Should Dave be worried about Billy Joel's drunk driving bullshit?

[rustoffa]

Remember those pictures where Dave was hanging out at some uppity party in the Hamptons? I'm sure that may have had something to do with the radio gig. Maybe not...I'll say this though, he better watch out for that drunk-driving Billy Joel. If I was Dave, I'd get a plush fucking penthouse in the city. How far is "The Hamptons" from the city? Is it a commute?

:confused:

[twonabomber]

i don't think it's that far, but i hear traffic in and out of the Hamptons sucks. good luck getting there Friday afternoon, or back into the city Sunday night.

[ELVIS]

Dave has an apartment not far from the studio...

He might ride his bike to work...


:elvis:

[twonabomber]

fuck that, Stern has a driver, let Infinity pony up the cash and get Dave a limo.

[ELVIS]

I think Dave is a little more spartan than Howard...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by ELVIS
I think Dave is a little more spartan than Howard...

For once you're right ELVIS...

HOWARD was admittedly in need of pampering. DAVE has no such needs...

[ELVIS]

Thank you...


:elvis:

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Dave has an apartment not far from the studio...

He might ride his bike to work...

:elvis:


I hope Billy Joel doesn't have an apartment near there. He's as likely to take out bicycle couriers as he is to park his drunk ass in old ladies' beach houses!

[ELVIS]

:D

[Dan]

Drink and Drive and you are a Bloody Idiot.

[ELVIS]

I've done it and got caught...

[Antman]

As long as Dave stays off the sidewalk, he should be fine.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Antman
As long as Dave stays off the sidewalk, he should be fine.

The Piano Man's path of destruction knows no boundaries. Did you know he managed to land his priceless VW bug that wasn't made by Volkswagon in somebody's living room?

The New York press, as well as the government and mob, are protecting this drunk-driving maniac. He's always been pretty cavalier about his drunkscapades...
"THE MICROPHONE SMELLS LIKE A BEER!!!"

"I AAAAAAAAM, AN INO-CENT MA-A-AN!!!"

Did you hear about the group of crunkers' in Hollis Queens that had to dive for their fucking lives when he came through there in his 308? Nope....the story was buried along with the innocent dog and panhandler.

Holy fucking shit.....the EMT deal.

Forget it...probably just a coincidence.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by ELVIS
I've done it and got caught...

so you were an "unlucky bloody idiot" :D

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by ELVIS
I've done it and got caught...

Well, we KNOW you are a bloody idiot.. :D

[diamondsgirl]

I think Dave should stay at my house. :)

[bantonelli]

I think you mean his relationship with his friend, Jason Binn, editor of LA Confidential, Gotham & Ocean Drive Magazines....he's a Magazine Entrepreneur always seen with the creme de la creme NYC Society. DLR is well connected...that's for sure. I suppose you include him as a member of NYC high society....probably whoever he's dating these days is someone he met through Jason Binn's contacts. They've known each other for some time as DLR does refer to Jason in his CFTH book.

Infinity has too much to lose to take a chance on someone who can't give a performance much less have humor and capture your attention. Mr. A-105 himself can get that job done! I believe, I Believe!!

[Golden AWe]

"The Hamptons"...pretty funnee, we call our town, Hämeenlinna, "Hampton" pretty often...

[Keeyth]

I visit the Humptons myself.. :D