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  • ritetoolforjob
    Banned
    • Mar 2005
    • 824

    dave's unemployment

    does anybody know if dave's unemployment benefits run out before his new job starts in january? if they do maybe dave should cut a christmas album full of his yuletide favorites.
  • ritetoolforjob
    Banned
    • Mar 2005
    • 824

    #2
    let's have a poll for the songs he should record.

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    • bueno bob
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 22830

      #3
      Re: dave's unemployment

      Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
      I need to have a good link to "bear" porn - preferentially, the men should be VERY large, VERY aggressive, VERY hairy and VERY oily.

      That's the way Hagar fans roll! Look at our icon.
      Twistin' by the pool.

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      • bueno bob
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 22830

        #4
        Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
        let's have a poll for the songs he should record.
        How about "Fuck off" for starters?
        Twistin' by the pool.

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        • ritetoolforjob
          Banned
          • Mar 2005
          • 824

          #5
          don't know that one...how does it go?

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          • bueno bob
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 22830

            #6
            Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
            don't know that one...how does it go?
            It's almost a punk song, really - it goes:

            "Ritetool, Ritetool - OOOH YEAH, RITETOOL FUCK OFF!!!
            Ritetool, Ritetool - OOOH YEAH, RITETOOL FUCK OFF!!!
            Ritetool, Ritetool - OOOH YEAH, RITETOOL FUCK OFF!!!
            Ritetool, Ritetool - OOOH YEAH, RITETOOL FUCK OFF!!!
            Ritetool, Ritetool - OOOH YEAH, RITETOOL FUCK OFF!!!
            Ritetool, Ritetool - OOOH YEAH, RITETOOL FUCK OFF!!!
            Ritetool, Ritetool - OOOH YEAH, RITETOOL FUCK OFF!!!
            Ritetool, Ritetool - OOOH YEAH, RITETOOL FUCK OFF!!!
            Ritetool, Ritetool - OOOH YEAH, RITETOOL FUCK OFF!!!
            Ritetool, Ritetool - OOOH YEAH, RITETOOL FUCK OFF!!!"

            Solo Break

            "Ritetool, Ritetool - OOOH YEAH, RITETOOL FUCK OFF!!!
            Ritetool, Ritetool - OOOH YEAH, RITETOOL FUCK OFF!!!
            Ritetool, Ritetool - OOOH YEAH, RITETOOL FUCK OFF!!!
            Ritetool, Ritetool - OOOH YEAH, RITETOOL FUCK OFF!!!
            Ritetool, Ritetool - OOOH YEAH, RITETOOL FUCK OFF!!!
            Ritetool, Ritetool - OOOH YEAH, RITETOOL FUCK OFF!!!
            Ritetool, Ritetool - OOOH YEAH, RITETOOL FUCK OFF!!!
            Ritetool, Ritetool - OOOH YEAH, RITETOOL FUCK OFF!!!
            Ritetool, Ritetool - OOOH YEAH, RITETOOL FUCK OFF!!!
            Ritetool, Ritetool - OOOH YEAH, RITETOOL FUCK OFF!!!"

            Pretty cool, hunh? It's one of my favorite holiday songs. Gets me festive every time I hear it
            Twistin' by the pool.

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            • Golden AWe
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 33647

              #7
              Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
              don't know that one...how does it go?
              FACK ORF .
              Originally posted by Cato
              Golden, why are you FAT?
              Originally posted by lesfunk
              Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
              http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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              • WARF
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 15318

                #8
                When does your unemployment run out tool?

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                • bueno bob
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 22830

                  #9
                  Originally posted by WARF
                  When does your unemployment run out tool?
                  Oh, you didn't know? He's been so busy spamming here, he never got around to filling out the paperwork and lost his window of opportunity.

                  Poor little guy. Almost makes you feel sad for him.

                  Almost.
                  Twistin' by the pool.

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                  • bantonelli
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 2629

                    #10
                    Re: dave's unemployment

                    Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
                    does anybody know if dave's unemployment benefits run out before his new job starts in january? if they do maybe dave should cut a christmas album full of his yuletide favorites.
                    RitetoolfortheJob - just a reminder.....I gave my Nigerian friend your email address so that he can send you a request for your donation to his Government Organization SCAM....


                    at that point, I don't think you'll be playing Santa this year..


                    and BTW...may God Bless you and your generous and naive donation to the Nigerian SCAM Society
                    "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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                    • WARF
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 15318

                      #11
                      So which moderator is he BOB?

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                      • bueno bob
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 22830

                        #12
                        Originally posted by WARF
                        So which moderator is he BOB?
                        Sheep Pen Admin, you mean? Ain't us...I don't think anyway...but if it was, it could only be Bill Lumbergh, gay as he is!
                        Twistin' by the pool.

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                        • WARF
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 15318

                          #13
                          Should I just fucking close these worthless threads?

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                          • bueno bob
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 22830

                            #14
                            Originally posted by WARF
                            Should I just fucking close these worthless threads?
                            The "Gotta Shit" one, sure...leave a few open if you can, his ass is getting inducted, and it'd be nice to have the firepower...I get the feeling there's going to be a MASS Sheep Pen effort on this one...first UNIFIED front we've done in some time.

                            Should prove fun.
                            Twistin' by the pool.

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                            • twonabomber
                              formerly F A T
                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 11191

                              #15
                              Originally posted by WARF
                              Should I just fucking close these worthless threads?
                              you have to ask?
                              Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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