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  • mako_kimura
    Sniper
    • Jul 2005
    • 826

    the gayest and poorest excuse for a metal band

    the gayest band ever to hit airwaves, feel free to comment freely
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  • Jurak
    Foot Soldier
    • Mar 2005
    • 607

    #2
    Who the fuck is that,... Ann and Nancy Wilson......... :p
    "Hear that O.F.? If old school Army gals with solid track records of contribution choose to bless us with their tits, ass, vagina, or just sexy eye shots, leave them be (at least until I've had a chance to rub one out)..."
    That is all.
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    "we've always known that van hagar fans are the stupidest people on the planet but my god! "

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    • Mr. Vengeance
      Full Member Status

      • Nov 2004
      • 4148

      #3
      Fucking Nelson were never metal to begin with.

      But that doesn't lessen their gayness.
      Stay Frosty, muthas!

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      • mako_kimura
        Sniper
        • Jul 2005
        • 826

        #4
        they thought they were metal, just because they had shitty guitar solos
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        Did I ever hurt you in any way? If I did, then hear my apology: FUCK YOU!

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        • Jurak
          Foot Soldier
          • Mar 2005
          • 607

          #5
          oh, I'm glad that's all cleared up!
          "Hear that O.F.? If old school Army gals with solid track records of contribution choose to bless us with their tits, ass, vagina, or just sexy eye shots, leave them be (at least until I've had a chance to rub one out)..."
          That is all.
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          "we've always known that van hagar fans are the stupidest people on the planet but my god! "

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          • mako_kimura
            Sniper
            • Jul 2005
            • 826

            #6
            you didn't know who they were?
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            Did I ever hurt you in any way? If I did, then hear my apology: FUCK YOU!

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            • ritetoolforjob
              Banned
              • Mar 2005
              • 824

              #7
              dave tried to be pretty in the skyscraper tourbook. he looked really gay and ugly.

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              • Jurak
                Foot Soldier
                • Mar 2005
                • 607

                #8
                like yourself eh, Dipshit Mcfucknuts.
                "Hear that O.F.? If old school Army gals with solid track records of contribution choose to bless us with their tits, ass, vagina, or just sexy eye shots, leave them be (at least until I've had a chance to rub one out)..."
                That is all.
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                "we've always known that van hagar fans are the stupidest people on the planet but my god! "

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                • Dan
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12179

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
                  I look really gay and ugly.
                  First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                  • mako_kimura
                    Sniper
                    • Jul 2005
                    • 826

                    #10
                    here's another shitty pic
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                    • Coyote
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 8185

                      #11
                      Poison. That, or Bon Jovi...
                      Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                      Originally posted by Seshmeister
                      It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                      • DLRDUDE
                        Roadie
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 195

                        #12
                        Poison was cool. Say what you want to about Bon Jovi but they were killer in the 80's and just about any chick I knew back then dug 'em and my wife still plays their CDs. Love em or hate them they sold millions of albums, CDs and nobody sold out a show like they did back then.
                        There are those that do and those that don't. Those that didn't see what those that did had done and wish they had especially when "She looked so F#*kin GOOD"

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                        • MERRYKISSMASS2U
                          Full Member Status

                          • Mar 2004
                          • 4372

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Jurak
                          like yourself eh, Dipshit Mcfucknuts.
                          What ever happened to Dickface Mcslapnuts? He was a funny poster.

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                          • Mr Badguy
                            Full Member Status

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 3554

                            #14
                            Originally posted by DLRDUDE
                            Poison was cool. Say what you want to about Bon Jovi but they were killer in the 80's and just about any chick I knew back then dug 'em and my wife still plays their CDs. Love em or hate them they sold millions of albums, CDs and nobody sold out a show like they did back then.
                            Yeah, but you have to admit that their gayness has multiplied many times since "New Jersey".

                            "Always" = gay.

                            "Bed of roses" = gay.

                            "This ain`t a love song" = gay.

                            "Bounce" = gay.

                            "Have a nice day" = gay.

                            Let`s face it, Bon Jovi are GAY.
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                            Sitting on a park bench!

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                            • Coyote
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 8185

                              #15
                              Many thanks, Mr. B.
                              Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                              Originally posted by Seshmeister
                              It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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