Mike Anthony Is A "hottie"

[bantonelli]

Well, looks like Mike Anthony is becoming somewhat of a "HOTTIE" with his MAD SAUCE to be featured and sold in Hard Rock Cafes across the Country.

Here is his tour schedule for promoting the only HOT SAUCE in AMERICA that clears your sinuses, makes your eyes water and best of all....turns your dull hair do into a Semi-Good Lookin' MULLET Perfection! :) :)


Do your Meet n' Greet with Mikey per the following scheduled dates, if you dare:

Originally Posted by ZahZoo
12/7 - New York, NY
12/8 - Philadelphia, PA
12/9 - Boston, MA
12/12 - Chicago, IL
12/14 - San Francisco, CA
12/15 - Los Angeles, CA (Beverly Center)

Appearance times in all cities are 11:45am - 1:00pm

[WARF]

I'll spit in his face!

[DrMaddVibe]

Who is Michael Anthony?

[Big Fat Sammy]

He's on tour!

LMAO!

Will he be doing a bass solo too?

[bantonelli]

MA is such a TROLL, but I thought this was hilarious. Maybe Ed should start using this Toxic Tonic.....not only will it change his hairstyle back to the 70's, but maybe he'lll subsitute Hot Sauce for Vodka...unless Absolute has a "Hot Vodka" flavor ?

[bueno bob]

I plan on asking him what happened to his balls in 1985...

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I plan on asking him what happened to his balls in 1985...

Bueno, are you going to go ???? Are you going to put him in Check regarding DAVE and that Cabo Turd he's been seen shadowing behind?

[DrMaddVibe]

Have him sign a bottle with his name...bassplayer...post a pic and be a god!

[Big Fat Sammy]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
Have him sign a bottle with his name...bassplayer...post a pic and be a god!

THAT would RULE! :D :D :D


But be ready to spend $120 for it!

[DlocRoth]

Yo Bob.... iz zat Daphne Zuniga?

[Nickdfresh]

Sauce so hot, it will put hair plugs on your chest.

[DrMaddVibe]

If it can put plugs in my ears when he "plays"...it'll be worth every fuckin' penny!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
If it can put plugs in my ears when he "plays"...it'll be worth every fuckin' penny!

I'd pay another $8.95 on a CVH reunion concert ticket (the price for a bottle of his hot sauce, which is ridiculous) not hear his bass solo.

But then again, when would I go for beer?

[rustoffa]

:cool:

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/2821/mike5hf.jpg

[Big Fat Sammy]

Does he not know he STILL has a mullet? Whats up with that guy?

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
Does he not know he STILL has a mullet? Whats up with that guy?

He's a MULLET on a mission and he just don't get it!

I read an interview with MA's wife, Sue, and she definitely described him as a ROCK STAR (LMAO!!) - so he is obviously under the assumption that his DO is the ultimate COOL, especially with Bass in hand .

Both he and his wife have blinders on.... or smokin something cheap.

[Diamondjimi]

Said "BASSPLAYER"'S HOTSAUCE......two words......

ANAL LEAKAGE !

[Mezro]

Originally posted by bantonelli

12/14 - San Francisco, CA


Mike Anthony meet Mezro.

Mezro...this should be fun...

[Nickdfresh]

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/2821/mike5hf.jpg

I just spit my beer up.:D

[Steve Savicki]

Originally posted by Mezro
Mike Anthony meet Mezro.

Mezro...this should be fun...
So does this mean the main page will be updated very soon?

[twonabomber]

the food at the Hard Rock sucks, i doubt this sauce is gonna make it taste any better.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/2821/mike5hf.jpg

I just spit my beer up.:D

Mad Mike's path of self-humiliation knew no bounds....

[bantonelli]

LMAO....Is it true MIKEY'S MAD SAUCE makes you grow Boobs too???

That would be a selling point!

[Wayne L.]

I plan on trying some of Mike's hot sauce when I get the chance but HOPEFULLY he will have the mild kind before too long.

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
I plan on trying some of Mike's hot sauce when I get the chance but HOPEFULLY he will have the mild kind before too long.

Are you prepared to pay an ARM and a LEG for it? Smother it on your BBQ Hash and dip your Hush Puppies in it.

[Wayne L.]

I'll just have some at the Hard Rock Cafe wherever I'm at on a hamburger INSTEAD of buying the full bottle bantonelli.

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
I'll just have some at the Hard Rock Cafe wherever I'm at on a hamburger INSTEAD of buying the full bottle bantonelli.

Sounds like a plan, Wayne. Why buy the Bottle, when you get the Sauce for FREE! (well, almost...depending on how much a burger at HRC is?)

Wow......from VH Bass Player to Sauce Pusher.....I wonder if Mikey ever thought his career would take on such a Mullet Dive into HOT oblivion?

[Hardrock69]

Perhaps his sauce is so hot it causes your dick to fall off and a crack to appear between your legs...
:D

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Perhaps his sauce is so hot it causes your dick to fall off and a crack to appear between your legs...
:D

ROTFLMMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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