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  • Ozzy Fudd
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1667

    Keep this in mind when you have something to return

    Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives you a hard way to go!
    Should be fun

    A woman went to a K-Mart service counter

    and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster

    she bought because it won't work.
    The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because

    she bought it on special.
    Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming,

    "PINCH MY NIPPLES,

    PINCH MY NIPPLES,

    PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"
    The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager

    in front a growing crowd of customers.
    The manager goes to the woman and asks,

    "Ma'am what's wrong?"

    She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
    Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air

    and starts screaming
    "PINCH MY NIPPLES,

    PINCH MY NIPPLES,

    PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!"
    And doing so draws and even bigger crowd!
    In shock, the store manager pleads

    "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
    In a huff, the woman says,
    "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED

    WHEN I'm being SCREWED!!"

    The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded
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  • bueno bob
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22820

    #2
    Nice!!!

    I'm taking my wife with me the next time I go to return something to Target...or where the fuck ever...

    Twistin' by the pool.

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    • Susie Q
      Veteran
      • Jan 2004
      • 1522

      #3
      ROTFLMAO!!!

      I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
      ~Susie Q 2009

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      • Hardrock69
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2005
        • 21834

        #4
        LMAO!!!

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        • Hardrock69
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2005
          • 21834

          #5
          I bought a 19" color TV from Best Buy, who are notorious for doing everything they can to avoid giving you a refund.

          It blew up 2 weeks after I bought it.

          Literally, when I turned it on one day, there was a flash, and a puff of smoke erupted out of the top of the TV.

          I returned it and they "fixed" it for me.

          One week later the same thing happened.

          I took it back and demanded a refund.

          I had to raise holy hell for an hour with the store manager before a compromise was reached: They gave me a floor model RCA that was a 21" in exchange.

          It still works today, 10 years later.

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