PAT ROBERTSON Says More Stupid Shit

[Nickdfresh]

Robertson warns Pennsylvania voters of God's wrath
Eight 'intelligent design' school board members lost election

Thursday, November 10, 2005; Posted: 5:27 p.m. EST (22:27 GMT)

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The eight members of the school board are depicted on a billboard on Election Day in Dover, Pennsylvania.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- Conservative Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson told citizens of a Pennsylvania town that they had rejected God by voting their school board out of office for supporting "intelligent design" and warned them Thursday not to be surprised if disaster struck.

Robertson, a former Republican presidential candidate and founder of the influential Christian Broadcasting Network and Christian Coalition, has made similar apocalyptic warnings and provocative statements before.

Last summer, he hit the headlines by calling for the assassination of leftist Venezuelan Present Hugo Chavez, one of President George W. Bush's most vocal international critics.

"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city," Robertson said on his daily television show broadcast from Virginia, "The 700 Club."

"And don't wonder why He hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for His help because he might not be there," he said.

The 700 Club claims a daily audience of around one million. It is also broadcast around the world translated into more than 70 languages.

In voting on Tuesday, eight Dover, Pennsylvania, school board members up for re-election lost their seats after trying to introduce a statement on "intelligent design" to high school biology students.

Adherents of intelligent design argue that certain forms in nature are too complex to have evolved through natural selection and must have been created by a "designer." Opponents say it is the latest attempt by conservatives to introduce religion into the school science curriculum.

The Dover case sparked a trial in federal court that gained nationwide attention after the school board was sued by parents backed by the American Civil Liberties Union. The board ordered schools to read students a short statement in biology classes informing them that the theory of evolution is not established fact and that gaps exist in it.

The statement mentioned intelligent design as an alternate theory and recommended students read a book that explained the theory further. A decision in the case is expected before the end of the year.

In 1998, Robertson warned the city of Orlando, Florida that it risked hurricanes, earthquakes and terrorist bombs after it allowed homosexual organizations to put up rainbow flags in support of sexual diversity.

Copyright 2005 Reuters. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

Link (http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/11/10/religion.robertson.reut/)

[Dr. Love]

That anyone could believe such a person is laughable.

[Romeo Delight]

No, but I believe this though...:rolleyes:


AMAZING STORIES
Isaac Drauna: God Makes House Calls
By Kristen Cooney
The 700 Club



CBN.com – I was lying down, and I fell off to sleep. Then I fell on the floor. During the impact of the fall, I ruptured tendons in my shoulder. It was so painful, and it was on-going for about three to four months.

It was like a sword just piercing through your shoulder.

In the middle of the night, it would be so painful [that] I would wake up and cannot go back to sleep. [I would] sit on the couch and try to get some relief.

That night I woke up. I just could not bear the pain anymore. I turned on the television set, and The 700 Club came on.

They said they were going to pray for the sick and for people who are in need. Gordon said, “You’ve ruptured tendons in your left shoulder, and God is able to knit them back together. It’s very painful. You’ve got shooting pain in your shoulder. It goes down your left arm.”

I knew it was for me. Sometimes my mind would say, How come he knows I’m in so much pain? Gordon described the way it was exactly.

Gordon said, “God is healing you right now. What you couldn’t do before. Do it now, and receive new movement into your left shoulder. Begin to move that arm now, in Jesus’ name.”

The anointing of God just touched me. I felt the atmosphere of the room was different.

Immediately the pain left. The pain just started to lift off my shoulder. Thank God that the pain has gone forever.

My healing was miracle. Nothing could have happened that night without God’s intervention. In a split of a second it just left me without me having a medication or anything. I believe that’s the Lord.

God is real. He’s alive. He can heal you. He can give us miracle. Before I could go to the regular doctor, Jesus -- the real doctor -- healed me.

[Nickdfresh]

Teehe! Puppets are funny.
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[Romeo Delight]

The 10 Stupidest Things Pat Robertson Ever Said

10) "Over 100 years, I think the gradual erosion of the consensus that’s held our country together is probably more serious than a few bearded terrorists who fly into buildings." –Pat Robertson, on the dangers of judicial activism

9) "Lord, give us righteous judges who will not try to legislate and dominate this society. Take control, Lord! We ask for additional vacancies on the court." –Pat Robertson

8) "Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history." –Pat Robertson

7) "Well, I totally concur." –Pat Robertson to Jerry Falwell following the Sept. 11 attacks, after Falwell said, "I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say: "You helped this happen."

