Only Sammy era tunes on the 2004 Summer Tour

[General Hina]

Hina says good call Van Halen! Why should Sammy waste his beautiful tenor talk singing Dave's goofy lyrics.

All hail me,
General Hina

[FORD]

Works for me, Corporal Hiney.

Listening to Sammy's pathetic attempts at singing Van HALEN songs was the only thing more painful than listening to his Velveeta ballads.

So enjoy your entirely NON Van Halen show and just remember that 75% of that ticket price is going directly to the Bush Cheney campaign to destroy the fucking planet. But hey, as long as you can hear a 60 year old man sing the lines "I'd come over to your place but I'm afraid of your dad", all is sunshine and rainbow flags for the ChedHead cult.

[VH LINKS SUCKS]

Originally posted by FORD
Works for me, Corporal Hiney.

Listening to Sammy's pathetic attempts at singing Van HALEN songs was the only thing more painful than listening to his Velveeta ballads.

So enjoy your entirely NON Van Halen show and just remember that 75% of that ticket price is going directly to the Bush Cheney campaign to destroy the fucking planet. But hey, as long as you can hear a 60 year old man sing the lines "I'd come over to your place but I'm afraid of your dad", all is sunshine and rainbow flags for the ChedHead cult.

Excellent points as usual FORD! You have my 16th vote my friend!

[Master P]

We all know FORD is going to go....

[FORD]

Originally posted by Master P
We all know FORD is going to go....

Yeah, right after I drink a 2 liter bottle of warm Diet Pepsi, get a root canal without novocaine (or laughing gas) and vote Republican.

[Master P]

You'll go....don't lie.

[thefive]

SAMMY SUCKS
THEIVE

[DLR'sCock]

I think Sammy is a pedophile.

[FORD]

Originally posted by DLR'sCock
I think Sammy is a pedophile.

Well.... he IS good friends with Ted Nugent, so it's entirely possible.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by FORD
Works for me, Corporal Hiney.

Listening to Sammy's pathetic attempts at singing Van HALEN songs was the only thing more painful than listening to his Velveeta ballads.

So enjoy your entirely NON Van Halen show and just remember that 75% of that ticket price is going directly to the Bush Cheney campaign to destroy the fucking planet. But hey, as long as you can hear a 60 year old man sing the lines "I'd come over to your place but I'm afraid of your dad", all is sunshine and rainbow flags for the ChedHead cult.

Classic

[Chong Li]

"and just remember that 75% of that ticket price is going directly to the Bush Cheney campaign to destroy the fucking planet".


I better buy an extra ticket knowing that!

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Chong Li
"and just remember that 75% of that ticket price is going directly to the Bush Cheney campaign to destroy the fucking planet".


I better buy an extra ticket knowing that!

the fuckin ticket prices are thru the roof... cost me 100 bucks 4 a ticket 2day

[L.S.D.]

You know you are all going.

[Bill Lumbergh]

3.

Originally posted by L.S.D.
You know you are all going.

Yup, got the minivan gassed up, the Hall and Oates Best of in the cd player, and the gay ass multicolored pants that just scream ROCK N ROLL. Shit my wife's even gonna shave her beard off for this occasion!

[pardo]

Originally posted by FORD

So enjoy your entirely NON Van Halen show and just remember that 75% of that ticket price is going directly to the Bush Cheney campaign to destroy the fucking planet.

I'm not sure I should ask, but .... what the hell are you talkin bout?