Did EVH say he cried when he saw how far DLR had sunk?

[Calderone]

IS IT TRUE ?

[Coyote]

Wouldn't be surprised if he did.

[Caged]

?

[Matt White]

Naw...he said he "cried" when he realized how badvan hagar "stunk"......in general.

[thome]

Was Dave on a boat or something...... Sunk ?.

Dave's been on tour for Twenty Years Had some great bands .

got a new drummer and line up some old some new.

He, has taken a couple years off durring that time.Slacker!

Ed has worked about Four (4) out of the last 15 years and was at his
best when playing guitar w/ Dave ? Twenty years ago.

I cannot dig where your coming from ??

:D

[ritetoolforjob]

i think dave cried too.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
i think dave cried too.

FACK ORF .

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
FACK ORF .

http://www.zombi.dk/images/big_gallery/247a.jpg

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by John Holmes
http://www.zombi.dk/images/big_gallery/247a.jpg

BOLLOCHS .

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Matt White
Naw...he said he "cried" when he realized how badvan hagar "stunk"......in general.

I think he cried because his own suckass band wasnt up to par with what Dave has.

[Golden AWe]

"John Curtis Estes (August 8, 1944 – March 13, 1988) better known as John Holmes, John C. Holmes or Johnny Wadd (after the lead character in a series of related films), was one of the most famous male porn stars of all-time, appearing in about 2,500 adult movies in the 1970s and 1980s, including one gay film and a handful of gay loops. He is best known for his large penis, his involvement in the brutal Wonderland Murders in 1981, and his death from AIDS."

[Hardrock69]

Well, John Holmes who posted above wants to emulate Johnny Wadd by starring in Gay porno and dying of aids...with a 2" cock...

[ritetoolforjob]

bundy, hitler,monkey,roth ......is there a link?

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
bundy, hitler,monkey,roth ......is there a link?

FACK ORF .

[WARF]

Eddie probably cries taking a piss... the alcoholic he is!

[Cathedral]

Dave screwed up by leaving Van Halen, that's true and undeniable.
He did seemingly cut short his primo career with that move, but sunk?

Not hardly, uh, you did see the Eat 'Em and Smile Tour?

Chances are that 1984 was the beginning of the end for VH whether Dave had stayed or not.
5150 seems to indicate a change was in store anyhow since most of the material was written prior to Spammy ever coming in to the picture.

Van Hagar was nothing more than "Play it Safe" Record company style.
But if anyone is responsible for Dave not staying on top of the game it is the fans who treated him as a villain for abandoning the ship.

Dave stayed true to his art, Van hagar became flavor of the month.

It's about integrity, and dave has always maintained his, Edward lost it somewhere on the road in late '85 amidst all the "Eddie, Eddie, Eddie" chants.

[Dirty Duck]

I can tell you the two times it's recorded that Eddie Van Halen did cry over something VH related. Ted Nugent said that after Dave left VH in 85' he saw eddie and eddie started crying saying: Dave left..I'm ruined ,ect." The 2nd time being backstage at the MTV music awards in 1992..a drunken Eddie approaches Kurt Cobain saying" I'm all washed up..you guys are what's in now..Im ruined. " I guess at that point he figured...with all this new music (grunge) coming out...even Sammy cant help me save it. That's my 2 cents. I'll give ya an xtra 3 cents so you get get a piece of Bazooka Joe...

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Dirty Duck
I can tell you the two times it's recorded that Eddie Van Halen did cry over something VH related. Ted Nugent said that after Dave left VH in 85' he saw eddie and eddie started crying saying: Dave left..I'm ruined ,ect." The 2nd time being backstage at the MTV music awards in 1992..a drunken Eddie approaches Kurt Cobain saying" I'm all washed up..you guys are what's in now..Im ruined. " I guess at that point he figured...with all this new music (grunge) coming out...even Sammy cant help me save it. That's my 2 cents. I'll give ya an xtra 3 cents so you get get a piece of Bazooka Joe...


