Fitness Icon Richard Simmons Cited for Slapping Man

[Sarge]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040325/photos_en/mdf506767

Flamboyant fitness guru Richard Simmons was cited by authorities for allegedly slapping a man in an airport who was poking fun at his exercise videos, police said Mach 25, 2004. Simmons, 55, known for his tank tops and outrageous manner, was ticketed for misdemeanor assault after allegedly striking the man across the face while in line at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport on Wednesday night, police said. Simmons is seen being crowned King of No-Fat Tuesday at the Riverwalk Marketplace during Lundi Gras in New Orleans, Feb. 23.

[lucky wilbury]

too funny

[Mr Grimsdale]

humelebabelababelabop

[lesfunk]

Fitness Icon Richard Simmons Cited for Slapping Man ...
You left out,
...on the ass.

[Mr Grimsdale]

beat him with a stick

[alexpgrimes]

I thought maybe he took Richards purse.

[Bob_R]

Richard Simmons is such a fucking homo!

[High Life Man]

Originally posted by lesfunk
You left out,
...on the ass.

You left out,
...IN the ass.

[Mr Grimsdale]

he fisted a donkey?

[BrownSound1]

Damn Sarge, you look just like Richard Simmons!