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  • Caged
    Groupie
    • Nov 2005
    • 95

    Dave review

    "The shameless mugging started almost immediately, with Roth hamming to the audience through a range of stock facial expressions from a gaping "hey, look at me" smile to a cheesy lock-jawed grin. He's gone the way of Wayne Newton, and would've been right at home on stage in Branson or Reno -- or maybe talk radio."









    "Its the American in me that says it's an honor to die, in a war that is a politicians lie. Its the American in me that makes me watch it on TV.

    It's the American in me that makes me watch the blood run out of the bullet holes in his head, it's the American in me, that never wonders why Kennedy was murdered by the FBI"

    For Christsakes dont ask "What can I do for my country?"- Ask What your country has been doing to you.
  • squib
    Head Fluffer
    • Jan 2004
    • 216

    #2
    From the same REVIEW
    sounds like the critic didn't enjoy himself but the fans did!


    But campy stage presence aside, Roth did come through on the vocals, hitting enough of the throat-shredding high notes to satisfy. His signature high-kicks and flying back-kicks were spot on, as well. And the audience absolutely loved it.

    He's not the Dave he used to be. But then again, neither are his fans, who've traded long hair, leather and tight denim for mom jeans, khaki shorts and Keds. And they sure didn't seem to care about how lackluster and poorly paced his performance was that night. The crowd was so loud, in fact, that they nearly refused to let Roth leave the stage after an encore of "Jump."

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    • vistadelrey
      Groupie
      • Jul 2005
      • 92

      #3
      you roth freads are idiots. roth is a fuckin freak show.
      by the way fuck hagar too.
      eddie is van halen period.
      me largo.

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      • MERRYKISSMASS2U
        Full Member Status

        • Mar 2004
        • 4372

        #4
        there are 2 other threads dedicated to this orlando show.

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        • Jimmy Jingles
          Veteran
          • Mar 2004
          • 1611

          #5
          Originally posted by vistadelrey
          you roth freads are idiots. roth is a fuckin freak show.
          by the way fuck hagar too.
          eddie is van halen period.
          me largo.

          How does it feel to be 35 years old with a 5th grade education? What the fuck is a 'fread'? You sheep crack me up.

          You are a shit eater...end of story. Go back to trying to lick your own balls, you grubby gimpette.
          23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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          • jero
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Jan 2004
            • 2927

            #6
            Who cares about this fuck wannabe neverever gonnabe

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            • diamondsgirl
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Apr 2004
              • 7563

              #7
              Originally posted by squib
              From the same REVIEW
              sounds like the critic didn't enjoy himself but the fans did!


              But campy stage presence aside, Roth did come through on the vocals, hitting enough of the throat-shredding high notes to satisfy. His signature high-kicks and flying back-kicks were spot on, as well. And the audience absolutely loved it.

              He's not the Dave he used to be. But then again, neither are his fans, who've traded long hair, leather and tight denim for mom jeans, khaki shorts and Keds. And they sure didn't seem to care about how lackluster and poorly paced his performance was that night. The crowd was so loud, in fact, that they nearly refused to let Roth leave the stage after an encore of "Jump."
              Exactly.

              And you know what Dave says about his critics???

              LMAO!!
              “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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              • vistadelrey
                Groupie
                • Jul 2005
                • 92

                #8
                roth sucks.
                done
                been there
                ya basta

                i'll never return to this silly ass forum.

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                • Dan
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12194

                  #9
                  Originally posted by vistadelrey
                  roth sucks.
                  done
                  been there
                  ya basta

                  i'll never return to this silly ass forum.
                  FUCK OFF.
                  First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                  • Dan
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 12194

                    #10
                    Originally posted by vistadelrey
                    I suck.
                    done
                    been there
                    ya basta

                    i'll return to Playing with my AssHole.
                    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                    • bantonelli
                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 2629

                      #11
                      Originally posted by vistadelrey
                      roth sucks.
                      done
                      been there
                      ya basta

                      i'll never return to this silly ass forum.
                      CELEBRATION TIME.....THE VIRUS HAS LEFT THE ROOM.
                      "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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                      • Dan
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 12194

                        #12
                        Originally posted by vistadelrey
                        roth sucks.
                        done
                        been there
                        ya basta

                        i'll never return to this silly ass forum.
                        Why are you still here?
                        First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                        • Dan
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 12194

                          #13
                          Originally posted by vistadelrey
                          roth sucks.
                          done
                          been there
                          ya basta

                          i'll never return to this silly ass forum.
                          Hello McFly?
                          First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                          • thome
                            ROTH ARMY ELITE
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 6678

                            #14
                            Thats why I like Daves show, he Puts On A Show.

                            Its A Fun Time, Dave has Fun, So Do The Fans,Thats how it Works.

                            Put on your Tie Die and Lumberjack shirt( you have never worked in)
                            and put on your Eddie Van- ain't Roth Van Halen- and Cry Cry Cry!!

                            Follow it with some" My Pee Pee hurts Bad!!"Cobain and well you know,
                            cry cry cry.

                            Cause you Still Don't Get It!! Never will, the way you sound.

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                            • Caged
                              Groupie
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 95

                              #15
                              Dave puts on a show-yes. The sad part is, Dave doesn't realise the show is over, when he's still performing. a small club filled with 40 yr olds isn't exactly lighting the world on fire again. At least Ed, Al and Mike know when to stay away. Dave does what he does for money. The smile is painted on, the hips crack at every swivel, his hair, my god, if he loses any more hair he could stunt double for one of the guys from the Blue Man group. In fact, he's already got the blue suit!
                              Ed will be coming out soon with a comp. CD filled with amazing guitar work to prove that he's still the final piece of the puzzle, not the main one and certainly not the ONLY one like Dave seems to believe he is.

                              CC
                              "Its the American in me that says it's an honor to die, in a war that is a politicians lie. Its the American in me that makes me watch it on TV.

                              It's the American in me that makes me watch the blood run out of the bullet holes in his head, it's the American in me, that never wonders why Kennedy was murdered by the FBI"

                              For Christsakes dont ask "What can I do for my country?"- Ask What your country has been doing to you.

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