Did EVH choose Van Hagar. Because thats all he can play now ?

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  • Panamark
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 17113

    Did EVH choose Van Hagar. Because thats all he can play now ?

    Serioulsy, I was thinking about this. With Dave he would have had to kick some serious ass and play like a posessed man in his 20's again. We all know that Hagar music is far more simplified, and better
    suited to an ageing Rocker who's fingers arent what they used to be.

    Or perhaps it was Alice ?


    "Edwina?"
    "Yes Hun"
    "I dont think I can play Hot for Teacher anymore and I dont
    want Davie to laugh at me, it hurts my feelings"
    "Oh Alice, you know I love you, dont worry darl, lets hook up with
    Samantha, and dont you let that bad old neck brace worry you
    for one moment longer !!"

    "I love you Edwina"

    Just another angle to throw into this fucked up mess...
    Last edited by Panamark; 03-27-2004, 05:42 PM.
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
    Love ya Mary Frances!
  • thefive

    #2
    Sammy Sucks!!!
    Sam dresses so gay.

    thefive

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    • POJO_Risin
      Roth Army Caesar
      • Mar 2003
      • 40648

      #3
      Who cares at this point...

      you hear so much horseshit about Dave not "changing," and here you have Eddie...

      who seems to have to "reunite" with someone every so often...

      yeah...that seems like forward movement to me in any sense...so that crock is bullshit...

      Just like Ed...to go back on what he said...
      "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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      • Va Beach VH Fan
        ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
        • Dec 2003
        • 17913

        #4
        Originally posted by POJO_Risin
        who seems to have to "reunite" with someone every so often...

        yeah...that seems like forward movement to me in any sense...so that crock is bullshit...

        Just like Ed...to go back on what he said...
        LOL, but he refuses to do a "nostalgic tour", right ???
        Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

        "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

        "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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        • Panamark
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 17113

          #5
          Yeah ! You know what sucks even more. We all know that Hagar and Eddie hated each others guts, yet Ed decides he can work with Spammy again. If you are going to go through that process, why the fuck not do it with the original band ? And finally give the fans what they want...
          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
          Love ya Mary Frances!

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          • PHOENIX
            Veteran
            • Jan 2004
            • 2212

            #6
            I heard that the new Van Hagar track was composed entirely on the TUBA.

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            • Panamark
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 17113

              #7
              LMAO, Ive always thought that was a stupid comment by EVH. The fucker smokes himself silly, imagine trying to play a TUBA with that sort of health. I wish he would, it would be fun to watch him keel over...
              BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
              Love ya Mary Frances!

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              • Big Troubles
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Feb 2004
                • 8512

                #8
                Im sure everyone can still play just as good as they used to. Its just second nature when your a musician. Im sure Ed can rip the old tunes like never before in fact. The problem here is, they chose Sam, because Sam + Van Halen equal love ballets for the radio. Radio = sponsership and generates excitement for tours. = money. Alot.
                Im not saying Dave doesn't equal money. I think the original band equals alot more than anything Sam can do. But Ed and Al arn't in it to please the fans and make some coin. They are in it for themselves and the record co. Dave's better off not shilling himself with a nastolgic performance with Ed and the crew. Or double lead singer shit. Thats just a crcok too. Dont even get me started on that shit.
                "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 58754

                  #9
                  Clear Channel wanted Hagar because he gave the Idiot Son of an Asshole in the White House $2000
                  Eat Us And Smile

                  Cenk For America 2024!!

                  Justice Democrats


                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                  • PHOENIX
                    Veteran
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 2212

                    #10
                    Originally posted by FORD
                    Clear Channel wanted Hagar because he gave the Idiot Son of an Asshole in the White House $2000
                    And probably a lifetime supply of Cabo Wabo Tequila.

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                    • FORD
                      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 58754

                      #11
                      Originally posted by PHOENIX
                      And probably a lifetime supply of Cabo Wabo Tequila.
                      Wouldn't surprise me. Hope he threw in a bag of pretzels too.
                      Eat Us And Smile

                      Cenk For America 2024!!

                      Justice Democrats


                      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                      • clod speeney
                        Full On Cocktard
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 26

                        #12
                        Yeah, it's Bush's fault.

                        JUDASFUCKINGPRIEST!
                        The jellies kicked out the jams...

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                        • Panamark
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 17113

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Big Troubles
                          Im sure everyone can still play just as good as they used to. Its just second nature when your a musician. Im sure Ed can rip the old tunes like never before in fact.
                          Well the last report we had of Ed playing live was NAMM. And the report was that he couldnt even pull off the intro to MeanStreet, (If my booze addled memory serves me correctly)
                          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                          Love ya Mary Frances!

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                          • SilvioDante
                            Head Fluffer
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 484

                            #14
                            Originally posted by PHOENIX
                            I heard that the new Van Hagar track was composed entirely on the TUBA.
                            I thought it was composed on the skin flute...
                            "Don't try to confuse the issue with half truths and gorilla dust." - Bill NcNeal

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                            • Lou

                              #15
                              So is the Van Hagar reunion Bush's fault?

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