DLRARMY EXCLUSIVE: Moderator WARF farted this morning.

[WARF]

Yes it's true.
I have being experiencing severe flatulence this morning.
Please stay to the Roth Army newsdesk for more details.

[WARF]

Okay, I was just checkin' to see if these threads would go to the frontpage.

[flappo]

have you alerted the relevant authorities ?

REUTERS*STOP PRESS*REUTERS

Nov 10th 2005 11:53 GMT - Warf , outspoken moderator at the infamous Roth Army broke wind today.

Synopsis to follow.

In other news China declared war on Europe and Eddie Van Halftongue got a record deal with Popgear.

[ELVIS]

<marquee>********************Popgear, an affiliate of Flappo Bros. Music Movies and Mayhem, has dropped Edward Van Halftongue, citing uncreative drunken indifferences as the cause of the split. *****************In a related story, Popgear plans to sue Halftongue for the hefty liquor tab ran up by the washed up hasbeen**********Film at 11********************</marquee>

[ELVIS]

[thome]

One Must Click On The Warf Flatulent Thread.

You can't click then run and act like you didn't really click on it.

Then you must post a comment, you, I, simply must.

You know you are clicking and running.

"Yes I Clicked," Why, because, its, well I had to know.

Thanks i feel better about myself now .

Look closely for the hidden -12 Steps- in the above self healing words.

[Nickdfresh]

My farts were melting the seat I was sitting on today!

[jimothy60]

Stop the shit about an original Van Halen reunion! Van Halen sucks since Roth left. The original Van Halen left there mark. Fuck 'em now! You couldn't pay me to see Van Hagar or whatever. Why not get Freddie and the Dreamers back together, come on! Dave will have a great gig as a DJ...turn the page dammit!