Your two cents aint worth a dime! (Drum cymbal)

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Well, John Holmes who posted above wants to emulate Johnny Wadd by starring in Gay porno and dying of aids...with a 2" cock...

john holmes himself starred in gay porn at the start of his career. look where he is now... rotting in a box.

[Terry]

Who gives a shit even if it did happen?

Dave doing Vegas in 1995 was a helluvalot more entertaining than seeing Van Hagar touring behind yet another shit album, regardless of who made the most money.

Ed's a useless fucker now, anyway. Last few years of Van Hagar Part 1 may have been more commercially viable and publicly visible than what Dave was doing, but I wouldn't listen to F*U*C*K or Balance if you paid me, while there will always be room in my player for ALAE and YFLM.

Fuck Ed and his drumming cunt of a sister.

[rustoffa]

Call me crazy, but any perceived "tears of endearment" from Ed regarding Roth are exactly that.

"1984".....that's one more Orwellian title.

The CVH kettle had boiled for years, something had to give. Dave walked out, and Ed jumped into his Utopian "my band" pool like a boney virtuoso soaked in Kreosote.

No more listening to groupies referring to Dave as "Van".

No more uncompromising fucker making him re-work arrangements.

Yadda yadda, I've said it before.

Crying? Egos' abound in the CVH saga....I doubt anyone involved would bother.

[MAX]

Edward's always been a fuckin' blubbering sap. On the "Early Years" DVD Andy Johns said that when he was recording F.U.C.K. with Van Hagar that whenever Dave's name was mentioned, Edward would start crying in the studio and Alexia would throuw temper tantrums.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by MAX
Edward's always been a fuckin' blubbering sap. On the "Early Years" DVD Andy Johns said that when he was recording F.U.C.K. with Van Hagar that whenever Dave's name was mentioned, Edward would start crying in the studio and Alexia would throuw temper tantrums.

The dude that says "Dave was the dude" on that thing makes me fucking cry.
:D

[madraoul]

Being a drunk myself, I know that we cry on the drop of a hat. But, I love you guys. You were there for me when she...aw fuck her anyway. CUNT! So what if my career is in the fuckin shitter and my kid snorts Hostess. FUCK! Yankee Rose was always Yankee doze if you ask me. Lifetime movie WHORE!! I WAS ON THRILLER! I WAS ON THRILLER! I hope all you pricks are happy with Van Halen. Ha! You worthless fuckin cunts. Be happy with that while I go to Holland and BE THEIR GOD! I'm not crying, I'm not crying for you...

[DLR7884]

Great thread.

DLR7884
Really.

[madraoul]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Great thread.

DLR7884
Really.

Glad you and the other fuckin "kids" love it...

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by madraoul
Glad you and the other fuckin "kids" love it...

I'm sorry....who the fuck are you?

Really....never seen you post before.

DLR7884
Or are you one of those homos that chat's with the fucking 'bot to jack up his post count and self esteem?

[madraoul]

I'm there when the topic is worthy. That seems to be less and less these days. Anyway, I don't believe in posting unless you have something to add to the conversation.

[madraoul]

Originally posted by DLR7884
I'm sorry....who the fuck are you?

Really....never seen you post before.

DLR7884
Or are you one of those homos that chat's with the fucking 'bot to jack up his post count and self esteem?

..And i have to say this is one of the witty replys that keep intelligent people coming back for more.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by madraoul
I'm there when the topic is worthy. That seems to be less and less these days. Anyway, I don't believe in posting unless you have something to add to the conversation.

Hold on to your beliefs bro.
Bend the rules occasionally!

My bad! You're already there!
:)

[DeadOrAlive]

HAHAHAHHA I love you 7884. Not the homo way, brotherly way.

[DeadOrAlive]

Same to you Rustoffa, Roth on brother.

[MAX]

Originally posted by DLR7884
I'm sorry....who the fuck are you?

Really....never seen you post before.

DLR7884
Or are you one of those homos that chat's with the fucking 'bot to jack up his post count and self esteem?

