the divine poetry of dlr [Archive] - The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

Diamondjimi

11-19-2005, 01:34 PM

Fuckin loser is back. Gas huffing is a parole violation.
He's back in the joint takin it up the ass and trolling the Army again.
For da cock , of course !
Fucking SHITSTICK !...............

ritetoolforjob

11-19-2005, 02:22 PM

are you queer for me? no one fuckin owns me pal.

MERRYKISSMASS2U

11-19-2005, 02:47 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
which piece of prose do you enjoy most by the diamond one....should he have given a career as poet a try?.

shouldnt you be in San Quentin dropping the soap?

ritetoolforjob

11-19-2005, 02:51 PM

how about i drop a load in your mouth?

MERRYKISSMASS2U

11-19-2005, 02:53 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
how about i drop a load in your mouth?

dude you know youre gonna be back in prison before you know it... and nobody will care.

ritetoolforjob

11-19-2005, 02:54 PM

on second thought, never mind, you're probably just a big fat fuck. i could post pics like that of myself too, but i ain't that shallow.

MERRYKISSMASS2U

11-19-2005, 02:55 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
on second thought, never mind, you're probably just a big fat fuck. i could post pics like that of myself too, but i ain't that shallow.

i havent posted one single picture of myself ever on any website... what the fuck are you smoking?

ritetoolforjob

11-19-2005, 02:57 PM

i'm sorry, that's not u in the pic? i don't smoke

ritetoolforjob

11-19-2005, 02:58 PM

anyways, enough of the jail talk, u r hurting my feelings.

ritetoolforjob

11-19-2005, 02:59 PM

i hear my mother calling, gotta go, chat later xxxoooo

MERRYKISSMASS2U

11-19-2005, 03:01 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
i'm sorry, that's not u in the pic? i don't smoke

DUDE i'm a fucking guy. hah!
If that was me i would be the most popular person in the world. thats just a girl i fell in love with... so much so that i am gonna get my dual citizenship.

ritetoolforjob

11-19-2005, 04:19 PM

dual citizenship, does that mean you're gonna be bisexual "dude", what are you a member of motley crue or something?

ritetoolforjob

11-19-2005, 04:20 PM

fuckin spiccoli from fast times, WOW! is that u? dude?

Nickdfresh

11-19-2005, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
how about i drop a load in your mouth?

Go back to The VILLAGE PEOPLE board ball-licker.

MERRYKISSMASS2U

11-19-2005, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
dual citizenship, does that mean you're gonna be bisexual "dude", what are you a member of motley crue or something?

FUCK YOU! FUCK you again for dissing on Motley. dual citizen USA/Canada. go back to hell.

MERRYKISSMASS2U

11-19-2005, 06:32 PM

i love the maserati poem.... its art. I also love the buddha being shit on by birds :D

ritetoolforjob

11-19-2005, 06:37 PM

dude.

MERRYKISSMASS2U

11-19-2005, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
dude.

do you notice how you diminish the quality of these forums?

ritetoolforjob

11-19-2005, 06:47 PM

actually, i think i'm the best damn thing to happen to this site. i guess my ego is almost as big as mr. roth's. but at least " i can walk it like i talk it". DUDE.

MERRYKISSMASS2U

11-19-2005, 06:50 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
actually, i think i'm the <h1>worst</h1> damn thing to happen to this site. .

I couldn't have said it better myself!

ritetoolforjob

11-19-2005, 08:08 PM

bad is good, worse is better!

MERRYKISSMASS2U

11-19-2005, 08:16 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
bad is good, worse is better!

Originally posted by 卐卐卐grammernazi卐卐卐 "bad" would not have made grammatical sense in that sentence.

ritetoolforjob

11-19-2005, 08:19 PM

tanks 4 du grammer lessin

Jimmy Jingles

11-20-2005, 12:53 AM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
which piece of prose do you enjoy most by the diamond one....should he have given a career as poet a try?.

It's called English. Give it a try sometime rectum reject...when you're done eating man sausage that is.

Jimmy Jingles

11-20-2005, 12:58 AM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
how about i drop a load in your mouth?

BWAHAHAHAHA!

You finally admit to what we have known all along...YOU ARE A FUCKING FAG!!!

You enjoy a nice warm glass of testicle milk and ass cookies. I'm glad you finally have the courage to come clean.

Now I think Showtime is having a 'Queer as Folk' marathon...run along.

