Rock Star: Van Halen

**Hardrock69** · 09-26-2005, 03:01 PM

NNNOooooooOOoOOOoOoo!!!!!

**bueno bob** · 09-26-2005, 03:03 PM

HA! I could just see Alex's review of Dave's performance...

And Dave responding by: "I co-wrote the fucking song, you dipshit! It's on the fucking album with ME SINGING IT!"

That'd be some funny shit, I'd have to say...lmao

**Dirty Duck** · 09-26-2005, 03:04 PM

I thought Alex retired due to neck injuries? Please god don't let VH become a reality TV show...pleeeeease!!!!!!

**Dirty Duck** · 09-26-2005, 03:06 PM

Actually...you know what? I take that back. Fuck em....let them have their reality show so all us ROTH fans can sick back and watch the train wreck right before our naked steaming eyes!

**bueno bob** · 09-26-2005, 03:12 PM

Now you're catching on

**DLR7884** · 09-26-2005, 03:17 PM

This could be great.

I'd tune in every week to watch that train wreck.

DLR7884
I hope those fucking idiots do it.

**bueno bob** · 09-26-2005, 03:20 PM

Can't you just see it? Eddie, sitting at the table while some kids out there singing his heart out, nodding off...passing out, falling under the table in a drunken stupor and knocking over all of his bottles...Mike trying to keep his hair plugs in...Alex writing alimony checks...the performers walking off stage when they realize it's a totally lost cause...

Man, it'd be outstanding!

**johnburrows** · 09-26-2005, 03:58 PM

Not over my dead body.

**johnburrows** · 09-26-2005, 03:58 PM

Not over my dead body. How could the sisters even consider pulling this stunt when the aboriginal lead singer is still alive!

**Wonder Twins** · 09-26-2005, 04:54 PM

CAN THINGS GET ANY WORSE?

**bueno bob** · 09-26-2005, 04:59 PM

Originally posted by Wonder Twins
CAN THINGS GET ANY WORSE?

There could be a reunion with Ga y Cherone.

**DLR_EngineRoom** · 09-26-2005, 04:59 PM

Originally posted by LoveBug
Word on the street is Mark Burnett productions is talking to Van Halen management about being the next rock band to audition singers and have fans be part of the new lead singer selection process.

Comment: I don't think it will happen, but for them to be talking is scary. Well, at least Dave can try out for the band. That would be sad if DLR was selected then voted off the first show.

http://www.rockstar.msn.com/Season2

lol I guess Queen is next....cause Paul Rodgers ain't exactly doing great for the band.....

I know that it ain't good to say 'never'...but....

if the VH Bros. do decide to go thru with this.....I'm sayin' that Dave ain't EVER comin' back to VH....and that's a GOOD THING.

Dave doesn't need to head toward a train wreck and try to salvage what's left....he's doin' just fine on his own.

When Dave divorced Van Halen, he took the kids with him.
His kids are the six pack and us.

Roth's 'kids' are forced to spend time with Mommy and whoever Mommy (VH) is dating. Mommy's also got 5 kids from 2nd hubby and 1 kid from hubby #3 that no one really talks about anymore.

**bueno bob** · 09-26-2005, 04:59 PM

Or maybe they'll FINALLY make that album with Mitch Malloy...

**bueno bob** · 09-26-2005, 04:59 PM

Michael Anthony could sing lead.