Now THAT'S CLASSIC 7884!!! You know, the one we all sing about around the campfire? :cool:

LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUMBLE!!! :D

[DeadOrAlive]

YEEE HAWWWW I cant wait to see this one. Tag team anybody? HAHAHAHA

[madraoul]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Hold on to your beliefs bro.
Bend the rules occasionally!

My bad! You're already there!
:)

Nice. Took a minute to process, but nice. Keep on rockin Mr. Miller.l

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
Same to you Rustoffa, Roth on brother.

Yeah! You noticed how he broke his own credo too!!!

[MAX]

Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
HAHAHAHHA I love you 7884. Not the homo way, brotherly way.

I happen to love him in the "homo way" myself. :p

[DeadOrAlive]

HAHAHAHA YEEE HAWWW Roth on you two, you get votes. Made my day here.

[DLR7884]

At least this thread is worthwhile now.

DLR7884
You're welcome.

[DeadOrAlive]

Looks like the candy ass ran away.

[DLR7884]

He and his gay ass George Clooney avatar can fuck each other as far as I'm concerned.

DLR7884
I'm gonna see if I was right about him chatting with the 'bot.

[DeadOrAlive]

HAHAHAHA have fun with that one.

[DLR7884]

Looks like he just started posting again recently.

DLR7884
Mostly FRONT LINE...figures.

[DeadOrAlive]

Haha just a little more controversy there.

[Hardrock69]

Wow sum peepul ar kuming bak to th bord?

like DLR7884?????

Huhu huhuhuh uhuhuuhuh uhuhuuh..................


;)

[DLR7884]

I never left.

DLR7884
;)

[Hardrock69]

By the way....Ed cries about everything.....

Boo fucking hoo....I don't deserve all this...

WAAAAAH!!!!

[madraoul]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Looks like he just started posting again recently.

DLR7884
Mostly FRONT LINE...figures.


Okay biatch. Let's bring it. I figured I'd talk in a way your black wanna bein, non instrument playing ass could understand. My fucking George Clooney ass avatar would beat the fuck out of your girly looking googly ass anyway. What's the matter with the FRONT LINE? Oh, get a brain moran. Now I get it.

[DeadOrAlive]

Originally posted by madraoul
moran.

I believe that's moron. Shows me how well educated you are.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by madraoul
Okay biatch.

Wiggersayswhat?


Originally posted by madraoul
Let's bring it.

:rofl: Are you for real? "Let's bring it?" FAG!



Originally posted by madraoul
I figured I'd talk in a way your black wanna bein, non instrument playing ass could understand.

I'm a black "wanna bein?"


Originally posted by madraoul
My fucking George Clooney ass avatar would beat the fuck out of your girly looking googly ass anyway.

You're getting pretty defensive over your avatar, dude. Calm down. It only makes you look dumber when you fly off the handle over your beloved George Clooney. Relax.


Originally posted by madraoul
What's the matter with the FRONT LINE? Oh, get a brain moran.

A tip for success: When trying to call someone else "dumb," "stupid," or a "moron." It helps your case when YOU SPELL THE FUCKING CUT DOWN CORRECTLY.


Originally posted by madraoul
Now I get it.

No you don't.

DLR7884
And you never will, so do yourself a favor and save me some time by shutting the fuck up.

[rustoffa]

This is bound to get ugly.
:(

[DeadOrAlive]

Yep. Just a little. It'll be entertaining to watch though.

[madraoul]

Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
I believe that's moron. Shows me how well educated you are.


Yep, I've been learned well. Kind of a joiner now aren't ya?

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
Yep. Just a little. It'll be entertaining to watch though.

Who's you're money on?
:confused:

[rustoffa]

I'm gonna go with 7884.

[DeadOrAlive]

7884 too... I've seen what he's done.

[DeadOrAlive]

Originally posted by madraoul
Yep, I've been learned well. Kind of a joiner now aren't ya?

Uhh if I were you I'd just leave now... You call people "morans" when even you yourself can not spell correctly... makes you look like the moron here.

[madraoul]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by DLR7884
[B] Wiggersayswhat?



