How To Handle Van Hagar

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  • Hoongood
    Roadie
    • Jan 2004
    • 119

    How To Handle Van Hagar

    Back in 85 when the band broke up, I swore I would never buy any of the Van Hagar shit, no CDs, no concerts, nothing. I boycotted the whole pile of shit from day one.

    At the same time, I bought everything Dave did. From the vanhagar I have heard on the radio over the years, I definitely made the right choice.

    So you want Van Hagar to go away again?
    This time don't buy their shit! Don't go to that tour and claim to have seen "Van Halen". Don't buy their CDs. Don't even let anyone hear you call this shitty outfit "Van Halen".

    If you don't buy it, it will die!

    Kill that muthafucker!
    Yeah right she says, maybe in your dreams!
  • TMR

    #2
    All that matters is DAVID LEE ROTH!!!!!!

    Well said HOONGOOD!

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    • pete
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • Jan 2004
      • 3325

      #3
      I'll fucking serve there shit in mp3 to all the bitches who can stand it.

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      • DavidLeeNatra
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jan 2004
        • 10714

        #4
        right hongood...I have to admit that I've listened to the whole 5150 album once at my friend's place and watched the "live without a net" vid (also once) and that was it for me...the only time I've seen the lying dutchmen was with cherone...in berlin...in front of 2.000 bored to death hardcore fans...and all of a sudden they started to chant " we want dave "...I want to see THAT happening again...was one of the greatest moments...
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        • Mishar McLeud
          Registered User
          • Mar 2004
          • 6

          #5
          Yeah, good, keep that way, kill your brain cells if you like it, and listen you your tribute band led by the parody of DLR

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          • Hoongood
            Roadie
            • Jan 2004
            • 119

            #6
            Originally posted by Mishar McLeud
            Yeah, good, keep that way, kill your brain cells if you like it, and listen you your tribute band led by the parody of DLR

            Yeah and you listen to the living dead make more boring pop drivel with that king of uncool slobs Sammy.
            Yeah right she says, maybe in your dreams!

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            • ZeppelinVH

              #7
              well its not just the fact that dave isnt in van halen thats makes them suck i think eddies sound has changed a lot i mean he used to have the brown sound but now it seems to me its sounds like hes playing in a tube those peavey wolfgangs are shit he should go back to his strat or the 5150 kramer and go back to marshall amps too the likelyhood of that and dave returning well you all know the answer to that

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              • distortion9
                Sniper
                • Mar 2004
                • 784

                #8
                I'd like to "handle" Van Hagar with a fucking baseball bat!
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                • MAX
                  Rotharmy Gladiator

                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12995

                  #9
                  LMAO!!!!

                  D9 check your PM inbox!!!!

                  CARMEN!!!!
                  EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                  • distortion9
                    Sniper
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 784

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MAX
                    LMAO!!!!

                    D9 check your PM inbox!!!!

                    CARMEN!!!!

                    Dude, what can I say....you fuckin rock!
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                    • Panamark
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 17160

                      #11
                      Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
                      right hongood...I have to admit that I've listened to the whole 5150 album once at my friend's place and watched the "live without a net" vid (also once) and that was it for me...the only time I've seen the lying dutchmen was with cherone...in berlin...in front of 2.000 bored to death hardcore fans...and all of a sudden they started to chant " we want dave "...I want to see THAT happening again...was one of the greatest moments...

                      That Rocks ! I wish I was there joining in with that chant. It would be so cool if they copped this throughout the whole tour. Fuck that would be funny
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                      • MAX
                        Rotharmy Gladiator

                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 12995

                        #12
                        Originally posted by distortion9
                        Dude, what can I say....you fuckin rock!

                        My pleasure bro!!!!
                        EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                        • rustoffa
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 8959

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Mishar McLeud
                          Yeah, good, keep that way, kill your brain cells if you like it, and listen you your tribute band led by the parody of DLR
                          Anyone translate assmunk?

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                          • SilvioDante
                            Head Fluffer
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 484

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Mishar McLeud
                            Yeah, good, keep that way, kill your brain cells if you like it, and listen you your tribute band led by the parody of DLR
                            Is he for us or against us????
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                            • Sarge
                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                              • Feb 2003
                              • 5423

                              #15
                              Originally posted by pete
                              I'll fucking serve there shit in mp3 to all the bitches who can stand it.

                              That would probably do some damage..
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