6) "I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you, This is not a message of hate -- this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor." –Pat Robertson, on "gay days" at Disneyworld

5) "(T)he feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." –Pat Robertson

4) "I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period." –Pat Robertson

3) "That was never in the Constitution, however much the liberals laugh at me for saying it, they know good and well it was never in the Constitution! Such language only appeared in the constitution of the Communist Soviet Union." –Pat Robertson, on the constitutional separation of church and state

2) "Maybe we need a very small nuke thrown off on Foggy Bottom to shake things up" –Pat Robertson, on nuking the State Department

1) "You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war ... We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability. We don't need another $200 billion war to get rid of one, you know, strong-arm dictator. It's a whole lot easier to have some of the covert operatives do the job and then get it over with." –Pat Robertson, calling for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez

Bonus Stupid Quote:

"Wait a minute, I didn't say 'assassination.' I said our special forces should 'take him out,' and 'take him out' can be a number of things, including kidnapping." –Pat Robertson, clarifying his call to assassinate Hugo Chavez

[bobgnote]

8) "Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history." –Pat Robertson

7) "Well, I totally concur." –Pat Robertson to Jerry Falwell following the Sept. 11 attacks, after Falwell said, "I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say: "You helped this happen."

6) "I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you, This is not a message of hate -- this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor." –Pat Robertson, on "gay days" at Disneyworld

2) "Maybe we need a very small nuke thrown off on Foggy Bottom to shake things up" –Pat Robertson, on nuking the State Department

1) "You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war ... We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability. We don't need another $200 billion war to get rid of one, you know, strong-arm dictator. It's a whole lot easier to have some of the covert operatives do the job and then get it over with." –Pat Robertson, calling for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez

Bonus Stupid Quote:

"Wait a minute, I didn't say 'assassination.' I said our special forces should 'take him out,' and 'take him out' can be a number of things, including kidnapping." –Pat Robertson, clarifying his call to assassinate Hugo Chavez [/B][/QUOTE]

I just dumped the following, over at the Johnny Edwards blog:

The mark of the beast appears in Christian lore, variously, re the lying down of the lamb with the lion, where a dog approaches a cross, where a cross falls and makes a bird-track in the dirt, where a Christian gets a little old and stripes up both his cheeks, before he turns them.

Christianity is a fraud, foisted on ignoramouses by the Romans, now by corporate or Catholic nuisance. Y'shua was stealing seed money during planting season, got caught, told Pete and Judas to fink at the Temple Police, since if the priests made it to the Romans, they'd clean out ALL the hobos, that Paul called 'disciples.' Hey, he was guilty, the apostate punk-Catholics did the 'JESUS' name-change. Git on, Santa.

Paul made Christianity the male-homosexual-intensive mafia interface, between the Roman Empire and its diverse citizens, since Christianity is the great fraud, which inspired AQUALUNG and other art, but Y'shua had his name changed to JESUS and he was given Feast of Mithran in December for a birthday party, by the cultural pimps who became CATHOLICS.

These lapse differently than you-all, don't they. They have bred up on every side of the law and on every side of every border, and Edwards would love to hide what they are doing to US and inferior agencies and their busted budgets, while they have illegally infuluenced community standards and now threaten us like Milosevic did, from Serbia to other Yugoslav provinces.

The CIA paid Saddam in the 50s. He WAS US democracy in the Middle East. And now, since you all badly lapsed 'Christians' are so pious and stupid-righteous in a way that pisses off Catholics AND Al Queda, BOTH, you get to PAY, since Al Queda saw YOUR (Catholic OC overtly mismanaged the California deals, enough to cripple the world's funding, by themselves, from injury to the 5th largest economy in the world) ILLEGAL POWER DEALS go in after deregulation, and moved up the evident attacks, from 11/3/02 to 9/11/01, after the US bonked Oslo Accords by enabling Sharon to have Rabin assasinated and reinforce the illegal settlements, while pompous ass-Edwards ignored the problem and then baited Cheney with, 'Israel has a right to defend itself,' and got banged right out of the VP debates. Kerry shot a bird and LOST, and we found out his grades were worse than Dubya's.

