC INDUSTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MORE OF MY CRYSTAL BALL TO COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eddie arrested for loitering? grow yourself a personality. ed has more money and CLASS than you'll ever have.

[TheManWithNoName]

Re: Re: My Crystal Ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by larbo
Eddie arrested for loitering? grow yourself a personality. ed has more money and CLASS than you'll ever have.

Ed has money, sure. But I find it extremely interesting that you think you know the guy at all. Class? Not even people that KNOW HIM says he has class. So here's a thought, and I'll g-o r-e-a-l s-l-o-w:

Say hello to the Easter Bunny, and Santa, and let me know how much it costs to spend a weekend in fucking fantasy island.

Dumbass--