I was talking with a buddy of mine in Oregon tonight. He brought up something that I had not heard anyone say in quite this way....
We were discussing the fact that The Sisters fucked up all versions of the band Van Halen. They fucked with Dave, he was gone, they fucked Spambo the Flatulent, he was gone (twice!), they fucked with Gay Cherone, he was gone.
SO....the Sam & Dave Tour....The Bass Player went along for the ride....
My friend correctly pointed out that the Sam & Dave Tour had everything that was ever GREAT about VH without the Sisters even being there!!!!
They were able to shove shit RIGHT IN ED DRUNKBOTTLE and AL WIFEYBEAT'S FACE!!!
"HEY! DUMBASSES!!! WE CAN PLAY ALL THE VERY BEST OF VAN HALEN AND VAN HAGAR (that last is not saying much, but I digress) AND WE DO NOT EVEN NEED FOR YOU TWO LOSERS TO BE HERE!!"
Hell, didn't Gay Cherone come out and jam with Spambo and The Bass Player when the S & D Tour hit the Boston Area???
EVERYONE WHO WAS EVER IN VAN HALEN/HAGAR PLAYED ON THAT TOUR AND PLAYED THE BEST MUSIC THEY ALL CAME UP WITH AND DID NOT EVEN NEED THE SISTERS TO BE THERE!!!
LAFF MY FUCKING ASS OFF!
Just as JoeThudner has been owned by every piece of physical matter on this planet, the sisters were owned by all the musicians who were ever in Van Halen with them, as well as ALL THE FANS who went and saw the tour!!
THE SISTERS WERE OWNED BY SEVERAL MILLION PEOPLE THAT YEAR!!
What fucking losers.
We were discussing the fact that The Sisters fucked up all versions of the band Van Halen. They fucked with Dave, he was gone, they fucked Spambo the Flatulent, he was gone (twice!), they fucked with Gay Cherone, he was gone.
SO....the Sam & Dave Tour....The Bass Player went along for the ride....
My friend correctly pointed out that the Sam & Dave Tour had everything that was ever GREAT about VH without the Sisters even being there!!!!
They were able to shove shit RIGHT IN ED DRUNKBOTTLE and AL WIFEYBEAT'S FACE!!!
"HEY! DUMBASSES!!! WE CAN PLAY ALL THE VERY BEST OF VAN HALEN AND VAN HAGAR (that last is not saying much, but I digress) AND WE DO NOT EVEN NEED FOR YOU TWO LOSERS TO BE HERE!!"
Hell, didn't Gay Cherone come out and jam with Spambo and The Bass Player when the S & D Tour hit the Boston Area???
EVERYONE WHO WAS EVER IN VAN HALEN/HAGAR PLAYED ON THAT TOUR AND PLAYED THE BEST MUSIC THEY ALL CAME UP WITH AND DID NOT EVEN NEED THE SISTERS TO BE THERE!!!
LAFF MY FUCKING ASS OFF!
Just as JoeThudner has been owned by every piece of physical matter on this planet, the sisters were owned by all the musicians who were ever in Van Halen with them, as well as ALL THE FANS who went and saw the tour!!
THE SISTERS WERE OWNED BY SEVERAL MILLION PEOPLE THAT YEAR!!
What fucking losers.
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