Seshmeister
03-27-2004, 08:36 PM
Let's get Van Hagar some publicity.
http://www.stupidityawards.com/nominations.html
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Stupidest Man of the Year
This award recognizes outstanding achievement in stupidity by an individual male. Who will receive this great honour?
Stupidest Woman of the year
A new category to guarantee equal treatment for the women of the world. Imagine what this award can do for a career.
Stupidest Act of the Year
How about holding your own baby over a hotel balcony to say hi to your adorning fans? Or holding your baby with one hand and feeding a crocodile with the other? Nominate for this yearčs foremost act of stupidity.
Stupidest Statement of the Year
A sentence or comment made this year which you consider to be the stupidest.
Stupidest Award for Reckless Endangerment of the Planet
Burning oil wells despite your face. Decimating a small, poor country just to rid a despot. Playing chicken in an oil tanker with an iceberg. Someone, or some organization somewhere has undoubtedly outdone themselves and the rest of us in endangering our fragile planet. Findčem und Nominate dem now!
Stupidest Trend of the Year
Terrorism. Avian Flu. Climate change. What trendy zeitgeist is so stupid it deserves formal recognition? Let the Academy know today!
Stupidest Country of the Year
Last year North Korea won for building nuclear bombs while their people starve. Who will be honoured this year?
Stupidest Media Outlet
You be the judge, let us know what media outlet has done the best job of promoting ignorance.
Stupidest Movie of the Year
The competition is fierce.
Stupidest TV show of the Year
So much to choose from.
Lifetime Achievement Award
What can we say, some people do stupid things every now and then. Some people do stupid things frequently, and others still, are just pretty much committed to a lifetime of stupidity! Award them!
http://www.stupidityawards.com/nominations.html
http://www.stupidityawards.com/Media/header-03_02.gif
Stupidest Man of the Year
This award recognizes outstanding achievement in stupidity by an individual male. Who will receive this great honour?
Stupidest Woman of the year
A new category to guarantee equal treatment for the women of the world. Imagine what this award can do for a career.
Stupidest Act of the Year
How about holding your own baby over a hotel balcony to say hi to your adorning fans? Or holding your baby with one hand and feeding a crocodile with the other? Nominate for this yearčs foremost act of stupidity.
Stupidest Statement of the Year
A sentence or comment made this year which you consider to be the stupidest.
Stupidest Award for Reckless Endangerment of the Planet
Burning oil wells despite your face. Decimating a small, poor country just to rid a despot. Playing chicken in an oil tanker with an iceberg. Someone, or some organization somewhere has undoubtedly outdone themselves and the rest of us in endangering our fragile planet. Findčem und Nominate dem now!
Stupidest Trend of the Year
Terrorism. Avian Flu. Climate change. What trendy zeitgeist is so stupid it deserves formal recognition? Let the Academy know today!
Stupidest Country of the Year
Last year North Korea won for building nuclear bombs while their people starve. Who will be honoured this year?
Stupidest Media Outlet
You be the judge, let us know what media outlet has done the best job of promoting ignorance.
Stupidest Movie of the Year
The competition is fierce.
Stupidest TV show of the Year
So much to choose from.
Lifetime Achievement Award
What can we say, some people do stupid things every now and then. Some people do stupid things frequently, and others still, are just pretty much committed to a lifetime of stupidity! Award them!