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  • MERRYKISSMASS2U
    Full Member Status

    • Mar 2004
    • 4372
    #1

    New Van Hagar Song.

    due to evh's sad state of affairs, he lacks the ability to write new material. Thus, he butchered a classic and made it relevant to his life with sammy.

    (One, two, three, four)
    Ooh yeah! Ow-ow!
    You better send me a dollar, baby, no pain
    Im no longer loaded baby,it all went down the drain

    Somebody send me a doctor

    You better get out your credit card, dont got no green
    Im sick in the head baby, i fuck sheep spleen


    Somebody send me a dollar (Ooh!)
    Somebody send me a dollar

    Yeah! I'm feelin' sammy's dick
    And I'm suckin, on that stick

    Woo, woo!

    (No Guitar Solo because EVH forgot how to play; Wolfie will have to do it for him)

    Uh! Uh! Uh!
    Yes, yes, umm, yes, harder, , yeah, yeah!
    Woo!
    Oh, woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!

    Ow!
    Ooo!

    Ya better call up the bank, feelin po'
    Need some ass baby, cant even afford a ho

    Somebody send me a dollar. Oh, yeah!
    Somebody send me a dollar. Ooh, ooh!
    Somebody send me a dollar. ah yeah!

    Somebody give me some change!
    Tags: hagar, song, van
    • DLR7884
      ROCKSTAR

      • Jan 2004
      • 5847
      #2
      Trying too hard.

      DLR7884
      That was stupid.
      Originally Posted by WARF:
      DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.

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        • MERRYKISSMASS2U
          Full Member Status

          • Mar 2004
          • 4372
          #3
          Originally posted by DLR7884
          Trying too hard.

          DLR7884
          That was stupid.
          it was a response to something Imapus said in the "Im gonna be rich" thread.

          MERRYKISSMYASS
          you know whats stupid is taking the time to write your fucking nick out in every single fucking post. thats whats dumb.

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            • Golden AWe
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 33647
              #4
              You're not handling the critics too well, MERRYKISSMASSDUDE...you do sound like Van Hagar!
              Originally posted by Cato
              Golden, why are you FAT?
              Originally posted by lesfunk
              Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
              http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                • fryingdutchman
                  Full Member Status

                  • Feb 2005
                  • 4132
                  #5
                  Sheep spleen?
                  Originally posted by perilouspete
                  fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                    • MERRYKISSMASS2U
                      Full Member Status

                      • Mar 2004
                      • 4372
                      #6
                      Originally posted by fryingdutchman
                      Sheep spleen?
                      im not simon nor am i garfunkel.

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                        • ELVIS
                          Banned
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 44120
                          #7
                          Originally posted by DLR7884

                          That was stupid.
                          Embarrassingly so...

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                            • Nickdfresh
                              SUPER MODERATOR

                              • Oct 2004
                              • 49136
                              #8
                              Originally posted by ELVIS
                              Embarrassingly so...
                              Beyond embarrassing, like shitting out of his mouth really...

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                                • Jimmy Jingles
                                  Veteran
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 1611
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                                  Beyond embarrassing, like shitting out of his mouth really...

                                  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
                                  23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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                                    • MERRYKISSMASS2U
                                      Full Member Status

                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 4372
                                      #10
                                      <IMG SRC="http://youloveshit.com/images/pic001.jpg"></IMG>

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                                        • jimothy60
                                          Roth Army Recruit
                                          • Nov 2005
                                          • 13
                                          #11
                                          Man, this really makes me want to puke.

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                                            • Jurak
                                              Foot Soldier
                                              • Mar 2005
                                              • 607
                                              #12
                                              nice shot........
                                              "Hear that O.F.? If old school Army gals with solid track records of contribution choose to bless us with their tits, ass, vagina, or just sexy eye shots, leave them be (at least until I've had a chance to rub one out)..."
                                              That is all.
                                              Icon.



                                              "we've always known that van hagar fans are the stupidest people on the planet but my god! "

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