Middle East has most of the world's oil? NO! [Archive]

Hardrock69

10-13-2005, 09:31 AM

A similar chart amended to include USGS estimates of ultimately recoverable oil reserves presents a more accurate impression of overall world oil reserves.

The "unconventional" oil reserve of South America is the Venezuelan Orinoco heavy oil belt with one to four trillion (with a "T") barrels of oil.

FORD

10-13-2005, 09:35 AM

Which explains why the BCE has tried to overthrow the popularly elected Chavez government repeatedly.

ELVIS

10-13-2005, 09:35 AM

Either way, the dominance is in the middle east...

What's your point ??

Phil theStalker

10-13-2005, 09:46 AM

Originally posted by Hardrock69
A similar chart amended to include USGS estimates of ultimately recoverable oil reserves presents a more accurate impression of overall world oil reserves.

The "unconventional" oil reserve of South America is the Venezuelan Orinoco heavy oil belt with one to four trillion (with a "T") barrels of oil. These guys who believe propaganda are so fucking blind, Hardrocks69, that I believe there's going t2o be an ignorance of the facts civil war fight.

We'll do what's right.

We will stand and fight.

Ignorance is the enemy to INDIVIDUAL freedom to MY hate speech, to MY gun, to MY opened mind.

MY opened mind (or anyone's) may not be right, but it's an inalienable RIGHT for the human mind to be opened. It's the exact same thing about my right to a gun for protection.

Or else you've got Red China in the west with profits and investments, but with no human rights.

Why are Americans stripping at the airports, but the borders are wide open?

On and on the grievances against this government go (i.e., the government is not the country) just like back in the late 1700's and pretty soon that list came to a bloody head. Like they say, no good deed goes unpunished.;)

:spank:

ELVIS

10-13-2005, 09:51 AM

Dude, you're drunk...

You need to sober up and start to think clearly...

There is no civil war on the horizon...

No way, no how...

Get with the program, my friend...

:elvis:

ELVIS

10-13-2005, 09:52 AM

Drunkeness = ignorance to EVERYTHING!

Hardrock69

10-13-2005, 09:52 AM

Yet Elvis wants to live in a Police State...

ELVIS

10-13-2005, 09:54 AM

Is that right ??

Phil theStalker

10-13-2005, 09:58 AM

Originally posted by ELVIS
Either way, the dominance is in the middle east...

What's your point ?? ELVIS, you just need a little more information...education on the subject.

It's easiest to pick the fruit from the lowest branches. Middle Eastern oil is like the fruit on the lowest branches. Unconventional means it's harder to get at than oil that's drilled out of a flat desolate desert the cheapest way.

And, the 1972 national security secret about total U.S. oil reserves in Alaska totally skews any so-called world oil reserve chart.

We'll never know.

But if the war in Iraq wasn't started for oil then what are we talking about oil in the Middle East for? Who is Osama bin Forgotten? huh

This is just insane.

Stock up on food and water and toilet paper would be a nice luxury.

:spank:

ELVIS

10-13-2005, 10:03 AM

Yes, I understand...

You have underestimated me yet again...

You out of beer yet ??

:elvis:

Phil theStalker

10-13-2005, 10:05 AM

Originally posted by ELVIS
Dude, you're drunk...

You need to sober up and start to think clearly...

There is no civil war on the horizon...

No way, no how...

Get with the program, my friend...

:elvis:
When the militia guys from Michigan are passing you in your own state on their way heading towards New Orleans I'll be drinking to celebrate.:D

I celebrate PEOPLE POWER as outlined for the despots in the U.S. Declaration of Independence, the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of (unalienable) Rights.

Ooh, ohh, oh ho ho ho ho, I'm loving it.

I'm glad I was born.

It's never a boring planet.

Very interesting.

Do you like t2o use steak sauce, ELVIS?

Is that the kind of stuff you want t2o talk about here?

I'm mean really, we're talking about the end of our rights stuff here, ELVIS.

That's why I know what I'm telling you is depressing, I know that what I'm telling you upsets you, but at least I'm getting in the batter's box.

:spank:

FORD

10-13-2005, 10:06 AM

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Yet Elvis wants to live in a Police State...

Last I heard, Elvis WAS living in a police state. Or very close to one. Or in either case, a state where police beat the shit out of retired schoolteachers who are guilty of being black :(

ELVIS

10-13-2005, 10:07 AM

When you sober up, I might, I said might, start listening to you...

