2004 Tour Names

[kennyboy]

Take The Money And Run Tour
Alex Alimony Tour
Pay The Lawyers Tour
I've Got 10 Albums Worth But Only Releasing 2 Tour
This Will Shut Dave Up Tour

[Sarge]

It has to include a neckbrace reference somewhere

[rustoffa]

Robert Palmer memorial tour of America.

[DavidLeeNatra]

"the hippy hippy shake my neckbrace tour"

[rikredbrain]

cynical pisstake tour 2004.... or the (neck)brace yourself for 2nd best our

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'we dont really give a shit about our fans-but you will pay a fortune to come see us cus were van halen' world tour

[Viking]

The 'What The Fuck, We Need A Buck' Tour, '04.

[pete]

The Return of Analingus - 2004

[DavidLeeNatra]

the "do you need the al quaida if I give you my tequilla" - tour

[Chaz Rock City]

The " Heinken Won't Pay for Its Self" Tour of the World"

[WARF]

"Milk, Nissans, Relationships" Tour.

"The Overweight Champs of Rock N' Roll" tour

"Wolfie Mach 4"

[bukowsky]

Hip Hip Hip Okay Tour :-Þ

[Mezro]

"We Sure Are Whores" World Tour

"2 Fat Guys, a Cripple and a Drunk"

"Meat and Cheese For The Masses"

"Live..Without A Girdle"

"The (replacement) Bitch Is Back"

"Make A Vagina With Your Hands While A 57 Year Old Hog Sings For His Slop"

"Live...Without A Tongue"

Mezro...i'm just going to call it the Summers Eve tour

[distortion9]

If they don't start selling some tickets there's not gonna be a tour.

[distortion9]

F!....I never double post.

[thefive]

Free guitar lessons tour.

[gothqueen]

Van Hasbeen 2004: We were Van Halen but not anymore.

[Foozwah]

The "Let's See How Many Gullible Fuckwads Will Cough Up the Dough for a Shameful, Bloated, Embarassing Parody of Former Greatness and Glory" Tour.

Although they might have trouble getting all the words on the posters... ;)

[MAX]

Van Hagar 2004 "WHO FUCKING GIVES A SHIT?" TOUR

[General Hina]

The "VH plays arenas, Dave plays very small clubs" Tour.

[thefive]

Originally posted by General Hina
The "VH plays arenas, Dave plays very small clubs" Tour.

Answer my thread Hina. Quit ignoring the truth.

[kennyboy]

Originally posted by Mezro

"Make A Vagina With Your Hands While A 57 Year Old Hog Sings For His Slop"


Oh my GAWD! Seriously, my sides hurt! My favorite.

[thefive]

The donut and the three stooges tour

[General Hina]

Originally posted by thefive
Answer my thread Hina. Quit ignoring the truth.

Your threads blow and I don't know which one you want me to answer???

You have 35 idiotic threads.

Which one?

[thefive]

Why do you like Sammy Hagar? What do you see in Sammy?

[thefive]

Right here hina

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4876&perpage=30&pagenumber=1

[moose]

"The Shear The Sheep Tour":D

[smaz]

Originally posted by General Hina
The "VH plays arenas, Dave plays very small clubs" Tour.

Playing to a packed out club is better than performing to an empty arena.

[Mr Grimsdale]

how about calling it muriel?

[flappo]

..or sylvia69 ?

[Mr Grimsdale]

how about "danny la rues' cake decorating competition"?

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by Viking
The 'What The Fuck, We Need A Buck' Tour, '04.


Originally posted by gothqueen
Van Hasbeen 2004: We were Van Halen but not anymore.


Originally posted by Foozwah
The "Let's See How Many Gullible Fuckwads Will Cough Up the Dough for a Shameful, Bloated, Embarassing Parody of Former Greatness and Glory" Tour.;)

LMAO.....all too funny.

Truth is, this Van Hagar tour is actually just an opening band for the real Van Halen Reunion Tour.

[Mr Grimsdale]

"King Kongs Pig Fisting Marathon"

[General Hina]

Originally posted by smaz
Playing to a packed out club is better than performing to an empty arena.

I was at Dave's House Of Blues show on New Years Eve here in Los Angeles.

The club was not packed and this is DLR's hometown.

Sad but true.

General Hina

[Dan]

I don't give a Rat Ass Tour.

[Snoo]

"Roth? He's Just A Figment Of Your Imagination. Valerie, Too: 2004"

"You Saw The Best...Ah, 20 Years Ago. Now See The Rest!: 2004"

"Van Halen: Now With The Same Amount of Balls As There Are In A Hockey Game!"

[smaz]

Originally posted by General Hina
I was at Dave's House Of Blues show on New Years Eve here in Los Angeles.

The club was not packed and this is DLR's hometown.

Sad but true.

General Hina

And let me guess, your gonna be saying the arenas that Van Hagar are gonna be playing aren't gonna be empty, as Hagars belly's gonna fill it up??

New years eve - people go out to parties, so maybe everybody had plans that day. Over here in February, I saw Dave and the place was packed.

[cwsmith17]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
the "do you need the al quaida if I give you my tequilla" - tour

Absolutely hysterical.

[mewisemagic]

tires came off the rims tour 04
barney rubble and friends-bedrock tour of tears
hippest show in this neck of the woods
lullaby

[Panamark]

VAN HALF-ASSED 2004

[FORD]

http://store4.yimg.com/I/yhst-4539890428443_1787_22199

The "Aged Cheddar" tour.

[Lou]

I think it's called the "Let's Worship Eddie, He's God" tour.

[General Hina]

Originally posted by smaz
New years eve - people go out to parties, so maybe everybody had plans that day.

I give you facts and you hand me a big fat excuse.
You are so lame.

General Hina

[Don Corleone]

The Charisma Bypass Tour