Is there anything more repulsive than Samuel Roy Hagar?!?!

[WARF]

David Lee Roth will always be more a showsman than Hagar, right up until that last folicle of hair falls out of his head. Sammy Hagar is such a fucking tool, and his performances READ OUT like long 30 minute informercials for his shitty fucking tequila, and the fucking clear channel! He has about as much personality as a number 2 pencil... seriously... in 1985 Eddie Van Halen hired a fucking CARDBOARD BOX to front the world's greatest rock n' roll band. Yeah... some people thought the DLR spandex and buttless chaps were gay, but atleast he never wore sandals and CAPRI PANTS on stage! Jesus!! You would think it was Celine Dion on tour with his RONALD MCDONALD-ESQUE fashion expression! Yeah, he might have a little bit of range in his voice... but who fucking cares... when his material is medicore at best, and he walks around onstage talking more about his fucking cabo wabo than singin' his fucking music! LAME! LAME!

Oh, let's not forget his fans! It seems like every fan of his are about as boring as Sammy Hagar himself, and with the except of a couple hot chicks who join him onstage for a shot of tequila, most of his fanbase including rediciously overweight woman, and ugly lookin' men with mullets. You can tell this immediately at the Sam & Dave tour... the DLR fans are the ones drinking JD and surrounded by good lookin' woman... the Hagar fans are ugly and fat... and look like they have low self esteem about themselves!

That's probably why they find the Hagar catelogue interesting... calling it the more mature Van Halen... or that OU812 has more meaningful lyrics!

Give me a fucking break!
Sammy Hagar is the most hideous creature ever to walk planet earth!
He makes even the HOTTEST WOMAN look like fucking Sandra Bernhardt when they stand next to him.
I detest Sammy Hagar.
I FUCKING HATE HIM! HATE HIM HATE HIM!
Ugggggggghhhh!
I'd rather watch BEACHES with my grandmother, than listen to a Van Hagar album!
FUCK HIM!!!

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

ric, i love that! im also disappointed in you ric because you changed your sig.

[WARF]

I found this honeymoon picture in the picture forum.
I think i'm gonna keep it for awhile.
Fucking fags!

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by WARF
I found this honeymoon picture in the picture forum.
I think i'm gonna keep it for awhile.
Fucking fags!

at least put the other image in your sig ric. people love to see you with that boa!

[WARF]

Don't worry, I will have another Famous Flair quote soon.. regarding the bounty hunters Bob Orton and Harley Race to end his career for $25,000.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

DUDE, why do you always talk in fucking 3rd person?

Originally posted by WARF
Don't worry, I will have another Famous Flair quote soon.. regarding the bounty hunters Bob Orton and Harley Race to end his career for $25,000.

that should have been....

Originally posted by WARF
Don't worry, I will have another Famous Flair quote soon.. regarding the bounty hunters Bob Orton and Harley Race to end my career for $25,000.

[ritetoolforjob]

pick any picture of dave from the past couple of years

[ELVIS]

Is there anything more repulsive than Samuel Francis Hagar?!?!

Yes, the fact that you know his middle name...

[WARF]

When I think of the word Francis... I think of the fat dude who stole pee wee's bike!

[ELVIS]

I don't think about sammy Hagar at all, until I come to the David Lee Roth Army and see Sammy Hagar this and that bullshit all over the place...


Will it ever fucking end ??

[WARF]

Originally posted by ELVIS
I don't think about sammy Hagar at all, until I come to the David Lee Roth Army and see Sammy Hagar this and that bullshit all over the place...


Will it ever fucking end ??

Only if you choose to click cancel...

[ELVIS]

~Ha!~

[WARF]

The fucking website has no focus with sarge gone.
It's like a totally different place.

Threads closed... threads deleted.

Sarge fucking hates that shit.

[WARF]

Not that it's bad... it's just different.

We're Old School ELVIS.
We're the backbone of this website... without us and some of the other army vets... there is no Roth Army.
Me and pojo were talkin' about this the other day.
Can you honestly remember having a conversation with any new members from the last year or so?

[ritetoolforjob]

the site is gone downhill because there is nothing going on in dave's career. his career in music seems to be dead. there is nothing new to talk about.