The mark of the beast is on your butts. Christianity is at such a divide, that it must fail as predicted, WHEN YOU PUNKS ARE READY TO ADMIT THE TRUTH, and forget about afterlife. That is merely your memory, and you don't control half of that, puppies. See Masada? The Jews wanted a revolt during the Bible story, so they started rumoring that we get to live forever, YET WE DO NOT LIVE FOREVER, and you lot are STUPID and DANGEROUS, with your badly dated anti-media.

YOU NEED TO READ HEBREWS 10 and get out of Christianity AND the Middle East, BOTH. Old Judea used to be in the West Bank area, and no way do the Orthodox Zionists deserve even that, since the Palestine they ethnically cleanse is post-Islam, and old Judea was a trollop that was oft-conquered, so that Y'shua and hobos spoke ARAMAIC, from another Ethiopian-area tribe that conquered Judea before the Romans assumed control of Palestine. King David was barely a rock in a jock in geologic time. The Jews PR'd and pimped their way in, in 1882, preceding radical Islam in the Sudan and elsewhere, NOT BEFORE 1882. The British doomed any US efforts by the Sykes-Picot Treaty, dividing the Arabian Peninsula right out from under Faisal Hussein and the Arabs who helped Lawrence and Britain WIN WWI, so that WWII and WWIII will simply be outrageous extension wars.

The US and Christianity have failed and must retire. Al Queda only determined to attack AFTER the US undermined Oslo, but the US has been asking to get DC bombed by nuclear enabled Palestine or another unlawfully interested person, so that the illegal intervenor can set up a Native American Nation, where the no-fly zone now prevails, AS SIMPLE EVENING OF MANIFEST DESTINY, misapplied by US-Christian trash in the Middle East, for many years now.

Tell you WHAT, Peggy Bundy types. Al saw the Rabin hit, but when you let Gray Davis and all the other Democrats and Republicans do illegal, deregulated, INFLATIONARY POWER DEALS, 2000-1, Al Queda moved up attacks from the seven-year anniversary of the Rabin hit, and YOU LET THE INFLATION RUN FORU MORE YEARS, AND YOU STILL ARE IN DENIAL THAT YOUR POWER DEALS UNDERMINE THE DOD AND YOUR STUPID SCHOOLS, but also, they are a seditious conspiracy, 18 U.S.C. 2384. Al saw you grab Bud and Kel and hit the shoestore with narcs, breaking every mirror in the place.

But with those four TDs at Polk HS, Al has a statement to make, including, AL QUEDA WILL TIE YOUR (ours, unfortunately) TUBES AND ROCK YOUR WORLD, Christian or otherwise inappropriately Zionist punks! That means, as we approach the 7 year anniversary of 9/11, we are at RISK, for tunnel and subway bombings. Al Queda suggests Blue Oyster Cult in the 9/11 attacks, The WHO in the 7/7/05 attacks, Green Day in the 10/1/05 Bali bombings (G'day-Green Day-Bali hi-Berkeley HIGH, any questions about when September ends?), and NOW, the ROLLING STONES present the BIGGER BANG tour, which deliberately suggests the sort of explosions we are to expect, for your hypocritical neo-conservatism.

THE SHORT ANSWER IS, NO POSSIBLE FIGHT AGAINST TERROR BY CHRISTIANS IS EVIDENT, only incitement against Islam, since 1099, when Godfrey of Boullion got into Jerusalem for the first of three specific massacres by crusaders all the way in there, and whacked 40,000 Muslims by lance and sword. Islam has OS-quality information in re PEACE, STRUGGLE, UPRISING, and LIBERATION, which as Arabic words ISLAM, JIHAD, INTIFADA, and HEZBOLLAH make up interactive Islamic concepts.

HEY, dummies with your bogus CROSS. Islam is interactive, no matter what you believe. YOU participate in Jihad, even if you are not Hadji. YOU made the peace fail, so I say you are infidels, even though I do not pray to Mecca.
YOU let Clinton and Bushes start this up, and YOU let the illegal power deals go up AND CONTINUE. YOU are trash. With YOU, I cannot get a witness, only asses looking to get BIGGER BANGED.

