I subscribe to a bodybuilding magazine called Muscular Development. It's the best mag out there for anyone who is serious about the sport. There is this column called Rambling Freak written by Gregg Valentino. I'm sure most of you have seen this guy, he claims to have the world's biggest arms. They look really fucking retarded and the guy is a freak, but he is well aware of that.
Anyway in this month's issue there is a story about how he and his buddy met Dave in the early 90's. The first time they met was at a bodybuilding expo where Dave was hanging out because apparently he was big into the bodybuilding chicks back then. The next time and the real story is when they met him a few months later in the mens room at a music industry event.
Apparantly Valentino went in to take a piss and saw Dave there taking a piss as well. He's like "Holy shit, David Lee Roth!" Dave then let out a piss fart...you know the kind you only get when you are pissing. They all laughed, then Valentino farted and it stunk up the joint, Dave farted again and the place was smelling really bad...just before Dave left he looked back and let another one rip. He says nobody washed their hands afterwards, either.
There's a ALAE era pic of Dave and Valentino in there as well. Valentino says Dave is a cool dude and some other shit as well, but if you want the real story pick up the magazine.
Anyway in this month's issue there is a story about how he and his buddy met Dave in the early 90's. The first time they met was at a bodybuilding expo where Dave was hanging out because apparently he was big into the bodybuilding chicks back then. The next time and the real story is when they met him a few months later in the mens room at a music industry event.
Apparantly Valentino went in to take a piss and saw Dave there taking a piss as well. He's like "Holy shit, David Lee Roth!" Dave then let out a piss fart...you know the kind you only get when you are pissing. They all laughed, then Valentino farted and it stunk up the joint, Dave farted again and the place was smelling really bad...just before Dave left he looked back and let another one rip. He says nobody washed their hands afterwards, either.
There's a ALAE era pic of Dave and Valentino in there as well. Valentino says Dave is a cool dude and some other shit as well, but if you want the real story pick up the magazine.
Comment