The 2005 Roth Army Awards ( RAA ) Category List [Archive]

LoungeMachine

12-08-2005, 09:12 PM

Well kats, and kittens, peeps and sheeps, rockers and mockers alike, it's time to announce the Categories for The First Annual Rothie Awards!!!!

Your 2005 Rothies Committee members have slaved for....well.....minutes over these carefully chosen categories.

Some came from suggestions of the great unwashed among you, and many were pulled directly from our collective asses.

These are final, and please feel free to now throw your nominations to the wall and see what sticks. Please include Links for any obscure nominations, and please keep the personal animosity, insults, and flame wars to other threads, for if we wanted to read your fucking baggage laden dirty laundry, we'd hack your PM Box.

Your Fine Committee, Co-Chairs myself and Rustoffa, Rikk, Matt White, Warham, and Guitar Shark will announce the Nominees by the end of this weekend. Some have already been determined, but many spots are still open and we're waiting for your input.

Don't bother with nominations for The SARGE AWARD for lifetime achievement, because frankly you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Also please don't clog this thread up by quoting any of this alcohol fueled diatribe, reading it once is enough for any of us.

With that being said.................LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!!!!

-Kip

Categories open for nomination for the 2005 Rothies

Best Thread
Best Thread Title
Best Poster
Best Signature
Best Avatar
Best User Name
Member of the Year
Mod of the Year
Admin of the Year
Funniest DLR Rumor of the Year
Worst DLR Rumor of the Year
Best editing of a thread title by a Mod/Webbie
Best Single Photoshop
Best Overall Photoshopper
Funniest Overall Picture
Best Nipple as a Birthmark
Best Pron poster
Best Pron Thread
Best I’m Leaving Thread
Best Owning
Worst Owned
Best Newbie
Worst Troll
Best Alias
Biggest Male Tease
Biggest Female Tease
Biggest Attention Whore
Best Flame War
Gayest Overall Post
Gayest Overall Thread
Neo-Con Shitbag of the Year
Tin Foil Liberal Wacko of the Year
Best Frontline Thread
Funniest Frontline Conspiracy Theory
Frontline Hypocrite of the Year
Best Pen Admin
Funniest Pen Thread
Funniest Pen Post
Best Owning of a Sheep
Sheep of the Year

The Sarge Award The Lifetime Achievement Award given to the ARMY member who best represents the Skills That Thrill The Breast of the Breasts

:cool: :cool: :cool:

Unchainme

12-08-2005, 09:26 PM

Sorry Had to edit this.

LoungeMachine

12-08-2005, 09:30 PM

LMAO @ UnCh

Yes, my son, you are most likely on the short list......

[ but the competition is also worthy ]

ALinChainz

12-08-2005, 09:33 PM

I think I see a couple ...

:cool:

Unchainme

12-08-2005, 09:34 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMAO @ UnCh

Yes, my son, you are most likely on the short list......

[ but the competition is also worthy ]

I know but i'll learn from my mistake and rise above like a Phoenix from the ashes. (Hope that didn't sound gay :).)

NATEDOG001976

12-08-2005, 09:35 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMAO @ UnCh

Yes, my son, you are most likely on the short list......

[ but the competition is also worthy ]

Lol

Dave's Bitch

12-08-2005, 10:08 PM

this is gonna be awesome.i cant wait to see this

Matt White

12-08-2005, 10:17 PM

LET THE GAMES....COMMENCE

Anonymous

12-08-2005, 10:19 PM

No 'Cunt of the Year Award'?

This is gonna be as bad as the Oscars, then. With that same line of thought, I bet MAX is gonna win a shitload of them because he has a Gladiator avatar.

Cheers! :bottle:

diamondsgirl

12-08-2005, 10:46 PM

can we nominate members of the committee?

Anonymous

12-08-2005, 10:51 PM

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
can we nominate members of the committee?

Grate question, DG. My opinion is that those pric... I mean, those MOST EXCELLENT peeps should be excluded. Just so there's no cheating. Not that those honourable human beings would cheat, of course. *nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink*

Cheers! :bottle:

LoungeMachine

12-08-2005, 11:14 PM

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
No 'Cunt of the Year Award'?

