Because I Care Dammit

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  • Ozzy Fudd
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1667

    Because I Care Dammit

    I just have to see if we are all are nutz or what

    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, "What is
    the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?"

    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a
    teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the
    bathtub."

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    1. Would you use the spoon?
    2. Would you use the teacup?
    3. Would you use the bucket?
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    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the
    bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup."

    "Noooooo," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug."

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    not required to tell anyone how you did on this test)
    Roth Army MP
    Originally posted by Panamark
    Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
    or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
    Originally posted by BITEYOASS
    She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
    Originally posted by JAY HALE
    so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.
  • Ozzy Fudd
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1667

    #2
    well we all know what i picked. lmao
    Roth Army MP
    Originally posted by Panamark
    Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
    or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
    Originally posted by BITEYOASS
    She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
    Originally posted by JAY HALE
    so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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    • Dr. Love
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 7825

      #3
      your nose?
      I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

      http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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      • ashstralia
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Feb 2004
        • 6555

        #4
        hahahaha!!!!

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