Your judgement is clearly clouded...

:elvis:

ELVIS

10-13-2005, 10:08 AM

Originally posted by FORD
Or in either case, a state where police beat the shit out of retired schoolteachers who are guilty of being black :(

What does that have to do with anything ??

FORD

10-13-2005, 10:14 AM

Originally posted by ELVIS
What does that have to do with anything ??

It has to do with your neighborhood police department being some racist assholes that Daryl Gates and MarKKK Fuhrman would be proud of.

LoungeMachine

10-13-2005, 10:15 AM

Originally posted by ELVIS

Your judgement is clearly clouded...

:elvis:

Clearly clouded ????

Is that like Compassionate Conservative?

Jumbo Shrimp

Military Intelligence

:D

Phil theStalker

10-13-2005, 10:18 AM

Originally posted by ELVIS
When you sober up, I might, I said might, start listening to you...

Your judgement is clearly clouded...

:elvis: I am sober, ELVIS.

I just like t2o joke aroond a little bit and add numberr's t2o my werds and stuff like dat.

Sure it's depressing to hear about it, brother ELVIS. But what are we supposed to do sit in a corrner and crry?

That's, or dat's, why I joke around and sound drunk.

"I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN T2O DRINK."

"We have met the enemy and he is Jack Daniels."

"Don't give up the shots."

"We're not retreating, we're advancing in our drinking."

"It makes me sick everytime I come to drink in this part of the world."
MacArthur in Korea

la la la

hey, I gotta go, ha la la la

I'm late f4or my drinking.:D

:spank:

Phil theStalker

10-13-2005, 10:19 AM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Clearly clouded ????

Is that like Compassionate Conservative?

Jumbo Shrimp

Military Intelligence

:D Tanks, bro. U & Nicky and FORDy and others, u b da BEST.

There's a joke in there, butt I'm nott gonna touch tit.;)

:spank:

LoungeMachine

10-13-2005, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by FORD
It has to do with your neighborhood police department being some racist assholes that Daryl Gates and MarKKK Fuhrman would be proud of.

Graduates of David Dukes Academy.

Speaking of Racism in NO, Boondocks referred yesterday to NO being intenionally flooded in 1927........in the predominatly black section of town only.

This I want to research....

ELVIS

10-13-2005, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Clearly clouded ????

Is that like Compassionate Conservative?

Jumbo Shrimp

Military Intelligence

:D

Lounge Machine ??

:elvis:

LoungeMachine

10-13-2005, 10:22 AM

" I shall return.............so don't touch my drink, I need to take a leak"

Gen. Macarthur

LoungeMachine

10-13-2005, 10:23 AM

Originally posted by ELVIS
Lounge Machine ??

:elvis:

LMMFAO

:D

touche

ELVIS

10-13-2005, 10:25 AM

Hmmm...

I'm pissed that Jerry Springer has some clown sitting in for him today...

Springer is the only good show on Air Sucks America...

This guy is an idiot...

LoungeMachine

10-13-2005, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by ELVIS
Hmmm...

I'm pissed that Jerry Springer has some clown sitting in for him today...

Geez, what a weird world we live in......

Phil theStalker

10-13-2005, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by ELVIS
Lounge Machine ??

:elvis:
He's using oxymorons on you, or questioning your use of them.

Don't they have schools in da south? huh

Yer lucky yoo kin reed, El Vis.:)

After the civil war we'll open new schools in da south for you and your families just like we're doing in Iraq. Just wait till we're done over there in about 12 or 20 years.

That's a joke t2oo, ELVIS.

From what somebody told me the war in Iraq is o1ne of those civil war, er, the peoples' grievances that will come t2o a head long bef4ore 12 years does.

I only wish we could get past the cannibalism.

I wish we'd stop fighting among ourselves.

I mean, what part of "divide and conquer" don't you understand, Goober?:rolleyes:

:spank:

Phil theStalker

10-13-2005, 10:37 AM

Who needs oil?

I've got my love t2o keep mmme WARM.

=PtS=
:spank:

LoungeMachine

10-13-2005, 10:38 AM

Originally posted by Phil theStalker
He's using oxymorons on you, or questioning your use of them.

:spank:

He knows, Fill.

He was pointing out that MY name is in fact an oxymoron.

