Joke

[Hardrock69]

Three Texan surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
some of the surgeries they had performed.

One of them said; "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist
lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later,
he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said; "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms
and legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won
a gold medal in one of the field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said; "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago,
a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol, rode a horse head-on
into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was
the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now, he's President of the United
States!"

[PHOENIX]

Thats a good one.


Here's mine.

Al Gore, Bill Clinton and George Bush go to Heaven.
God addresses Gore first, "Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."
God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Clinton, "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."
God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right."

God then Bush, "George, what do you believe in?"
"I believe you're in my chair."