Wiggersay you be retarded and shit.




I'm a black "wanna bein?"



I figured you'd want to be black because most of them allegedly have a big penis. Since you don't have one at all, tell me about it.

[madraoul]

Girl, don't your boy band ass in a bunch now.

[madraoul]

MORAN!!! More of that Frontline shit I love. One of the funnier portrayals of the far right I must say.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by madraoul
[QUOTE]Originally posted by DLR7884
[B] Wiggersayswhat?



Wiggersay you be retarded and shit.




I'm a black "wanna bein?"



I figured you'd want to be black because most of them allegedly have a big penis. Since you don't have one at all, tell me about it.


First off, learn how to fucking quote another thread. It's not fucking rocket science.

You figured I want to be black because "most of them allegedly have a big penis. Since you don't have one at all, tell me about it."

Are you Wayne L.?


Originally posted by madraoul
Girl, don't your boy band ass in a bunch now.

Huh?

DLR7884
You are either Wayne L., retarded, or 13 years old.....not sure which at this point....I'm sure you'll continue to post and make it clear to all of us that you are a retarded 13 year old named Wayne.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by madraoul
MORAN!!! More of that Frontline shit I love. One of the funnier portrayals of the far right I must say.

"I must say" is pure Wayne L.

When did you move to Arkansas, Wayne?

DLR7884
Did mother die or kick you out of the house?

[DeadOrAlive]

Originally posted by madraoul
Girl, don't your boy band ass in a bunch now.

I think that was insult toward me...? I have no idea.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
I think that was insult toward me...? I have no idea.

DOA....when communicating with a retard you never know.

DLR7884
That's for sure.

[madraoul]

My ode to good 'ol 7884 (NEXT TIME, DON'T MAKE YOU SCREEN NAME RHYME SO EASY WITH WHORE. Just a thought)

I wish I could, I wish I might.

Find me the penis I can bite tonight.

The balls be pink,

the balls may be blue

I don't care as long as I get the goo...

I fuck pigs. See you in Cabo.

Heaven by Sammy7884

[DLR7884]

If this fucking numbnut could grasp the concept of quoting, we'd know both WHO he was taking to and WHAT the hell he was talking about.

DLR7884
:)

[madraoul]

Sorry dude, I had no clue you were in a boy band. Viva La...what the fuck ever

[madraoul]

What's quoting? Is that like the scroting you love? Spit out the pubes and then reply. Please, have some respect for yourself.

[rustoffa]

How do you pronounce Madraoul?

Is it Mad-rool, or Mad-rowl?

Let me know, I'll write a limerick!

[DeadOrAlive]

Whoa... I think he just put himself to the bottom there... Wow. Never met anybody about as retarded as you. CONGRATULATIONS madraoul!! You win the dumb ass trophy!!

[madraoul]

Dave hates a quitter.

[rustoffa]

*Intermission*

Rustoffa made a faloffa

It cuntsisted of whey and whatoffa

He shaked it and baked it

Now his roof is blownoffa

[DeadOrAlive]

GOOD JOB madraoul!!!

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by madraoul
My ode to good 'ol 7884 (NEXT TIME, DON'T MAKE YOU SCREEN NAME RHYME SO EASY WITH WHORE. Just a thought)

Thanks for the tip. The next time I make a screen name I'll keep in mind that 13 year olds can easily find words that rhyme with the number four.


Originally posted by madraoul
I wish I could, I wish I might.
Find me the penis I can bite tonight.
The balls be pink,
the balls may be blue
I don't care as long as I get the goo...
I fuck pigs. See you in Cabo.
Heaven by Sammy7884

Been saving that little gem all night long, huh?

The sad part is, nobody is even cracking a smile reading that crap.

DLR7884
Try harder, or just give up already.

[madraoul]

Originally posted by rustoffa
How do you pronounce Madraoul?

Is it Mad-rool, or Mad-rowl?

Let me know, I'll write a limerick!

