80's And Early 90's Metal Bands that got mad fun of...

[NATEDOG001976]

1. Winger: I don't understand why Beavis & Butt-Head made fun of these guys so much? Listen to their Cd's, they are pretty solid and Reb Beach the Guitar player is way underrated. Metallica used to throw darts at photo's of Kip Winger, but Meatallica..you have sucked ass since about 1995.

2. Firehouse: Yes, they made very cheesy "Chick" love songs, but if you see them live they are some of the best singers in metal, and their harmonies rival Def Leppards.

3. White Lion: Another good rock band that get's a bad name.

4. Slaughter: Some say they had the last major hit of "Hair Metal" in 1991 with "Fly to The Angels.

5. Warrant: Fucking awesome live & a solid band.

[Terry]

1. Sucked

2. Sucked

3. Sucked

4. Sucked

5. Sucked

Not to rain on your parade, but hope that clears up any confusion as to why these bands got dumped on. Beavis and Butthead had a lot of common sense for a couple of dumbasses.

[fret_buzz_blues]

Haha, no wonder Beavis And Butthead hate Stewart so much, jus' look at his damn shirt!!

[Bootyac]

Id rather listen to buttrock than most of todays fucking music ANYDAY!

I think Reb is a great guitar player..

Matter of fact

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I think that Reb is playing with Whitesnake now.

[PHOENIX]

This thread is a joke right?

All those bands sucked ass.

[Bootyac]

Id take those bands over koRn,Slipknot,Papa Roach ANY freakin day!

[Bootyac]

Matter of fact,its time to dust off my Ratt Albums

[The Scatologist]

Wanna hear a fucking hilarious story?


The ba I work at has a jukbox where you can download a large variety of tracks through the internet.

I picked Winger's Seventeen as a joke, to piss off a co-worker.

But that's not even the funny part!

Someone before me, put in like $20 worth of fucking JOURNEY songs!


YES, $20 of fucking JOURNEY!!

JOURNEY!!

We were like literally dying from the boredom and absolute gayness of Jourmey, playing for over a fucking hour, which felt like 8 hours cause of the sheer fucking boringness of it!

When Seventeen finally came on, it sounded like fucking PANTERA to us!

SERIOUSLY!

Journey was THAT bad!

[PHOENIX]

Originally posted by Bootyac
Id take those bands over koRn,Slipknot,Papa Roach ANY freakin day!

Those bands suck too.

I'd rather listen to the Stones,Beatles,Zep and some fucking Deep Purple than that 80's hair metal shit.

[Bootyac]

LOL about the Journey!!!

I dunno..I liked the fact that buttrock exploited drugs,fast cars,layin pipe..

thats what Im all about baby yeah!!!

[MAX]

Shouldn't this be in the Music forum? And yeah, every band mentioned sucks shit.

[NATEDOG001976]

Come on, you know you have these bands in your freakin collection!

[PHOENIX]

1- Again.......those bands suck

2- This topic is in the wrong forum

3- I dunno if i want anybody moving this to House of Music cause this thread is dumb

[mako_kimura]

#'s 1-5: Awesome shit, man! I know it must be frightening to hear a 15 year old say he's into bands like Winger and Firehouse, but dammit, they're good! I've got some other bands you could add:

1. Dokken-mostly made fun of because of Don Dokken, who is an ass
2. Guns N Roses-ok, Axl's an ass, but that band was the shit!
3. Poison-everybody says they were posers, but if you listen to them, they kick so much ass! And for the record, Richie Kotzen can suck C.C.'s dick, C.C. is a god!

4. 80's Kiss-Lost fans because of the lack of make-up, but really kickass.

5. Lynch Mob-called George's pet project, but they were almost better than Dokken!

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by mako_kimura
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3. Poison-everybody says they were posers, but if you listen to them, they kick so much ass! And for the record, Richie Kotzen can suck C.C.'s dick, C.C. is a god!

C.C. Deville is the Danny Bonaduce of R&R guitar.
the only ass Poison kicked was each others fighting over a tube of
lipstick.
C.C makes Jack White sound like Yngwie Malmsteen .
He isn't worthy of drinking from my dog's bowl.
BTW Kotzen can wipe the floor with C.C. !

Sorry Dude, facts are facts !