Tell you-all WHUT. Al is four years gone of seven upcioming, on his holy war schedule, at TYING YOUR TUBES AND BANGING YOU, BIG-TIME since 9/11/01. Too bad I have to live with you idiots, in America, where you are oblivious, arrogant, and liable to get us DEAD, you ugly, unreasonable TRASH. And when Al gets nukes, you idiots are liable to forget that he will also have a means of delivery, foreseen by prophets and by me, since I configured the flying forms that are better than those in current US service, in 1986, yet all US DOD and NASA suppressed this, until the USAF copied one of the flying forms for a lousy smart bomb. When the world finds out that the US and you asses hid nukes, electronic, stealth, and NOW, a totally viable flying form, then picked a fight, the world will be for AL QUEDA, so you punks need to look at Hebrews 10 REALLY CLOSELY, and get out of your punk churches.

The mark of the beast is on your BUTTS. May the fast-flying birds of wisdom poop on your cars and ON YOUR HEADS. THAT is the mark of the beast. TIME'S UP FOR CHRISTIANITY. If you get slapped, you LEAVE because 'Jesus' is a FRAUD, so don't be sassy about it. If you are old enough for STRETCH-MARKS, you are old enough to know the Christians stretch and distort the truth all night, so turn the other cheeks and leave, BEFORE THEY GET LUMPIER THAN I CAN STAND TO LOOK AT.

Al Queda is tired of he-said-she-said with corporate neo-cons, Catholics, and Zionist-punk Jews, who all need to stand right down. YOU look out, and YOU note that the rock of Islam is rolling TOWARD US, since you all Edwards Demos and Christains are asses gaining critical mass, and believe me, the way you are going, you can cause the end of the US and the world as a habitat for humans and most animals. YOU are punks. YOU started a fight. Now quit or LOSE.

How'd you like to screw up funding for levees AND schools, ignore how that works, incite Al Queda to attack, then you ignore how YOU defeated your own funding, YOU undermined our DOD, YOU ignored the effects of neglect, for FOUR YEARS, so now, YOU are hiding that YOU abetted a seditious conspiracy that incited Al Queda to attack, and our DOD will suffer, right as aviation gets out of control of US and NATO interests? Right NOW, you are neglecting your penance, asses at mass.

You Christians and your Johnny don't get any more TIME, than just a few years (maybe as early as 9/11/08), to straighten up and fly right. You do not get to build nuclear plants, since you started a fight by UNDERMINING OUR FUNDING INFRASTURCTURE, then hid the funding implosion, which Al Queda and I saw, and you ignored, for FOUR LONG YEARS. Assholes! Get bombed and like it, even if it's nuke-bio-chem, even if it ends our republic and you eastern idiots cling to DC socialism, while west of the nuclear, hurricane, and tornado-ravaged no-fly zone of the eastern USA, we fashion a central capitol and a more modern constitution, in the same way old computers need to be replaced or have an OS upgrade. The US is doomed, by YOU ugly, anti-American neo-cons, PARTICULARLY YOU CHRISTIANS AND JEWS, no heroes there, who toadie up to your local-cop agendas, but hey. All your CBAs and labor deals since 2000 are illegal, beastie boys and girls. And Al will bomb you, like you are Peggy Bundy gone bad, tubes tied, bangbang, baby girl-type idiots!

The 7,9,11 will keep repeating in a loop, until the bigger bang(s). Seven is a holy number to Muslims. The 9 and 11 are from our USCA 9 and 11, undermined by fraud, the 911 call we make to get a Catholic to beat us up or enforce laws unevenly IF he responds, or the 18 U.S.C. 911, unevenly enforced by Giuliani and other USAs. The WHO used to be called the HIGH NUMBERS, in re the London attacks, all carried out by Leeds residents. On LIVE at Leeds, an out-take was Easy Going Guy, translation, 'YASSER.' The WHO pissed on a concrete obalisk in rubble, for their transition to ripoff dupe, in WHO'S NEXT, in a way that may have angered Islam AND me, since Townshend and others at plagiarism depend on Reaganomics IP ripoffs by rogue law enforcement, OR THEY DON'T HAVE ANY GOOD ROCK HITS, at any time after 1971. It's mostly ripped, and you Democrats schmooze mercilessly, with fund-sucking fraud, Bono of U2! What hypocrisy. They don't compose. I bet you thought Stevie Wonder plays funk. He had Inner Visions stolen and MIDI'd for him; he'd get VERTIGO if he tried to play ONE of the songs on IV he claims to compose, which were all actually made as one-piece guitar parts, whether you idiots think or not.

