Do you have a favourite T-shirt saying?

[Millermoos]

some T-shirt sayings I have seen around that I like:

Trust me... I am Doctor.

Blondes are more fun but
Brunettes remember it the next day.

Vodka - connecting people

Man Invented Booze, God Invented Marijuana ~ Who Do YOU Trust?


National Sarcasm Society
Like we need your support.

CIA - Central Ignorance Agency

Heavily Medicated for Your Safety

If you know of any fun once add them to the list.
Millermoos

[Golden AWe]

I have some t-shirts I like...

"United Colors Of Satan"

"IN CASH WE TRUST"

"NO GUTS, NO GLORY - GOOD RIDE"

Then a baseball-logo-styled text shirt that says "PERVERT"

[Matt White]

"Do you have a favourite T-shirt saying?"













NO
















I keed I keed

[stringfelowhawk]

Yeah, I got one not so long ago to make fun of all these dumbass rappers that spew the same ole shit. Instead of "Big Pimpin" with cash on it, mine says, "Medium Pimpin" with change on it. I get alot of laughs when I wear it out. Just my way of saying, "Fuck You" to record companies that have to go find a copycat artist to capitalize on whoever broke 14 mins and 59 secs ago. You know, like the hair bands in the 80's, like the grunge and alternative bullshit in the 90's, the teen pop boyband gayness a few years back?

I have another shirt that says, "This Is My Clone"!
My favorite says, "I'm here to kill you. Next time keep that chain letter goin"!

I saw one not long ago worn by an infant in a stroller that said, "I'm proof my mommy and daddy love to fuck"! That made spit out my milk. No pun intended!

[stringfelowhawk]

"I'm Rick James ghost bitch"!!
A friend wore that to work one day and everybody who saw it got a good chuckle.

[Dirty Duck]

" Got Tequila"


You're probley like: "whats wrong with that!!?"

NOW picture Sammy Hagar wearing the shirt with sweat stains pouring out of his underarms while playing the guitar.

[stringfelowhawk]

A few more:

"You'll regret reading this shirt when the sketch artist tells you to describe my face"!

"I'm what Willis was talkin bout"!

"If you're already this close why don't you just suck my dick"?

[Millermoos]

I like some of your T-shirt sayings.
Keep adding to the list if you see any funny once.
Millermoos

[bueno bob]

I have two:

"SHUT UP BITCH" (a plain white shirt with big black letters...nothing on the back)

and my new one:

"PROTECT YOUR NUTS" (a squirrel guarding a pile of nuts with a big stick in his hands)

[Diamondjimi]

Fave t shirt is "Hey ,it ain't gonna suck itself"...with an arrow pointing south !

[Hardrock69]

My fave curent t-shirt saying is:

Life is just a game
The Blues is serious


I used to sell rock merchandise. Had several comapnies I used to distribute.

Some faves from back then:

Make Friends The Hollywood Way: FUCK 'EM!

I Like Chicks Who Suck Dicks

[Millermoos]

Out of my mind... Back in five minutes.

or this one...

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

I quite like this one as well.
Millermoos

[Dave's Bitch]

665 The neighbor of the beast

[jhale667]

Originally posted by Dave's Bitch
665 The neighbor of the beast

It's 667, Dammit!!

My favorite shirt at the moment says "It's all relative in West Virginia". :p

[Dave's Bitch]

i have this shirt