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    'Chewbacca' to become an American
    British-born actor married to Texan

    Nice hair, dude!


    WASHINGTON (AP) -- A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a Wookiee named Chewbacca growled and howled his way through "Star Wars" movies. On Monday, the actor who played him will take the oath to become an American citizen.

    British-born Peter Mayhew will be among 441 people from 77 countries who will become naturalized Americans in a ceremony in Arlington, Texas.

    Mayhew, 60, played the fur-covered warrior Chewbacca in the original "Star Wars" trilogy of the 1970s and 1980s, and the latest movie, "Episode III: Revenge of the Sith."

    "I got married to a Texan lady. That more or less decided it," said Mayhew, who has been married to his wife, Angelique, for six years.

    In most cases, an immigrant must be a legal permanent resident for five years before becoming a citizen. The wait is three years if the person marries a U.S. citizen. He also must pass history, English and civics exams.

    "I've always been interested in the cowboys and the history of the West and the history of America, so it wasn't so bad," Mayhew said in a telephone interview Wednesday. He was being driven by his wife to buy a suit for the occasion. It will be the conventional type -- not the brown, furry sort.

    "I am feeling very happy about it," Mayhew said. "Whatever people say about America, it is still one of the most wonderful countries in the world, despite the politics, religion and everything else that goes on."

    "I know that I have the best of both worlds with the dual nationality," he said.

    When he takes his oath to become an American, Mayhew said he'll recite what he can remember and "it will be a Chewie growl for the other parts."

    Copyright 2005 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.



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  • #2
    I'm scratching my head at why you posted this...:confused:

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    • #3
      I'm thinkin' it's cos Chewbacca's marrying someone from Texas, his citizenship was expidited (not because of his celebrity status ) but because it's some sort of an intergalactic BCE plot? lol.
      EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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      • #4
        This is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense!

        Why would a Wookiee-- an eight-foot-tall Wookiee-- want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

        But more importantly, you have to ask yourself: What does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!

        Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talking about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.

        And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... Does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.

        If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by MAX
          I'm thinkin' it's cos Chewbacca's marrying someone from Texas, his citizenship was expidited (not because of his celebrity status ) but because it's some sort of an intergalactic BCE plot? lol.
          Nah... Not even Junior's dumb enough to fuck with the Wookiee Nation.
          Eat Us And Smile

          Cenk For America 2024!!

          Justice Democrats


          "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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          • #6
            Originally posted by ELVIS
            I'm scratching my head at why you posted this...:confused:
            Because I am a dumbfuck!!!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by 4moreyears
              Because I am a dumbfuck!!!
              Realizing you're a "dumbfuck" is the first step on the long road to recovery...

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              • #8
                Originally posted by 4moreyears
                Because I am a dumbfuck!!!

                You will certainly get a consensus and that assertion.

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                • #9
                  Editing posts again, eh Dave?
                  ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                  Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                  Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                    Editing posts again, eh Dave?
                    Do you see an Edited by FORD anywhere in that post?
                    Eat Us And Smile

                    Cenk For America 2024!!

                    Justice Democrats


                    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by 4moreyears
                      Because I am a dumbfuck!!!
                      Your first intelligent post.

                      Well done, Gump
                      Originally posted by Kristy
                      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                      Originally posted by cadaverdog
                      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                        Editing posts again, eh Dave?
                        I think he was supposed to be answering this thread title for Ford, but since he's mildly retarded, he forgot to "originally posted by Ford" it.

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                        • #13
                          I don't care either way.
                          ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                          Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                          Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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