Your fraud precedes the demise of the US, or REPENT, or better, quit reliegion and REFORM the US Constitution and all processes, so the US and inferiors can allow citizens to DESIGN AND MANUFACTURE, so we can pay for stuff, honestly. We need civil rights, goods, and sevices, FOR US, not ridiculous, virtual emminent domain opportunities for unlawfully interested and unlawfully proximate Catholic and foreign business, and damn you neo-cons for thinking you can even graduate, to become conservative. You are merely GIRLS or relative females. Real conservatives don't have a line, all around, asses. YOU AIN'T ELIGIBLE, with your equipment!

Anybody not a Catholic or British Imperialist is just waiting in line, toadying with a neo-con voice, where conservatives reap and REAM.

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by DavidFlamma

God is real. He’s alive. He can heal you. He can give us miracle. Before I could go to the regular doctor, Jesus -- the real doctor -- healed me.


I thought this idiot said God healed her. Then she turns around and says Jesus healed her.

She needs to make up her mind.

:rolleyes:

[ELVIS]

It's one in the same...

[Romeo Delight]

Fuck, ratings are down again...We need a miracle, and quick!:D

[Cathedral]

Never argue with idiots, they'll only drag you down to their level then beat you with experience...

[Romeo Delight]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Never argue with idiots, they'll only drag you down to their level then beat you with experience...

Another example of a cop-out (reminds me of "sticks and stones..")

You're good at that Cathedral!

You have to admit, "miracles" can't be as common as is reported.

Especially anything associated with the likes of Robertson.

He is a disgrace.

Idiots?? Careful now...let's not get into a pissing match. I don't like your chances...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ELVIS
It's one in the same...

Wha?

Now I'm really confused.

God and Jesus are one in the same?

I thought it was a Father / Son thingy.

The original Identity Theft I guess ;)

Who's the "holy ghost" then?

[Hardrock69]

No. Jesus did not create the heavens and the earth.

He did not lead Moses and the future Israelites out of Egypt.

He did not cause any flooding, nor did he order Noah to cram a fucking raft with a shitload of mewling, bleating and crapping aminuls.....

Nor did he fuck his own mother to conceive himself.

That is, if you literally believe everything in the Bible.

[LoungeMachine]

Yeah, but was Eve hot?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Never argue with idiots,

Well, fuck Catheter....

Then what's the point of the Frontline then? ;)

[Romeo Delight]

From this point on let me respond on Cathedral's behalf...

I just need a few more catch-all cop-out phrases and I am set...

Here goes...


Hardrock, you forget that :

"With God, All Things Are Possible.
Not just some things, but ALL things are possible, with God.

That sure puts a damper on an argument, don't it?"

(just having fun, Cathedral)

[Hardrock69]

Ahhh those were just my opinions.

Let's get Occifer Barbrady to say "Let's move along folks nothing to see here..."

:D

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by DavidFlamma
Another example of a cop-out (reminds me of "sticks and stones..")

You're good at that Cathedral!

You have to admit, "miracles" can't be as common as is reported.

Especially anything associated with the likes of Robertson.

He is a disgrace.

Idiots?? Careful now...let's not get into a pissing match. I don't like your chances...

Um, by idiots i was referring to Robertson and all the fire and brimstone prophets of the almighty dollar that follow his pompus ass example.

My bad for not being clear on that...

Cop-Outs? Is that what we call honest opinions by people who don't let fancy articles form their opinions these days?
I guess i could sterilize my posts and just stick to copy and paste articles, but whats the fun in that, lol?

Relax, look closer, we agree that Pat Robertson is a disgrace, but not just to the faithful, to the entire human race.

