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right, since you're such a bunch of losers i've decided to share my vast experience with you
try any of the following lines for outstanding results
Do you want to see something swell?
What do you do in your spare time love, cross yer legs!?
Do you enjoy the thrill of sex with a stranger?
Most of the blokes reckon your a right ugly fat cow but I'm willing to let it pass, OK?
Lick your finger then touch them with said finger and say "Lets get you out of those wet clothes."
Does this smell like chloroform?
Your mate won't shag me, will you?
Do you come here ofter? No? Do you want to?
Alright love, ya know i've got a thing for fat birds.
Can you imagine if a panda walked into this room with a knife and then walked back out?
Walk over and look her up and down 3 times from head to toe then say "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
For a fat bird you don't sweat much do you.
Beckon them towards you with your finger.
When they come over you say, 'I knew that if i fingered you long enough you'd come!'
Claim you're a boxer then say that you've got a fight coming up and can't have sex for 2 weeks. Guaranteed to work everytime!
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stair way to heaven.
Heard this used by my friend and it actually worked, "I’ve got a really small penis but am eager to please."
Can I buy you a drink or give you the money for that one.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
reaction: ahh thats cute
And landed on your face!!
Stare and say "well it's not going to suck itself."
Lie down, I think I love you.
Come and get me, I'm full of babies.
Your legs remind me of the Eiffel tower, all the attractions are at the top.
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.
Ello darlin', fancy a fuck?
No.
Well, you wanna lay down while I have one?
Say to her "dear diary, Jackpot!"
If she's a quadraplegic feminist..."Nice tits!"
Walk up to a woman you don't know...
You say "Big, fat, hungry polar bear!"
Her "What???"
You say "Breaks the ice, doesn't it"
try any of the following lines for outstanding results
Do you want to see something swell?
What do you do in your spare time love, cross yer legs!?
Do you enjoy the thrill of sex with a stranger?
Most of the blokes reckon your a right ugly fat cow but I'm willing to let it pass, OK?
Lick your finger then touch them with said finger and say "Lets get you out of those wet clothes."
Does this smell like chloroform?
Your mate won't shag me, will you?
Do you come here ofter? No? Do you want to?
Alright love, ya know i've got a thing for fat birds.
Can you imagine if a panda walked into this room with a knife and then walked back out?
Walk over and look her up and down 3 times from head to toe then say "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
For a fat bird you don't sweat much do you.
Beckon them towards you with your finger.
When they come over you say, 'I knew that if i fingered you long enough you'd come!'
Claim you're a boxer then say that you've got a fight coming up and can't have sex for 2 weeks. Guaranteed to work everytime!
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stair way to heaven.
Heard this used by my friend and it actually worked, "I’ve got a really small penis but am eager to please."
Can I buy you a drink or give you the money for that one.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
reaction: ahh thats cute
And landed on your face!!
Stare and say "well it's not going to suck itself."
Lie down, I think I love you.
Come and get me, I'm full of babies.
Your legs remind me of the Eiffel tower, all the attractions are at the top.
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.
Ello darlin', fancy a fuck?
No.
Well, you wanna lay down while I have one?
Say to her "dear diary, Jackpot!"
If she's a quadraplegic feminist..."Nice tits!"
Walk up to a woman you don't know...
You say "Big, fat, hungry polar bear!"
Her "What???"
You say "Breaks the ice, doesn't it"
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