:rolleyes:

There's no pleasing sum peoples ;)

No Cunt
No Gunt
No Runt
No Shunt
No Bunt
No Funt [Alan, or otherwise]
No Stunt

We also at the last minute had to scratch Ungrateful Never Satisfied Port-u-geezer of the Year.

Bummer, huh?:D

LoungeMachine

12-08-2005, 11:17 PM

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
can we nominate members of the committee?

Why the hell not? :D

Price -Waterhouse will be tallying all votes anywhooo

:cool:

Anonymous

12-08-2005, 11:20 PM

That's it, I'm not watching this crap anymore. What about music acts? Are you even hiring some real bands? Or are you guys going for the "flavour-of-month" crap like the Oscars? And who's the celebrity hosting this piece of... this wonderful event? I sure hope it's Sylvia Saint.

You have to understand, this is constructive criticism. I'm also VERY bored. And everyone knows how annoying bored peeps can be.

Take a look at me.

Cheers! :bottle:

Golden AWe

12-08-2005, 11:24 PM

i'm a walking waterloo!!!

rustoffa

12-08-2005, 11:26 PM

That's alot of categories.

Just start throwing suggestions/nominations out there.

For example, If you're a fan of thread titles?

Throw a link up, or copy and paiste.....

Hagar doesn't even amount to the juice squeezed from an old whores soiled Tampon

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3201

Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
Sammy Hagar
Your value doesn't even amount to the juice squeezed from an old whore's soiled Tampon. Do the world a favor: go where no-one has ever been before - and stay there, you Grandma-chasing bloomer fetishist.

It's gonna be a long weekend.
;)

LoungeMachine

12-08-2005, 11:29 PM

Originally posted by Golden AWe
i'm a walking waterloo!!!

ABBA ?

Or Napoleon ?

rustoffa

12-08-2005, 11:32 PM

Originally posted by rustoffa
That's alot of categories.

Just start throwing suggestions/nominations out there.

For example, If you're a fan of thread titles?

Throw a link up, or copy and paiste.....

Hagar doesn't even amount to the juice squeezed from an old whores soiled Tampon

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3201

It's gonna be a long weekend.
;)

That right there was strictly an example. "2005"

It's all about discipline.

ALinChainz

12-08-2005, 11:35 PM

Can any of the committee be bribed?

Rikk

12-08-2005, 11:40 PM

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Can any of the committee be bribed?

Yes.

LoungeMachine

12-08-2005, 11:41 PM

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Can any of the committee be bribed?

We have a winner in the "Rhetorical Question' Category :cool:

Trust us, AL

Ally, DG, and the others have a little more to offer in the Bribe Dept. ;)

Unless you're prepared to part with your autographed copy of Diver Down signed by Joe Thunder :D

LoungeMachine

12-08-2005, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by rustoffa
That right there was strictly an example. "2005"

It's all about zero discipline.

;)

LoungeMachine

12-09-2005, 12:03 AM

New mail in Committee HoTMaiL acct.

rustoffa

12-09-2005, 12:09 AM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine

Originally posted by rustoffa
That right there was strictly an example. "2005"

It's all about zero discipline. ;)

Bingo!

Bingo?
:D

Ally_Kat

12-09-2005, 12:15 AM

I totally shredded One Voice back in the day in the one WTC thread in the Front Line. Ah, good time.

Guitar Shark

12-09-2005, 12:20 AM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
New mail in Committee HoTMaiL acct.

New reply, oh Lounging one...

LoungeMachine

12-09-2005, 12:24 AM

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
New reply, oh Lounging one...

" Off the clock " I hope.....;)

Hardrock69

12-09-2005, 01:48 AM

hmmm very interesting....

Golden AWe

12-09-2005, 05:59 AM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
ABBA ?

Or Napoleon ?

If it's about enjoying life in general, ABBA, if about lovelife, Napoleon!!!

"One of us is frying..."

