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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32555

    Need More Proof Tom Cruise is a Fucking LOON ????

    Tom the amateur ob-gyn

    Says he's got sonogram gizmo for Katie

    BY HELEN KENNEDY
    DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

    Tom Cruise thinks his unborn child is ready for a closeup - lots and lots of closeups.
    The movie star told Barbara Walters in an upcoming interview that he bought himself the medical device to give pregnant fiancée Katie Holmes a sonogram whenever he wants.

    "I bought a sonogram machine," Cruise told Walters. "I am going to donate it to a hospital when we are done."

    Taken aback, Walters said, "Wait, you are going to do your own sonogram?" "Yes," he replied, chuckling.

    Experts were shocked.

    "These machines create energy, sound waves. If used for short periods of time - not as a toy - it is safe. But there is some evidence that prolonged or repetitive ultrasounds can be dangerous," said Dr. Jacques Moritz, an obstetrician at St. Luke's-Roosevelt Hospital Center.

    A sonogram allows expectant parents to see an image of their unborn baby. The machines can cost up to $200,000.

    Ob-gyns avoid exposing fetuses to the powerful high-frequency sound waves any more than necessary. The average woman may get two or three during the course of a pregnancy and each session lasts only about five or six minutes.

    "There's a big sticker on mine that says, 'this machine is for diagnostic and not entertainment uses.' Frankly, I'm surprised someone sold him one. You have to be a licensed physician or technician to even buy one," Moritz said.

    Cruise didn't say where he got it, or if he'll have trained technicians at home to help run it.

    Brad Imler, president of American Pregnancy Association, said sonograms should always be performed by a doctor.

    "It is a noninvasive procedure that is considered safe, but that's under a doctor's care," Imler said. "There's an absence of documentation about the safety of sonograms when performed frequently or over a long period of time."

    The FDA has issued several warnings about the commercial keepsake sonogram outfits popping up in malls with names like Fetal Fotos and Womb with a View.

    The sonogram saga is the latest weird twist in the overhyped Cruise-Holmes romance, which cynics suggest is all a publicity ploy.

    More recently, Cruise made waves by announcing that his Scientology beliefs dictated that his starlet gal pal would have to give birth without drugs and in total silence.

    Originally published on November 24, 2005
    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
  • MERRYKISSMASS2U
    Full Member Status

    • Mar 2004
    • 4372

    #2
    thank you loungemachine. i didnt really need more proof of his lack of a head these days, but the shitstack grows bigger everyday nonetheless!

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    • LoungeMachine
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 32555

      #3
      He should have called me.

      I would have put her in the stirrups, grabbed my digital, and taken all the closeups of Jr. he wanted.

      AND he would have saved 200K
      Originally posted by Kristy
      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
      Originally posted by cadaverdog
      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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      • twonabomber
        formerly F A T
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Jan 2004
        • 11189

        #4
        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
        "But there is some evidence that prolonged or repetitive ultrasounds can be dangerous," said Dr. Jacques Moritz, an obstetrician at St. Luke's-Roosevelt Hospital Center.

        L. Ron Hubbard says this guy is full of shit.
        Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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        • LoungeMachine
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 32555

          #5
          Originally posted by twonabomber
          L. Ron Hubbard says this guy is full of shit.
          LMMFAO
          Originally posted by Kristy
          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
          Originally posted by cadaverdog
          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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          • MERRYKISSMASS2U
            Full Member Status

            • Mar 2004
            • 4372

            #6
            Originally posted by twonabomber
            L. Ron Hubbard says this guy is full of shit.
            hahahah! dude the man looks like he is full of shit.
            <img src="https://www.criminon.org/about-us/images/l-ron-hubbard.jpg"></img>

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            • EbDawson
              Veteran
              • Apr 2004
              • 1674

              #7
              Re: Need More Proof Tom Cruise is a Fucking LOON ????

              Originally posted by LoungeMachine
              More recently, Cruise made waves by announcing that his Scientology beliefs dictated that his starlet gal pal would have to give birth without drugs and in total silence.

              OUCH!
              "If anyone came here hoping to hear Sammy Hagar Van Halen, there's the fucking door, man!" Ralph Saenz, Atomic Punks

              "Carpe Mammarium"

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              • MERRYKISSMASS2U
                Full Member Status

                • Mar 2004
                • 4372

                #8
                total silence? how the fuck?

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                • ashstralia
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 6555

                  #9
                  the short arsed little freak is turning into howard hughes!

                  i can't believe nicole's moment of madness.

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                  • frets5150
                    Commando
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 1461

                    #10
                    Now Dickface won't need that sonogram machine
                    Last edited by frets5150; 11-25-2005, 06:11 AM.

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                    • frets5150
                      Commando
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 1461

                      #11
                      Last edited by frets5150; 11-25-2005, 06:12 AM.

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                      • frets5150
                        Commando
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 1461

                        #12
                        FUCKIN DUPES
                        Last edited by frets5150; 11-25-2005, 06:12 AM.

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                        • saint
                          Foot Soldier
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 688

                          #13
                          No
                          http://web.telia.com/~u55014187/kor.gif

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                          • Hardrock69
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 21834

                            #14
                            Watch his child be born without a brain.....

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                            • Terry
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 11951

                              #15
                              Cruise...just gets stranger by the minute.

                              Whatever.
                              Scramby eggs and bacon.

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