It's RA-OOL. You know, like the Egyptian guy and the fat ass "Hey, Koll-Aid" guy. Don't be ganging up on me. I'm a peace loving guy seeing Dave on Friday.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by madraoul
It's RA-OOL. You know, like the Egyptian guy and the fat ass "Hey, Koll-Aid" guy. Don't be ganging up on me. I'm a peace loving guy seeing Dave on Friday.

Hold on dude...I'm still crying @ my roof being blownoffa....

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by madraoul
Sorry dude, I had no clue you were in a boy band. Viva La...what the fuck ever

Again....who in the fuck are you talking to?


Originally posted by madraoul
Dave hates a quitter.

See my next post.

DLR7884
It's where you quit.

[Matt White]

Talk about "Sunk"?!?

SEESH!!!

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by madraoul
Don't be ganging up on me. I'm a peace loving guy seeing Dave on Friday.

There's the white flag.

Wise choice. You got your ass kicked in this thread.

Enjoy the show on Friday. ;)

DLR7884
Hope your seats are good enough that Dave can spew whiskey from the stage and into your eyes, asshole.

[madraoul]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Thanks for the tip. The next time I make a screen name I'll keep in mind that 13 year olds can easily find words that rhyme with the number four.



Been saving that little gem all night long, huh?

The sad part is, nobody is even cracking a smile reading that crap.

DLR7884
Try harder, or just give up already.


I was fucking dying just writing it. Funny funny shit! Naw dude, I gots myself a million of 'em. I can bring em on all night. Can we now call a truce to this madness. Can't we just get along?

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by madraoul
I was fucking dying just writing it. Funny funny shit! Naw dude, I gots myself a million of 'em. I can bring em on all night. Can we now call a truce to this madness. Can't we just get along?

The "truce" was when you quit.

Can't we get along? Sure we can. Now that you have quit, I'll treat you like I do the others that I fuck up on these boards:

I will leave you alone if, and only if, you refrain from being a fucking idiot. Hopefully, you can handle that and won't need any reminders of the verbal assfucking you took courtesy of me tonight.

DLR7884
That is all....unless you don't want it to be.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by madraoul
I was fucking dying just writing it. Funny funny shit! Naw dude, I gots myself a million of 'em. I can bring em on all night. Can we now call a truce to this madness. Can't we just get along?

See, if it's one thing I know, it's how to diffuse a situation. Transferrence! It's like roolette that's fixed! Let's all rejoice in my shitty limerick!
;)

[DLR7884]

Your limerick was outstanding rustoffa!

DLR7884
Way better than Wayne's.

[madraoul]

Originally posted by DLR7884
There's the white flag.

Wise choice. You got your ass kicked in this thread.

Enjoy the show on Friday. ;)

DLR7884
Hope your seats are good enough that Dave can spew whiskey from the stage and into your eyes, asshole.


OK, where do you think I got my ass kicked on this thread? Oh, I get it. (I give up so your internet buddies still think you're cool.)

Just kidding DLR7884. You're a friend of Roth which makes you a friend of mine. It's been fun tonight. (Seriously, nobody saw that sign with the guy that said Moran?) Besides, I may get pissed off too often an post on the Front Line way too much anyway. Roth on my friends.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by madraoul
OK, where do you think I got my ass kicked on this thread? Oh, I get it. (I give up so your internet buddies still think you're cool.)

Just kidding DLR7884. You're a friend of Roth which makes you a friend of mine. It's been fun tonight. (Seriously, nobody saw that sign with the guy that said Moran?) Besides, I may get pissed off too often an post on the Front Line way too much anyway. Roth on my friends.

Since we're all taking warm showers together now, and since I lampooned myself earlier.....

Here's another shitty limerick.;)

Madraoul went to town to play pool

He wound up outside some school

The teachers freaked out

The cops ran about

Apparently he broke some rule.

[Golden AWe]

SHOO-BOP

I've got to shit now.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
SHOO-BOP

I've got to shit now.

WOW! What a limerick!

Cheers! :bottle:

[madraoul]

Originally posted by DLR7884
The "truce" was when you quit.

