I just got owned by a cell phone ringtone.

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  • rustoffa
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 8946
    #1

    I just got owned by a cell phone ringtone.

    So I'm standing around @ this parking lot earlier, and some fuckers' cell phone has a "rooster crowing" ringtone. All that shit usually gets on on my nerves, but for some reason I thought that one was funny.

    After freezing my fucking ass off riding home in a t-shirt earlier, I should have forgotten about it. I didn't.

    Fast forward to my cell phone ringing and reminding me. After the call, browsing ringtones was a high fucking priority. I end up on some "songs" page and "Mississippi Queen" is on there! The fucking thing sounded exactly like the riff! I thought I downloaded it.

    In a dipshit move of epic proportions, I decide to call the little woman on the land line to let her hear it. She's at some trivia night thing. I'm like, "call my cell phone and I'll hold it up to the phone! You gotta hear this!"

    People are drinking and loud in the background....she's like, "hey y'all, listen to this!...okay, I'm calling now."

    My fucking phone rings and

    ABBA'S DANCING QUEEN STARTS PLAYING!!!!

    The LOL got louder, lemme tell ya.....fuck it, I'm gonna leave it on there.
    Tags: cell, owned, phone, ringtone
    • MAX
      Rotharmy Gladiator

      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 12975
      #2
      LMAO!!!

      I heard one in the office today that sounded like a fucking mouse. It was so damn realistic.

      I like "Dancing Queen."
      EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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        • fret_buzz_blues
          Head Fluffer
          • May 2005
          • 375
          #3
          <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
          "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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            • Anonymous
              Banned
              • May 2004
              • 12710
              #4
              Classik stuff, Stoff! "You are the dancing queen..."

              Cheers! :bottle:

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                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 58758
                  #5
                  This chick I used to work with had one that sounded exactly like a kitten. And this was the type of office where people would bring their animals in to the office on slow days, so the first few times her phone went off, everyone was looking around for the fucking cat!
                  Eat Us And Smile

                  Cenk For America 2024!!

                  Justice Democrats


                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                    • Jimmy Jingles
                      Veteran
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 1611
                      #6
                      Fucking Brilliant!!!

                      Abba Rocks!
                      23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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                        • Keeyth
                          Crazy Ass Mofo
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 2991
                          #7
                          Originally posted by MAX
                          LMAO!!!

                          I heard one in the office today that sounded like a fucking mouse. It was so damn realistic.
                          Um... ...what does a mouse sound like????!??:confused:
                          Knowing and believing are two very different things.

                          It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.

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                            • Keeyth
                              Crazy Ass Mofo
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 2991
                              #8
                              I've got Monday Night Football theme as mine right now.
                              Knowing and believing are two very different things.

                              It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.

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                                • bastardog
                                  Commando
                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 1101
                                  #9
                                  Mine is a portion of 'Walk' from Pantera
                                  Bastardog

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                                    • Rebel
                                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                                      • Feb 2004
                                      • 2619
                                      #10
                                      lmfao!!!!!

                                      that's the funniest thing i've read in forever!
                                      The BLASTFurnace turned me into a bitch

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