Top 10 Funniest Bushisms of All Time

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  • Full Bug
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Jan 2004
    • 2921

    Top 10 Funniest Bushisms of All Time

    Top 10 Funniest Bushisms of All Time

    The Top Ten Funniest (and Saddest) Mistakes, Misstatements, Bloopers and Blunders By President George W. Bush (so far...)

    1. "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." —Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001

    2. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

    3. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

    4. "There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons." —South Bend, Indiana, Sept. 5, 2002.

    5. "There's an old...saying in Tennessee...I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once...(3 second pause)... Shame on...(4 second pause)...Shame on you....(6 second pause)...Fool me...Can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tennessee, Sept. 17, 2002.

    6. "See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." —Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003

    7. "The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the -- the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." —Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003.

    8 "I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend." —on visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005

    9. "Wow! Brazil is big." after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6, 2005

    10. A TIE BETWEEN:
    "Rarely is the question asked, 'Is our children learning'?"
    —Florence, S.C. Jan 11 2000
    "The illiteracy level of our children are appalling." —Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 20004
    Diamond Mafia Forever - 4. To restore fullbug to the prominent place in this board, after various serious attacks by hitch1969 have now damaged his reputation and now is reguarded as a "Retarded, Stoned, Canadian, Dog finger bangin' fuckup"
  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21888

    #2
    LMFAO!!!

    He had to have paid someone off to graduate from college.

    He is such a fucking illiterate moron....

    Last edited by Hardrock69; 11-11-2005, 05:45 PM.

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    • Warham
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Mar 2004
      • 14589

      #3
      But somehow he managed to beat Al Gore, the father of the internet and famed scholar, in every debate. And he took it to John Kerry last year.

      I think he wants you to think he's stupid.

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      • jhale667
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 20929

        #4
        Originally posted by Warham
        But somehow he managed to beat Al Gore, the father of the internet and famed scholar, in every debate. And he took it to John Kerry last year.

        I think he wants you to think he's stupid.
        No, dude...He IS stupid. But he's got Cheney feedin' him the cliff notes....
        Originally posted by conmee
        If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

        That is all.

        Icon.
        Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
        I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


        Originally posted by Isaac R.
        Then it's really true??:eek:

        The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

        OMFG...who in their right mind...???
        Originally posted by eddie78
        I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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        • DrMaddVibe
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2004
          • 6682

          #5
          Well...at least he's got that goin' for him...(Said in my best Carl from "Caddyshack" voice"

          So today he's an idiot?

          Let me know when he's the guy that creates wars, civil injustices, minority poverty, corporate profiteering...for his own "empire" and throwing up horns at the next Bilderburger meeting.
          http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...auders1zl5.gif
          http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...willywonka.gif

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          • jhale667
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 20929

            #6
            Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
            Well...at least he's got that goin' for him...(Said in my best Carl from "Caddyshack" voice"

            "What it IS is a mixture of sensemilia (sic?) and Kentucky bluegrass...."
            Originally posted by conmee
            If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

            That is all.

            Icon.
            Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
            I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


            Originally posted by Isaac R.
            Then it's really true??:eek:

            The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

            OMFG...who in their right mind...???
            Originally posted by eddie78
            I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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            • Nickdfresh
              SUPER MODERATOR

              • Oct 2004
              • 49204

              #7
              Originally posted by Warham
              But somehow he managed to beat Al Gore, the father of the internet and famed scholar, in every debate. And he took it to John Kerry last year.

              I think he wants you to think he's stupid.
              Barely, largely because of a Supreme Court descision...

              And he lost the popular vote.

              "Took it" to Kerry? Bush looked like a befuddled ass up there...

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              • Warham
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Mar 2004
                • 14589

                #8
                Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                Barely, largely because of a Supreme Court descision...

                And he lost the popular vote.

                "Took it" to Kerry? Bush looked like a befuddled ass up there...
                Yep, especially in that last crucial debate. Well, I really wouldn't call it crucial. John Kerry never really had a chance in the first place.

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                • Warham
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 14589

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                  Barely, largely because of a Supreme Court descision...

                  And he lost the popular vote.
                  I've never seen a recount since 2000 that Al Gore won. It would've taken alot of Democrat ballot-handlers to find enough votes for him to pull it off.

                  I'm not even sure all the military overseas ballots were even counted. It was said that some 70% of the military voted for G.W.B. I know for sure they didn't like Clinton, and therefore it extended to Gore. My best friend served from '94-'98, and he HATED Clinton. Said all the guys he knew in the service did as well.

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                  • Matt White
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 20565

                    #10
                    MY #1 BUSHISM:

                    "The French have no word for "entrepreneur"".

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                    • Nickdfresh
                      SUPER MODERATOR

                      • Oct 2004
                      • 49204

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Warham
                      I've never seen a recount since 2000 that Al Gore won. It would've taken alot of Democrat ballot-handlers to find enough votes for him to pull it off.

                      I'm not even sure all the military overseas ballots were even counted. It was said that some 70% of the military voted for G.W.B. I know for sure they didn't like Clinton, and therefore it extended to Gore. My best friend served from '94-'98, and he HATED Clinton. Said all the guys he knew in the service did as well.
                      No, not all the guys hated CLINTON...

                      And ask them how they feel about being involuntarily extended to IRAQ today...I wonder what that vote would be...Clinton was blamed by the Pentagon buffoons for daring to cut the budget from about six-times more than our next competitor in defense to about four-times more than the number two nation in defense spending...

                      Imagine, the Cold War ended, and CLINTON had the gaul to cut the budget...(Oh a little secret, it was actually BUSH SNR. that began the cuts).

                      BTW, BUSH's support with the general public has fallen to below 40%....

                      And no matter how you slice it, GORE won the popular vote, and KERRY's really better off not winning, since CHIMPONATER will have to take the historical blame for one of the saddest cluster-fucks in American history.

                      And the generals would take CLINTON over pResident Dumbyass© any day at this point.

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                      • Dave's Bitch
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Apr 2005
                        • 5291

                        #12
                        LMAO

                        "is our children learning?"
                        I really love you baby, I love what you've got
                        Let's get together we can, Get hot

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                        • Guitar Shark
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 7579

                          #13
                          Chain mail alert!!!

                          ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                          Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                          Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                          • blueturk
                            Veteran
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 1883

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Warham
                            But somehow he managed to beat Al Gore, the father of the internet and famed scholar, in every debate. And he took it to John Kerry last year.

                            I think he wants you to think he's stupid.
                            I didn't think you read quotes, Warham. Here's another good one you might like to ignore.

                            "I think we are welcomed. But it was not a peaceful welcome." —George W. Bush, defending Vice President Dick Cheney's pre-war assertion that the United States would be welcomed in Iraq as liberators, NBC Nightly News interview, Dec. 12, 2005
                            Last edited by blueturk; 12-13-2005, 07:25 PM.

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                            • ODShowtime
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Jun 2004
                              • 5812

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Warham
                              And he took it to John Kerry last year.
                              I hope you're not referring to the debates where gw looked like a hot dog that was left on the spindle too long at 7-11 and sounded like 4moreyears after too many PBRs!
                              gnaw on it

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