Can't we get along? Sure we can. Now that you have quit, I'll treat you like I do the others that I fuck up on these boards:

I will leave you alone if, and only if, you refrain from being a fucking idiot. Hopefully, you can handle that and won't need any reminders of the verbal assfucking you took courtesy of me tonight.

DLR7884
That is all....unless you don't want it to be.


Girl, you have serious issues. If I took an assfucking, I'm probably like the women you drugged. I didn't feel it. What a pathetic little man.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by madraoul
Girl, you have serious issues. If I took an assfucking, I'm probably like the women you drugged. I didn't feel it. What a pathetic little man.

I thought you wanted a fucking truce and that "any friend of DLR is a friend of mine."

Make up your mind, you fucking goon.

DLR7884
God damn.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
WOW! What a limerick!

Cheers! :bottle:


I can't take it.....*tapping out*

All Army, All night.
:)

[madraoul]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Since we're all taking warm showers together now, and since I lampooned myself earlier.....

Here's another shitty limerick.;)

Madraoul went to town to play pool

He wound up outside some school

The teachers freaked out

The cops ran about

Apparently he broke some rule.

I love it!

How about this...

Rustoffa was hanging with Sammy

His ass began to feel kind of jammy

To save him some pain

Sammy grabbed his vein

then Rustoffa's head went blammy

[Anonymous]

Bad move... Stoff was neutral.

Cheers! :bottle:

[madraoul]

I think he's cool enough to deal with the limerick. Shit, the man made me a child molester. What the fuck, I guess I'm not cool anymore.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
WOW! What a limerick!

Cheers! :bottle:

I know.

Takes a real talent!

[MAX]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
I know.

Takes a real talent!

My mother almost got scoffed by Bundy in 1975 in Aspen, CO. No joke.

Still, I think your av is funny...

In a sick AWe fashion. lol :cool:

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by MAX
My mother almost got scoffed by Bundy in 1975 in Aspen, CO. No joke.

Still, I think your av is funny...

In a sick AWe fashion. lol :cool:

Huh...that's cool...in a serious way.

Yeah, I'm the wild, harsh, stunning Ted Bundy of the net universe...uhuhuuhuhu

makes me a really tough guy in the real world, hahahahha

[MAX]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Huh...that's cool...in a serious way.

Yeah, I'm the wild, harsh, stunning Ted Bundy of the net universe...uhuhuuhuhu

makes me a really tough guy in the real world, hahahahha

Easy there AWe.

I'm just sayin' you're one of the only people I know that can pull off having an av like that and have it still be funny.

[Romeo Delight]

:D Nice job Matt

[Matt White]

HA!

EVH's tour of downtown Ripple halls............

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

eddie said he did... god only knows if he actually did it.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by MAX
Easy there AWe.

I'm just sayin' you're one of the only people I know that can pull off having an av like that and have it still be funny.

yeah yeah, this time I was just making fun of myself...ha ha.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by MAX
My mother almost got scoffed by Bundy in 1975 in Aspen, CO. No joke.

Still, I think your av is funny...

In a sick AWe fashion. lol :cool:

My mom's boyfriend's dad's girlfriend was almost captured too. im so glad that creep is dead.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by madraoul
Being a drunk myself, I know that we cry on the drop of a hat. But, I love you guys. You were there for me when she...aw fuck her anyway. CUNT! So what if my career is in the fuckin shitter and my kid snorts Hostess. FUCK! Yankee Rose was always Yankee doze if you ask me. Lifetime movie WHORE!! I WAS ON THRILLER! I WAS ON THRILLER! I hope all you pricks are happy with Van Halen. Ha! You worthless fuckin cunts. Be happy with that while I go to Holland and BE THEIR GOD! I'm not crying, I'm not crying for you...

:D

Sad thing is, ED was on the wagon in 95,' or so I am told. Maybe sobering up brought him to his senses, and that's why he was crying...

[Bill Lumbergh]

The guy that said "Dave was the dude" was wearing a hair hat........FACT!