Next round is on me, ;)

And yes, Iraq will end up in a civil war. Bet on it.

:cool:

LoungeMachine

10-13-2005, 10:39 AM

BTW, E

Thom Hartman and Mike Malloy are fantastic on AAR

Springer is the one that sucks.

Phil theStalker

10-13-2005, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
He knows, Fill.

He was pointing out that MY name is in fact an oxymoron.

Next round is on me, ;)

And yes, Iraq will end up in a civil war. Bet on it.

:cool: Well, kick me in da ass and call me bird flu delirious!

Now yoo can see a big blind hole in da back aff mmmy head, t2oo.

Now I'm feeling like I was educaTITed in da south.

I always thought LoungeMachine came from Lounge Lizzardo...from mmmy heavy drinking dayz.

:spank:

ELVIS

10-13-2005, 10:51 AM

I'm not from da sout, by da way...

And Springer is still the best shoe on Air Sux...

:elvis:

Phil theStalker

10-13-2005, 10:58 AM

Originally posted by ELVIS
I'm not from da sout, by da way...

And Springer is still the best shoe on Air Sux...

:elvis: The REAL Elvis is from the south.

Where yoo born in Amsterdam?

Are you even an American?

Maybe o1ne of those alien grays perhaps? huh

Spill tit, ELVIS.

R U FROM FRANCE?

:spank:

ELVIS

10-13-2005, 11:00 AM

I 2was born in Vallejo California...

:elvis:

Phil theStalker

10-13-2005, 11:01 AM

Originally posted by ELVIS
I 2was born in Vallejo California...

:elvis:
Yoo r mmmy kewl ffriend, ELVIS.;)

Happy Birthday!

:spank:

ELVIS

10-13-2005, 11:02 AM

Tanks!

:D

Phil theStalker

10-13-2005, 11:10 AM

Originally posted by ELVIS
Tanks!

:D
T2oday I have on clothes.

:spank:

BigBadBrian

10-13-2005, 11:27 AM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine

And yes, Iraq will end up in a civil war. Bet on it.

:cool:

That could be cool.

Muslims killing Muslims....just like its been for the last thousand years in that area.

:gun:

:gulp:

FORD

10-13-2005, 11:32 AM

Originally posted by ELVIS
Hmmm...

I'm pissed that Jerry Springer has some clown sitting in for him today...

Springer is the only good show on Air Sucks America...

I thought you said you liked Mike Malloy? :confused:

Jerry's doing what God asks of him. You shouldn't fault him for that.

Phil theStalker

10-13-2005, 11:49 AM

Originally posted by FORD
I thought you said you liked Mike Malloy? :confused:

Jerry's doing what God asks of him. You shouldn't fault him for that.
G-d wants mme t2o invade mmy neighbor who hates mme, because he's aquiring pit bulls that he can let loose from his property t2o attack mme and kill mme and eat mmy flesh and blood.

I better do sumthing.:eek:

I must invade him, G-d says.

My next essay:

G-d's Word, Assassination, and Pat Robertson

Another wonderful document!

Stay tuned.

:spank:

FORD

10-13-2005, 12:00 PM

Originally posted by Phil theStalker
G-d wants mme t2o invade mmy neighbor who hates mme, because he's aquiring pit bulls that he can let loose from his property t2o attack mme and kill mme and eat mmy flesh and blood.

I better do sumthing.:eek:

I must invade him, G-d says.

My next essay:

G-d's Word, Assassination, and Pat Robertson

Another wonderful document!

Stay tuned.

:spank:

I was referring to Yom Kippur, Phil.

Jerry Springer is taking the day off to atone for his sins. Which in his case probably have something to do with his TV show. Hell, he might need to take a week off for that ;)

Phil theStalker

10-13-2005, 12:16 PM

Originally posted by FORD
I was referring to Yom Kippur, Phil.

Jerry Springer is taking the day off to atone for his sins. Which in his case probably have something to do with his TV show. Hell, he might need to take a week off for that ;) Yeh, I know aboot kippur, ramadan and Robertson's easter bunny.

The only thing I'd like t2o have aff Springer's is his check book.:D

:spank:

Phil theStalker

10-13-2005, 12:21 PM

Nickdfresh

10-13-2005, 12:23 PM

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
That could be cool.

Muslims killing Muslims....just like its been for the last thousand years in that area.