Coyote

12-09-2005, 07:09 AM

"One of us is dying, in a fooking wok"

Warham

12-09-2005, 07:31 AM

Tension is filling the air as the nominations are about to be revealed!

Coyote

12-09-2005, 08:00 AM

Originally posted by Warham
Tension is filling the air as the nominations are about to be revealed!

That, or the smell of sheep farts.

Jimmy Jingles

12-09-2005, 10:20 AM

I see many names appearing on the horizon....

Jesterstar

Katydid

Flabby Shadow

Ritetool (in ass)

The Klan Brothers (Holmes, Larbo, Sageshit)

Bring it.

LoungeMachine

12-09-2005, 11:41 AM

You may suggest as many nominations as you wish, in as many categories as you like.

Post them here, or if you'd prefer to remain anonymous, simply send them to the2005rothies@hotmail.com

-Kip

bueno bob

12-09-2005, 11:46 AM

I nominate myself for everything.

And Bill Lumbergh for "Asshole of the Century". :mad:

Guitar Shark

12-09-2005, 11:52 AM

If you nominate yourself, you are automatically disqualified.

So it has been written, so it shall be.

Soul Reaper

12-09-2005, 11:54 AM

Best pron thread should go to.....

....Hot Asian Chicks Thread....

bueno bob

12-09-2005, 11:55 AM

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
If you nominate yourself, you are automatically disqualified.

So it has been written, so it shall be.

OK, just Bill Lumbergh for "Asshole of the Century", then.

bueno bob

12-09-2005, 11:57 AM

Jesus Christ, look at this dipshit...is it any wonder we all hate him so?

http://www.rit.edu/~drs3701/409/assignment3/BillLumbergh.jpg

Soul Reaper

12-09-2005, 11:57 AM

Friggin' geek....

Guitar Shark

12-09-2005, 12:00 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob
OK, just Bill Lumbergh for "Asshole of the Century", then.

That's a given.

I'll make an exception for your transgression since you have the most awesome sig pic ever.

Bueno Bob wins everything!

Except Asshole of the Century, which obviously goes to Lumbergh.

LoungeMachine

12-09-2005, 12:25 PM

I may have to recuse myself for voting for BEST SIG due to the fact I'm eventually going to marry Daphne Zuninga-Machine

Soul Reaper

12-09-2005, 12:31 PM

Best New Member....

:D

Soul Reaper

12-09-2005, 12:36 PM

Nominees for Bets New Member should be:

Soul Reaper (I like putting myself in)
HardRock69
Canadiangirl
Dave’s Bitch
blondgirl777
fryingdutchman
Unchainme

any more suggestions?

thome

12-09-2005, 12:47 PM

Too much need, make bIG smArt,thome Head hert.

make thome type long, thim-k too much......thome make best effort
piss all off equally Ha Ha Ha HA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Northern Girl

12-09-2005, 12:48 PM

Best User Name...Imapus Sylicker
Mod of the Year...Warham
Admin of the Year...Mezro
Best Overall Photoshopper...Warham
Best I’m Leaving Thread...The original by BT
Biggest Male Tease...ALinChainz

LoungeMachine

12-09-2005, 12:54 PM

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Biggest Male Tease...ALinChainz

That's funny.

Got a PM from Joe Thunder with the same nomination;)

Northern Girl

12-09-2005, 01:01 PM

Best Thread:

Classic Stoffa !! (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11216&highlight=ryans)

ALinChainz

12-09-2005, 01:05 PM

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Biggest Male Tease...ALinChainz

Me? I would only make promises to you NG.

:D

:yankeeros

Northern Girl

12-09-2005, 01:05 PM

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Best Thread:

Classic Stoffa !! (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11216&highlight=ryans)

Oops! That was from last year. Still worth a read for those who haven't. ;)

ALinChainz

12-09-2005, 01:06 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
That's funny.

Got a PM from Joe Thunder with the same nomination;)

Great ... a nomination from Katy and I'm a shoe in ...

saint

12-09-2005, 01:21 PM

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
Best pron thread should go to.....

....Hot Asian Chicks Thread....