[DrMaddVibe]

Oh Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz!

[Hardrock69]

Fuck that...Oh Lord won't you buy me a Ferrari!!!

:D

[DrMaddVibe]

You gotta believe to receive!

[Cathedral]

How about just asking for $1 Billion Dollars?
Then you can drive as many of whatever the fuck you want anytime you want.
You could even give a dozen of whatever to your good buddy Cathedral, as long as they are all HEMI Powered Mopars. :)

That reminds me, i gotta get Super Lotto tickets today!

[Hardrock69]

LMFAO!!!!


Man if I had that kinda bread, one of the first things I would buy would be THIS!

1968 R/T Charger / 427 Indy Hemi Motor

[Cathedral]

You have most excellent taste in equipment, Hardrock...

[alexpgrimes]

he's just as bad as Orell Roberts saying that if he didn't raise 5 million dollars that the lord was going to come and take him home.

[Nickdfresh]

Oh Lord, won't you take Pat ROBERTSON hoooomme...

[Cathedral]

Hey, what better incentive to be a good God Fearing Christian?
With all those guys in hell, you don't wanna go there for eternity.

Just think about it, with neighbors like:

Jim Bakker & Tammy Fay
Jimmy Swaggert
Oral Roberts
Pat Robertson
Benny Hinn
Paul and Jan Crouch
Robert Tipton
W.V. Grant Jr.
Rob Parsley
Joyce Steele
Joyce Meyer
Creflo A. Dollar (there's aname for ya)
Jessie Duplantis

And the list goes on and on and on and on and on....into eternity, pardon the pun, but you don't wanna do time with any of them.

In Hell, nobody gets all bent out of shape if your scripture is flawed. in fact i believe they insist on things being twisted down there.

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Cathedral
You have most excellent taste in equipment, Hardrock...

Except for those ******y rims...


:elvis:

[Hardrock69]

Well personally I like the old-style Cragar S/S rims...

[FORD]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Well personally I like the old-style Cragar S/S rims...

I don't know.... Cragar sounds a little too much like.....
http://image.com.com/mp3/images/cover/200/drc900/c931/c931638k02b.jpg

[Hardrock69]

Cragar existed long before Spambo The Flatulent, so if anything Hagar sounds like Cragar.

[David Lee Rocks]

Pat Robertson Is no christian, neither are the rest of those tv preachin swindlers, Id they had their way, they would make us all believe the way they do, they are the ones who want to rule the world, and that is scary

[Hardrock69]

Pat Robertson has his own interns who suck his dick whenever he wants them to.

You can't get to that level of financial power without some spare pussy floating around.

He just knows how to keep it under wraps.

Perhaps he should give lessons to Mr. Bill.

:D

[Mr. Vengeance]

Here's an idea...let's just execute Pat Robertson.

Any "religious" person with so much hate for anyone who has an idea other than the one he has, really needs to go.

Of course, that would make me just as intollerant as he is, so maybe we just leave him to wallow in his own miserable life.

I can imagine his reaction when he finds out that after his death, there's NOTHING.

[David Lee Rocks]

Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
Here's an idea...let's just execute Pat Robertson.

Any "religious" person with so much hate for anyone who has an idea other than the one he has, really needs to go.

Of course, that would make me just as intollerant as he is, so maybe we just leave him to wallow in his own miserable life.

I can imagine his reaction when he finds out that after his death, there's NOTHING. I agree, hes a worthless piece of shit, the world would be a better place without him

[DrMaddVibe]

http://www.devilducky.com/media/9267/

[ODShowtime]

I'm just glad these idiots in PA lost their elections.

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance


I can imagine his reaction when he finds out that after his death, there's NOTHING.

Do you realize how stupid your above statement was?

I imagine not.

:gulp:

[Hardrock69]

Why you have something more intelligent to say than that?

I thought not...

:gulp:

[Mr. Vengeance]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Do you realize how stupid your above statement was?

I imagine not.

:gulp:

Really? You have proof that there's something?

Then shaddup!

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
Really? You have proof that there's something?

Then shaddup!

That insult totally flew over your head, didn't it?

You still don't see it, do you?

:D :D :D