:gun:

:gulp:

Is that what 2000 Americans died for?

Phil theStalker

10-13-2005, 12:28 PM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Is that what 2000 Americans died for?
T2oday I have clothes on.

:spank:

ELVIS

10-13-2005, 03:14 PM

Originally posted by FORD
I thought you said you liked Mike Malloy? :confused:

Yeah he's ok...

That wasn't Malloy in for Springer today, was it ?

I turned it off after three minutes...

ELVIS

10-13-2005, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by FORD

Jerry Springer is taking the day off to atone for his sins. Which in his case probably have something to do with his TV show.

You can't atone for sins that you plan to continue...

FORD

10-13-2005, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by ELVIS
You can't atone for sins that you plan to continue...

Is his TV show still on?

I haven't seen it in years. And yes that was Mike Malloy. You didn't recognize him?

I like Air America when you can actually wake up to it. Jerry's not bad, but he's too laid back for first thing in the morning.

Franken doesn't translate to radio at all. And he's going to run for senate anyway, so he needs to quit. Jerry can take his time slot, and Malloy can take the early morning shift.

Besides, Air America is on XM, and they're going to need someone to go head to head with Stern when he moves over to Sirius. And Jerry ain't it.

ELVIS

10-13-2005, 03:58 PM

Originally posted by FORD
I haven't seen it in years. And yes that was Mike Malloy. You didn't recognize him?

No...

I listen to streaming radio 24/7 while I tinker on guitar and read this bullshit forum...;)

I didn't know that was him, he sounded like an idiot and I switched to Imus...

Now it's Savage Nation time!

:elvis:

LoungeMachine

10-13-2005, 05:21 PM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Is that what 2000 Americans died for?

No, D....

They died so Chimpy can build 14 military bases, the world's largest Embassey, and so we can have $4.00 / gal gas.

Oh, and to keep Halliburton from filing bankruptcy

Warham

10-13-2005, 05:28 PM

The Iraqis are voting on their constitution this Saturday, right?

LoungeMachine

10-13-2005, 05:32 PM

Originally posted by Warham
The Iraqis are voting on their constitution this Saturday, right?

Mission Accomplished :rolleyes:

So I guess we're all leaving Sunday morning then ?

dumbass

LoungeMachine

10-13-2005, 05:33 PM

Originally posted by ELVIS
You can't atone for sins that you plan to continue...

Damn.

Thought I saw a loophole there for a minute :D

Warham

10-13-2005, 05:37 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Mission Accomplished :rolleyes:

So I guess we're all leaving Sunday morning then ?

dumbass

Actually, getting a constitution in place over there is part of the mission, slappy.

I do remember hearing a couple years ago from those on the left that such a scenario would be unlikely. It doesn't appear to be so unlikely now.

I also never suggested we were leaving on Sunday. We'll leave in due time.

LoungeMachine

10-13-2005, 05:45 PM

Due time?????

what the fuck ever.

Warham

10-13-2005, 05:47 PM

Yep. Due time. It could be centuries before we pull out of there.

LoungeMachine

10-13-2005, 05:50 PM

At least you admit your group are a bunch of LIARS

well done, I'm proud of you

Warham

10-13-2005, 05:54 PM

Who said anyone was lying?

It could take that long, if the Iraqi army doesn't shape up fast enough.

There were no timetables given. Buck up.

Nickdfresh

10-13-2005, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by Warham
...

There were no timetables given. Buck up.

I think you meant--"Fuck up."
http://www.branchfloridians.org/images/dubya.gif

Warham

10-13-2005, 06:18 PM

No, I'm sure I meant buck up.

Phil theStalker

10-13-2005, 06:52 PM

Originally posted by Warham
No, I'm sure I meant buck up.
I think you mean, lock and load and get ready for the American insurgencey.

And, a constitution under the barrel of an American gun isn't a constitution. The minute that U.S. barrel is taken away, and it will be taken away soon, that document will be worth toilet paper.

It's the Middle East, dude.

YOU buck fakking up!

Warham, just when I think you can't sound any stupider you prove me wrong.

Sstupider is a werd, dude.:cool:

:spank:

vheddyrmv8

10-13-2005, 07:08 PM

Yeah train tons of iraqi soldiers...so they can what, revolt? Centuries...don't think so.