AMEN!

Guitar Shark

12-09-2005, 01:28 PM

Hey Ally, how 'bout a sticky? :cool: :D

bueno bob

12-09-2005, 02:23 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I may have to recuse myself for voting for BEST SIG due to the fact I'm eventually going to marry Daphne Zuninga-Machine

Mmm, perhaps, but not before I've had my fill of her anally.

:D

Soul Reaper

12-09-2005, 02:25 PM

BEST SIG.....would my new one be a contender? :D

bueno bob

12-09-2005, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
BEST SIG.....would my new one be a contender? :D

Why ya worried, sport?

Daphne Zuniga-Machine gettin' ya nervous?

Warham

12-09-2005, 04:22 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob
Mmm, perhaps, but not before I've had my fill of her anally.

:D

lol

Warham

12-09-2005, 04:23 PM

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Best User Name...Imapus Sylicker
Mod of the Year...Warham
Admin of the Year...Mezro
Best Overall Photoshopper...Warham
Best I’m Leaving Thread...The original by BT
Biggest Male Tease...ALinChainz

You forgot best avatar, my dear.

diamondsgirl

12-09-2005, 04:48 PM

I have to nominate this because I laughed my butt off

Funniest Pen Post - (from DLR7884's thread called: "[Sticky] How many Fucking Stickies are there gonna be"

"STUCK FICKIES!

DLR7884
Stuck them up their asses!"

:D

Northern Girl

12-09-2005, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by Warham
You forgot best avatar, my dear.

Oh yeah...

Best Avatar...Pojo

:D

Warham

12-09-2005, 05:16 PM

;)

Northern Girl

12-09-2005, 05:40 PM

Best Poster…ThrillsNSpills
Best Avatar…Warham…Chimp at Large
Mod of the Year…Natra, AL, Matt
Admin of the Year…Pojo
Worst DLR Rumor of the Year…he’s gay
Best Alias…Sammy Roy Hagar
Biggest Attention Whore…why give ‘em any more attention?
Best Flame War…Rikk/Fab
Best Frontline Thread…that 'Ford has a huge dick' thread sounds appealing
Best Pen Admin…Bob, Rikk, Matt, War

Warham

12-09-2005, 05:41 PM

I thought Mez was your admin of the year.

Northern Girl

12-09-2005, 05:47 PM

Originally posted by Warham
I thought Mez was your admin of the year.

Can't just have one nominee. What kind of contest is that? He's the winner though. ;)

POJO_Risin

12-09-2005, 05:59 PM

The fucking Rothies?

Rothies???

Pansies????

What kind of pandering gay-ass name is the fucking Rothies?

Why don't you fucking call it the Gay Put it in the Ass Awards for fuck sake...

Christ...we're the Army...not the freakin' Pansy Ass Pumper Crew...

Have a nice day...

lmfao...

How about the

MAX

12-09-2005, 06:01 PM

How come there aren't any Dump or Locker Room categories, just curious? :confused:

Here are my nominations:

Best Thread - EUAS
Best Poster - diamondsgirl, Loons, Guitar Shark *

*I think there should be a best male and best female for such an award. IMO*

Best User Name - Women And Roth First, ThrillsNSpills, scottydabodi
Best Avatar - diamondsgirl's last three. ;)
Mod of the Year - rustoffa, ALinChains, Matt White
Admin of the Year - Poj
Best Overall Photoshopper - Warham, flappo, Golden AWe
Gayest Overall Thread - The "Coffee" thread
Best Pen Admin - Matt White, Bueno Bob
Best Flame War - ALinChains and Lounge Machine vs. Joe Thudner, Flappo vs. Katydid, Everyone vs. Jizzystool

Guitar Shark

12-09-2005, 06:03 PM

MAX

12-09-2005, 06:03 PM

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
The fucking Rothies?

Rothies???