Soul Reaper

11-20-2005, 09:26 AM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
how about i drop a load in your mouth?

that just proves that you are a fag, troll....

so that must mean it's either BILL or BOB.... :D

fuckhowardstern

11-20-2005, 10:02 AM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
how about i drop a load in your mouth?

you fucking anal buccaneer. how old were you the first time your daddy made you suck his dick? 7? 8 maybe? when you go back to prison, in between tossing salad and getting plugged in the ass by the biggest black guy on your cell block, you should really seek free prison therapy to work out the issues you have stemming from being molested by your father as a little boy.

fuckhowardstern

11-20-2005, 10:05 AM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
how about i drop a load in your mouth?

You fucking anal buccaneer. How old were you when your daddy first started making you suck his dick? Six? Maybe Seven years old? Next time you are in prison, sometime during your daily ritual of tossing salad and getting your fudge pushed in by the biggest black guy on your cell block, you should really seek free prison therapy to work through all the issues you have stemming from being the obvious victim of repeated child molestation.

ritetoolforjob

11-20-2005, 11:29 AM

stop, you're scaring me.

Soul Reaper

11-20-2005, 02:56 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
stop, you're scaring me.

come on guys, leave the baby alone, he's scared....

on second thoughts, do what you like to him...

ritetoolforjob

11-20-2005, 05:28 PM

what's really scary is how big a fuckin loser you are.

Matt White

11-20-2005, 05:30 PM

Be nice....................................

ritetoolforjob

11-20-2005, 05:42 PM

who the hell are you talking to moderator? after all the shots (which i quite enjoy) from my favorite members, you are telling me to be nice? go back to the cock you were just sucking on.

ritetoolforjob

11-20-2005, 05:42 PM

that nice enough for ya? idiot

Diamondjimi

11-21-2005, 02:51 AM

Originally posted by ritemouthlforthecob
are you queer for me?

I'm not your cell mate Fucko ! Don't proposition me Mutherfucker !

no one fuckin owns me pal.

FYI , Semen Ashtray.....you've been owned and kicked to the fuckin curb too many times to count !

What the fuck are you doing here posting ?

Hypocrite !!!
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=29764

ritetoolforjob

11-21-2005, 09:29 AM

you wish you owned me. dick

Golden AWe

11-21-2005, 09:58 AM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
you wish you owned me. dick

FACK ORF .

ritetoolforjob

11-21-2005, 10:09 AM

alright ted. what a guy to worship, right up there with dlr.

Golden AWe

11-21-2005, 10:11 AM

wazzup maria?

Diamondjimi

11-21-2005, 10:15 AM

Originally posted by ritemouthforthecob
you wish you owned me. dick

No need to wish... Assplugger !
As long as you continue posting here you can expect to be Owned at
every turn... see following posts ...................

ritetoolforjob

11-21-2005, 10:53 AM

why don't you come down for a visit, i'll show you who owns who.

Golden AWe

11-21-2005, 11:21 AM

FACK ORF .

ritetoolforjob

11-21-2005, 02:18 PM

go eat some guys cock bundy.

Golden AWe

11-21-2005, 02:35 PM

hahaha

try something insulting, you're already boring

Soul Reaper

11-21-2005, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
what's really scary is how big a fuckin loser you are.

says the guy who doesn't stop posting on a forum even though he hates everything about it....

ritetoolforjob

11-21-2005, 03:01 PM

i love old vh and what dave once was. you find me a site that represents this and i'll gladly go there. no, on second thought, i'd still hang around because i enjoy your violent tendencies.

ritetoolforjob

11-21-2005, 03:02 PM

p.s. find me that site anyways...this does get a bit tiresome. i'm actually turned from drinking jack.

Soul Reaper

11-21-2005, 03:06 PM

go to the Links....I'm sure they'll accept you with open arms....

ritetoolforjob

11-21-2005, 03:11 PM

great journey song.

bueno bob

11-21-2005, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
p.s. find me that site anyways...this does get a bit tiresome. i'm actually turned from drinking jack.

Here's a sight right up your (back) alley:

http://www.ilovecock.com

Knock yourself out, partner. Please.

bueno bob

11-21-2005, 03:13 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
great journey song.

Hahahahahaha!!!! "Great" Journey song...oh the irony...and you say you love classic Van Halen....hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

You fucking idiot.

ritetoolforjob

11-21-2005, 03:14 PM

do you visit this site much? bobber?

Soul Reaper

11-21-2005, 03:16 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
great journey song.

I think I know who this troll is now.....heh heh heh

bueno bob

11-21-2005, 03:16 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
do you like your dick sucked? i'll pay you $20 for it!

