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  • Matt White
    • Jun 2004
    • 20497

    Bible's 4 Horsemen Ask For Directions In Paris

    PARIS - A funny thing happened on the way to Doomsday - the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse got lost and had to ask for directions!

    That is the wild story of a French police officer who claims that one of the fearsome riders trotted up to him on the roadside and sheepishly asked, "Do you know the way to Rome?"

    "It was the one on a red horse, holding a broad-sword. I guess that must be the Second Horseman, the War guy," highway patrolman Michel Clenard told a Paris newspaper.

    "I was totally taken aback. I mean, these guys are supposed to be determining the fate of all mankind - but they seem to have no Earthly idea where they're going. And I didn't know whether to point them in the right direction or send them on a wild goose chase."

    According to prophecies in the Holy Bible, a warning sign that the end of the world is near will be the arrival of four mysterious horsemen, representing the major calamities that will plague man in the last days - war, famine, pestilence and death (Rev. 6:2-8).

    The uncanny encounter took place 13 miles outside Paris on the highway from Dijon. Officer Clenard was assisting a female motorist whose auto had broken down on the side of the road, when he first spotted the hooded horsemen and their giant steeds.

    "They had stopped on the other side of the road and they were arguing over their map about which way to go," said Officer Clenard. "I was concerned because cars were whizzing by really fast and the horses seemed like they were getting anxious."

    Officer Clenard said eventually one of the horsemen was sent over to his patrol car.

    "The guy seemed reluctant and when he got close enough for me to recognize him from illustrations in my Bible, I understood why," he said. "The guys are supposed to be these big, bad harbingers of doom - asking for help must have been humiliating."

    Officer Clenard said the Second Horseman spoke in an antiquated form of French.

    "I advised him to keep his sword sheathed and I gave him directions, but I'm not sure he got them right," the cop said. "When the riders took off, two of them headed the wrong way!"
  • Wolverine

    #2
    Not smart, not smart. MATT WHITE, what the fuck are you thinking? Not much obviously-You\'re too smart for this and a good moderator.Shutup and listen.We shall ride and you soon will see and feel the wrath. It is time and I\'d take cover if I was you. This is the REAL DEAL. the rider is coming and Hell follows with him.

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    • Matt White
      • Jun 2004
      • 20497

      #3
      Grow up................

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      • Wolverine

        #4
        Originally posted by Matt White
        Grow up................
        Excuse me? wtf! I was giving you a FAIR WARNING MATT WHITE and I thought youd have been a little more appreciative? Besides that sonny boy, its not me or others reading comic books and making a mockery around here. This is the REAL DEAL and the riders are coming and Hell follows with them.

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        • Matt White
          • Jun 2004
          • 20497

          #5
          Hows the view up on that Soap Box?


          And I got your "Sonny Boy" right here Slugger.........

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          • Wolverine

            #6


            Poor Soony Boy. Cant say I didn\'t try with you and you seemed so smart to? Now get back to kneeling before someone. That is the job you do right? sheep pen. What a joke.

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            • Matt White
              • Jun 2004
              • 20497

              #7
              Originally posted by Wolverine


              Poor Soony Boy. Cant say I didn\'t try with you and you seemed so smart to? Now get back to kneeling before someone. That is the job you do right? sheep pen. What a joke.

              BOY....haven't heard this angle before.............

              Step up to the plate slugger.....you ain't the first...you won't be the last....and you ain't the best.........

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              • Wolverine

                #8
                Originally posted by Matt White
                BOY....haven\'t heard this angle before.............

                Step up to the plate slugger.....you ain\'t the first...you won\'t be the last....and you ain\'t the best.........
                And to think I thought you had something to bring? ROTF. OK BOY, you\'ll see and I\'m finished with you for now. Get back on your knees and stay put there...What a hardass.

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                • Matt White
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 20497

                  #9
                  That's what I thought junior.......now jump back on that "horse" and ride back out to the kiddie ranch........



                  "IN ORDER TO BE THE MAN 'YA GOTTA BEAT THE MAN"

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                  • Really On Fire
                    Full On Cocktard
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 28

                    #10
                    he that believes shall be saved

                    he that believeth not shall be damned



                    do you hear the footsteps?
                    Good God y'all

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                    • Wolverine

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Really On Fire
                      he that believes shall be saved

                      he that believeth not shall be damned



                      do you hear the footsteps?

                      I guess this guy MATT WHITE doesn\'t. and he seemed like one of the smarter ones...

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                      • Matt White
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 20497

                        #12
                        My ROTH credentials are in order...I'm not gonna sweat it......

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                        • golden boy
                          Head Fluffer
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 214

                          #13
                          the rapture didnt even happen yet so we still have a least seven years.
                          mark miles

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                          • golden boy
                            Head Fluffer
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 214

                            #14
                            hi matt
                            mark miles

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                            • Matt White
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 20497

                              #15
                              Sup GB?

                              You headin' to the SOO in Nov to see DAVE?

                              I can't make it...work is too busy.....

                              DAMN!!!

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