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    A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so
    many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal
    Democrat, and was very much in favor of the redistribution of wealth.

    She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch
    Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures
    that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a
    professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil,
    selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.

    One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher
    taxes on the rich and the addition of more government welfare
    programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her
    professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father.

    He responded by asking how she was doing in school.

    Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA,
    and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting t hat she
    was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying,
    which left her no time to go out and party like other people she
    knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really
    have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.

    Her father listened and then asked, "How is you friend Audrey doing?"

    She replied, "Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy
    classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so
    popular on campus, college for her is a blast. She's always invited
    to all the parties, and lots of times she doesn't even show up for
    classes because she's too hung over."

    Her wise father asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's
    office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your
    friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and
    certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA."

    The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily
    fired back, "That wouldn't be fair! I have worked really hard for my
    grades!
    I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done
    next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail
    off!"

    The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, "Welcome to the
    Republican Party."

  • #2
    No shit.

    I think anyone who actually advocates "redistribution of the wealth" would scream bloody murder if they were asked to give up any of their property.

    Not to mention the fact that it is a typical argument of the fucking loser-welfare slacker class....

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    • #3
      Oh the irony

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      • #4
        Originally posted by weesfreewheelin
        Oh the irony
        The irony of what?

        Chimpy's legacy degree from Yale?
        Eat Us And Smile

        Cenk For America 2024!!

        Justice Democrats


        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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        • #5
          Yeah, that is EXACTLY how Bush got thru college. Someone handed him a GPA he didn't earn. So where's the joke????
          Knowing and believing are two very different things.

          It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Keeyth
            Yeah, that is EXACTLY how Bush got thru college. Someone handed him a GPA he didn't earn. So where's the joke????
            Uh huh.

            If someone handed him his GPA, maybe they could've done better than the D he got in one of his courses.

            Of course, that was still better than what Kerry got. I guess his GPA-handler wasn't as good as Bush's, huh?
            “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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            • #7
              Have you been eating from your tube of anal lube again Brian??
              Knowing and believing are two very different things.

              It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.

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              • #8
                Of course he has.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by 4moreyears
                  Her wise father asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your GPA and give it to Haliburton..."

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by FORD
                    The irony of what?

                    Chimpy's legacy degree from Yale?
                    Did I miss something in the original post? Where did it mention Bush? Jesus dude, you really should get out more often. Your rhetoric is beyond boring

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by weesfreewheelin
                      Did I miss something in the original post? Where did it mention Bush? Jesus dude, you really should get out more often. Your rhetoric is beyond boring
                      Hey there you clueless bonehead! It mentioned the Republican Party, of which Bush is the top dog right now, MORON!!!!!

                      Try to keep up there, skippy!
                      Knowing and believing are two very different things.

                      It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Keeyth
                        Hey there you clueless bonehead! It mentioned the Republican Party, of which Bush is the top dog right now, MORON!!!!!

                        Try to keep up there, skippy!
                        Oh looky, ford has a band wagon of 12 year old cheerleaders. Very impressive verbage there doreen. The jist of the original post, to me, is that whether you like it or not most everyone is a capitalist. And yes, most republicans are staunch capitalist. But regardless of political party, we all support capitalism. If you disagree with this asumption, then lets hear a cognitive explanation. If not, then after you take out the trash go wash mommys car

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                        • #13
                          Knowing and believing are two very different things.

                          It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.

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                          • #14
                            I was commenting on your misguided accusation that FORD's "rhetoric is boring" and that it did not pertain to the original post.

                            Again, try to keep up there junior, and tell your Mom she left her panties in my car... ...jist and all!
                            Knowing and believing are two very different things.

                            It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.

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                            • #15
                              eh, it's a decent joke.

                              (a tad simplistic on the real life analogy; but ok for humor's sake.)

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