:mad:

Go clean up the Pen. The sheep have been shitting all over the place.

bueno bob

11-21-2005, 03:16 PM

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
I think I know who this troll is now.....heh heh heh

Hmm.... :)

I know nothing...but if it's Bill, he's even GAYER than I thought... :mad:

ritetoolforjob

11-21-2005, 03:19 PM

so dave comes to you
with open jack
hoping you see
how pathetic is he
open jack

(now if we could only get a talented singer to cover this journey chestnut)

bueno bob

11-21-2005, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
so dave comes to you
with open jack
hoping you see
how pathetic is he
open jack

(now if we could only get a talented singer to cover this journey chestnut)

This is, without a doubt, one of the stupidest things I have ever read at this, or any other, Roth related website. And over the years, I've read some stupid shit...but as far as tactless, lack of wit, unfunny, boring, uncreative, braindead, dipshit rebuttals are concerned, this easily goes into the top ten...maybe the top five.

I'm without comment. Comment is no longer necessary.

Congratulations, Tool.

ritetoolforjob

11-21-2005, 03:34 PM

thanks. (funny, did you copy those exact words from a recent roth album or tour review?)

bueno bob

11-21-2005, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
thanks. (funny, did you copy those exact words from a recent roth album or tour review?)

It's just brutally obvious to anyone with an intelligence over the level of, say...5th grade?

Keep working, junior, you'll get it.

Soul Reaper

11-21-2005, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob
Hmm.... :)

I know nothing...but if it's Bill, he's even GAYER than I thought... :mad:

I was thinking it might be BILL or RIKK.... :D

bueno bob

11-21-2005, 03:38 PM

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
I was thinking it might be BILL or RIKK.... :D

Odds are, he's probably just bored.

ritetoolforjob

11-21-2005, 03:39 PM

well, i can't be bound up, i just shat.

bueno bob

11-21-2005, 03:40 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
well, i can't be bound up, i just shat.

Go spin your copy of VOA, I'm sure it'll pick you right up... :rolleyes:

ritetoolforjob

11-21-2005, 03:43 PM

not a bad album, a bit cheesy in places. 55 is a horrible video, almost as bad as shoobedobedo where are you?

bueno bob

11-21-2005, 03:44 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob

http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/images/horse_shite.jpg

http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/images/horse_shite.jpg

http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/images/horse_shite.jpg

http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/images/horse_shite.jpg

http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/images/horse_shite.jpg

You were saying?

bueno bob

11-21-2005, 03:45 PM

Oh yes...

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
(VOA is) not a bad album,

http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/images/horse_shite.jpg

http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/images/horse_shite.jpg

http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/images/horse_shite.jpg

http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/images/horse_shite.jpg

http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/images/horse_shite.jpg

ritetoolforjob

11-21-2005, 03:46 PM

after looking at that, downsize it to i just farted.

Golden AWe

11-21-2005, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
not a bad album, a bit cheesy in places. 55 is a horrible video, almost as bad as shoobedobedo where are you?

FACK ORF .

bueno bob

11-21-2005, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/images/horse_shite.jpg

ritetoolforjob

11-21-2005, 03:53 PM

is that a pic from your personal collection?

bueno bob

11-21-2005, 03:56 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
is that a pic from your personal collection?

You've left enough of it all over the boards here...it's easy to find...

Sigh...even lowering myself to the basest of standards does little to educate you - so be it. I am resigning myself to the notion that I am now dealing with Sammy Hagar's most uneducated fan.

And I! A Sheep Pen Administrator! Ha! At this stage in the game, I LOWER myself by a large margin even speaking to you. You should be honored.

ritetoolforjob

11-21-2005, 03:57 PM

bueno, you should thank me, i just gave you a purpose for last half hour.

bueno bob

11-21-2005, 04:01 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
bueno, you should thank me, i just gave you a purpose for last half hour.

I am a Sheep Pen Administrator AND Dark Lord of the Sith. The likes of you give me no purpose. My purpose is DIVINE - and I have LOWERED myself to engage you in any sort of debate at all. Normally, I only make the effort when and if I feel there's substantial ground to be gained by engaging the particular offender...I rarely lower myself to mid-card engagements, because, generally speaking, it's a waste of my time and effort.

YOU have not even approached mid-card game yet. I should be charging you for your ass-whipping.

Luckily for you, I don't exactly need the cash due to a recent windfall in my favor. Otherwise, the bill would be in the mail already.

ritetoolforjob

11-21-2005, 04:54 PM

i should be honored. another fucking moron going around in a star trek uniform, fazers on stun, is giving me the time of day.