They were named in Icon's honor. :)

diamondsgirl

12-09-2005, 06:08 PM

Best Thread - EUAS
Best Poster - Loons, Max, DLR7884
Best Signature - Doug T (pic of Dave admiring a joint)
Best Avatar - Max
Best User Name - Women and Roth First
Member of the Year - thrillsnspills, bueno bob
Mod of the Year - alinchainz, DLR7884, rustoffa
Admin of the Year - Pojo, Brownsound
Best I’m Leaving Thread - Max going to take a piss
Best Pen Admin - Matt White
Funniest Pen Thread - Jordan the Rat is here
Best Owning of a Sheep - Nickd owning ritetool

ALinChainz

12-09-2005, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
The fucking Rothies?

Rothies???

Pansies????

What kind of pandering gay-ass name is the fucking Rothies?

Why don't you fucking call it the Gay Put it in the Ass Awards for fuck sake...

Christ...we're the Army...not the freakin' Pansy Ass Pumper Crew...

Have a nice day...

lmfao...

How about the

Maybe should have been called The Army Awards ... the "Armys" ... and then referred to as the AA's ... which would be somewhat fitting for some of us who like to have a beverage or 10 ...

But hey ... not my gig ... :)

POJO_Risin

12-09-2005, 06:20 PM

That being said...

Best Thread--Any fucking thread by the greatest fucking poster of all time...Loons...the best there ever was...

Best Thread Title--Any thread started by Johnny fucking Cash

Best Poster--Jesus H. Christ...best Poster...see the best thread...

Best Signature--anyone that doesn't have a goddamned idiotic picture taking up half the server space of this site...

Best Avatar--that fucking chimp pic of Bush is hilarious as all fuck...

Best User Name--This has to be the gayest category on the planet...so I'll vote for conmee...the gayest admin on the site...

Member of the Year--Sorry...not going to vote for any MEMBER but my own...I'll let the ladies pick this one...or the faggots...

Mod of the Year--Jesus H. Christ...waste of space...Mod of the Year...THEY ALL SUCK ASS...so I'll pick WARF...he sucks ass the most...

Admin of the Year--Mez is like pickin' Green Day for best Rock Band. Yeah...he had a year and a half all packed up into one summer...but hands down best admin of all fucking time at this here joint (SARGE doesn't fucking count...he gets his own fucking award...get to that later)...just happens to be the gayest...lmfao...seriously...It's a tossup between Icon and BS1 after mentioning MEZ...but I'll go with Icon this year for a few reasons. He rarely has a fucking clue what's going on anywhere...makes me piss my pants laughing with 98% of his posts...and actually pmed me once...not to long ago..."Who's Fabulous Shadow?" and meant it...that alone gets him the award this year. Don't worry BS...I gots you an award...coming right up...

Funniest DLR Rumor of the Year--Funniest David Lee Roth rumor of the year? Heard from a "source" that Roth was going to tour the country with Hasselhoff and Coverdale in a jug band. Turned out to just be Hasselhoff.

Worst DLR Rumor of the Year--That he was going to front Van Halen.

Best I’m Leaving Thread--They all blow ass...even the fake ones...

Best Owning--Anytime Jesterstar posted it...

Worst Owned--Anytime Jesterstar posted it...

Best Newbie--anyone not younger than my newest pair of underwear

Best Alias--Elvis (you fuckers wouldn't believe who that really fucking is)

Biggest Male Tease--fasterpussycat

Biggest Female Tease--fluffer...hello...fluffer?

Biggest Attention Whore--I think there are a lot of people fucking looking in the mirror right now saying, it's not me...is it?

Best Flame War--There have been a damn lot of gay flame wars..

Best Pen Admin--Well...there's more Pen Admin's than posters here...so it's impossible to narrow it down...so I'll go with Max...lmfao...

Funniest Pen Thread--What's a Pen thread?

Funniest Pen Post--See above

Best Owning of a Sheep--Gay is bad enough...butt I don't want to hear about your owning of sheep. What you do with sheep is your own deal you fucking weirdos

Sheep of the Year--Holy Fuck...Sheep of the year? If Owning a Sheep puts you on some wacked up fucking websites...being the sheep...that's a new fucking category...

