Anti-Spam Hagar Talking Points Thread

[steve]

1. (courtesy of Slapnuts)...
Sammy Hagar returning to Van Halen is like poop returning to the butt - except this poop weighs 220 and has a 42" waste. Sammy Hagar sucked when he was in Van Halen, and he will always suck. Fuck you Sammy Hagar!

2. Sammy Hagar is "wordbarf" (courtesy DLR 1994)

3. Sammy hagar contributed $2000 to the Bush campaign - see for yourself at the pres's re-election website.

4. Van Halen's tour - supported by the lovers of free speech at Clearchannel

5. when it's love, Dreams, when love Walks In, why can't this be love, feels so good when love comes around, no enough, can't stop loving you, etc. etc. and other songs written on the corporate buck to pander to love sick 14 year old boys with an allowance

6. Sammy Hagar thinks he was abducted by aliens
...
they go on and on.

more please:D

[Jimothy]

7. Sam STILL wears sandals and women's red capris, believing himself to be the "Red Rocker," when in reality he has never ever "rocked."

[Matt White]

8.) Much to his continued Chagrin, Spammy has to perform DAVE songs almost 20 years later!!! The SISTERS KNOW that a concert featuring ONLY Van Hagar songs would NEVER fly. Like Eagles fly.:lol:

:donkey:

[EbDawson]

Originally posted by steve
6. Sammy Hagar thinks he was abducted by aliens




Unfortunately, they returned him.

[badhorsie]

Eagles fly or any solo works.

[Jimothy]

10. Sam gives his best country music preformance every time Van Halen preforms "It's About Time," "Up For Breakfast," and "Learning To See."

[Matt White]

11.) Spam SPECIFICLY ORDERS that the following NOT be allowed back stage:
a.) Midget body guards.
b.) M & M's of ANY color.
c.) JACK DANIELS PRODUCTS( MIKEY's doesn't count, due to it being ICED TEA in a JACK bottle.)
d.) PLAYBOY PLAYMATES who apperared in the BBQ vid.
e.) HOWARD STERN
f.) NERF HERDER
g.) Members of WEEZER.
h.) ANY interviewer from CLASSIC ROCK MAGAZINE.
i.) ANY Burger King PRODUCTS.(Contractual obligations!)
j.)James Gandolfinni or ANY SOPRANOS cast members.
k.) ANY employee of Loydes of LONDON.

DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[guwapo_rocker]

Who is Sammy Hagar?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who is Sammy Hagar?

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

[Snow Ho]

Originally posted by EbDawson
Unfortunately, they returned him.

can't say i blame them. however i am recalling an episode of the simpsons where the aliens use two beams to pick up homer. they must have used 5 or 6 for sammy.

[Figs]

He roots for the Redskins I think...

[Figs]

see...

[Figs]

see.....

[Figs]

he has awesome fans

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Figs
he has awesome fans

Fixed that for ya....

[steve]

Originally posted by Figs
He roots for the Redskins I think...

As a lifelong Redskins fan - let me just say that I am OFFENDED that McHagar Delux has joined The Hoggettes.

Also, I mis-spelled flabbergasted.

[Figs]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Fixed that for ya....

Much appreciated!