Phil theStalker

10-14-2005, 01:57 PM

Originally posted by vheddyrmv8
Yeah train tons of iraqi soldiers...so they can what, revolt? Centuries...don't think so. People say, how far is it going t2o go. All da craZEEness.

12 weeks basic training and $$$$'s in paychecks with U.S. air support there should be an Iraqi army by now if there was an Iraqi army at all.

It just isn't gonna happen.

You're right, vheddyrmv8.

Is your name code f4or sumthing sinister?

If any of you are still living in or near the cities you'll be trapped there when GW turns the military loose (3 more years!).

I predict there will be bad fights, battles really.

The people in the cities are gonna kick the shit out of any BS they send against da peeps t2o oppress them.

And then you're going t2o need t2o eat.

There are only 1 million hospital beds in this country, peeps. I hope you know that.

You're ill prepared f4or the tyranny that's spreading.

If Fitzgerald's indictments don't slow up the whole mess then you'd better get prepared t2o survive on your own without any help from anybody.

Make sure grandma's not left in da nursing home and bug outta town, BAYEE!

You can set up camp anywhere in the countryside. People will band t2ogether f4or survival.

They'll also fight each other f4or survival.

The people may never go back t2o the populated areas, because populated areas require utilities, water, food shipments and jobs t2o pay f4or it.

There won't be any jobs, because...there won't be any of the old economy.

Doctors won't have anything t2o do.

They'll be t2oo busy planting rice.

:spank:

ELVIS

10-14-2005, 03:13 PM

Originally posted by Phil theStalker
People say, how far is it going t2o go. All da craZEEness.

You can set up camp anywhere in the countryside. People will band t2ogether f4or survival.

They'll also fight each other f4or survival.

The people may never go back t2o the populated areas, because populated areas require utilities, water, food shipments and jobs t2o pay f4or it.

There won't be any jobs, because...there won't be any of the old economy.

:spank:

Hmmm...

Let's see...

I'm a nurse...

I'm a jack of all trades...

I belong to a church that has alot of land...

I have a motorhome...

I'm in good physical condition...

I can handle a weapon...

I'm not on drugs...

I'll be ok...

:elvis:

Phil theStalker

10-14-2005, 06:58 PM

Originally posted by ELVIS

I'm not on drugs...

I'll be ok...

:elvis:
From what I can gleen from you (haha) I've always thought you'd know what was going down when it's time.:)

But you need t2o do mmmore drugs.:D

:spank:

ELVIS

10-14-2005, 07:01 PM

No way...

I was an idiot on drugs...:D

Angel

10-14-2005, 07:03 PM

Originally posted by ELVIS
I'm not on drugs...

Perhaps you should be... I'm talking legal ones to deal with that delusional state you always seem to be in.

ELVIS

10-14-2005, 07:06 PM

Thank you, sweetie...

ELVIS

10-14-2005, 07:07 PM

BTW, while you're being so cocky, post a pic of yourself...

Phil theStalker

10-14-2005, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by ELVIS
BTW, while you're being so cocky, post a pic of yourself... :spank:<marquee direction=right>

Angel

10-17-2005, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by ELVIS
BTW, while you're being so cocky, post a pic of yourself...

ELVIS

10-17-2005, 02:55 PM

Oh yeah, I've seen your pic before...

Very nice...:D

Be a good girl...;)

Greg

Angel

10-17-2005, 02:58 PM

Originally posted by ELVIS
Oh yeah, I've seen your pic before...

Very nice...:D

Be a good girl...;)

Greg

Thanks, doll. Now post yours....

Angel (yup, it REALLY is my REAL name)

BigBadBrian

10-17-2005, 04:22 PM

Originally posted by Angel
Thanks, doll. Now post yours....

Angel (yup, it REALLY is my REAL name)

Elvis has been posting his real pic all along.

Elvis Aaron Gregory Presley

BTW - posting your pic on the Internet MAY come back to haunt you.

Ask Osama FORD Laden. :D

Too late, I've already saved it. :D

FORD

10-17-2005, 05:19 PM

For the record, I never posted my picture on the net.

Angel

10-17-2005, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Elvis has been posting his real pic all along.

Elvis Aaron Gregory Presley

BTW - posting your pic on the Internet MAY come back to haunt you.

Ask Osama FORD Laden. :D

Too late, I've already saved it. :D

Honey, I'm an actress, for fucks sake. My agent BETTER have my pic plastered ALL over the fucking place! ;)