The Sarge Award The Lifetime Achievement Award given to the ARMY member who best represents the Skills That Thrill The Breast of the Breasts...This would need to be a group award (not some fucking circle-jerk you closet homos).

More on the 'Pansies' coming up...

POJO_Risin

12-09-2005, 06:24 PM

Back to the Flame WAR...

Any WAR Al is in has to be the fucking funniest shit I ever read...

I know the calm Al...but that fucking guy can go damn nuts...

and NickDFresh...needs a fucking valium. You look at him the wrong way...and you get a 5 mile long fucking quoted post that noone reads ranting about how you fuck mules for a living...

funny shit...

LoungeMachine

12-09-2005, 06:28 PM

****** THIS JUST IN *******

The Rothies have been renamed The Pojos

Eveybody happy now.......

POJO_Risin

12-09-2005, 06:30 PM

The fucking POJOS?

lmfao...

that's actually pretty funny...

POJO_Risin

12-09-2005, 06:30 PM

You're officially banned

LoungeMachine

12-09-2005, 06:32 PM

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
You're officially banned

Thank God.

About fucking time fer crissakes

LoungeMachine

12-09-2005, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by MAX
How come there aren't any Dump or Locker Room categories, just curious? :confused:

l

We started with 1,875 fucking categories.

There were 124 categories based on MAX either being gay, egocentric, or homicidal alone.....

There's always those who show up late to the party, and then whine that there's nothing left but Lite Beer, warm cheese, and one hooker in the back bedroom.

Feel free to Host THE MAXIES whenever the mood strikes, ;)

Northern Girl

12-09-2005, 07:05 PM

Best Single Photoshop:

War's with Dave in the SW's scene...you know the one. ;)

Max's Penfellas:

thome

12-09-2005, 07:09 PM

Categories open for nomination for the 2005 Rothies

Best Thread: Ford.
Best Thread Title: Ford (Ford is a naked ass.)
Best Poster: Ford
Best Signature:Ford
Best Avatar:Ford (the 4 where he was Nude)
Best User Name:Ford
Member of the Year:Ford
Mod of the Year:Ford
Admin of the Year:? (all jag offs )Whats a guy gotta do to get a drink around here.(Whats a admin?)
Funniest DLR Rumor of the Year:Ford was DLR
Worst DLR Rumor of the Year:Ford was DLR
Best editing of a thread title by a Mod/Webbie:Ford
Best Single Photoshop:Ford
Best Overall Photoshopper:Ford
Funniest Overall Picture:Ford
Best Nipple as a Birthmark:Ford
Best Pron poster:Ford
Best Pron Thread:Ford (I'm Naked while at the computer.)
Best I’m Leaving Thread:Ford ( Oh how i hope and pray)lol
Best Owning:Ford by thome (in every single post I own this Mutha!)
Worst Owned:Ford by thome (see above post)
Best Newbie:thome (he is a SEXY MAN!)
Worst Troll:(What is a Troll ?)Uh Ford!
Best Alias:Ford(real name Pinto)
Biggest Male Tease:Ford (he wants me )
Biggest Female Tease:Ford (he/she wants me)
Biggest Attention Whore:Ford(the wanting of thome thing)
Best Flame War:Ford vs.All clear thinking individuals.
Gayest Overall Post :Ford
Gayest Overall Thread :Ford
Neo-Con Shitbag of the Year:Ford (Neo-cons arent sh@tbags)
Tin Foil Liberal Wacko of the Year:Ford
Best Frontline Thread;Ford
Funniest Frontline Conspiracy Theory :Ford
Frontline Hypocrite of the Year;Ford
Best Pen Admin:(Whats a pen? )
Funniest Pen Thread:Ford(the; I'm again naked computer man thread)
Funniest Pen Post:Ford (could I be any Nuder? Responding to above thread that he started to show off his naykedidity)
Best Owning of a Sheep:Ford( he ownes all even the non- nude)
Sheep of the Year:The hows Daves Hair guy a!!(Ford alias)

The Sarge Award The Lifetime Achievement Award given to the ARMY member who best represents the Skills That Thrill The Breast of the Breasts:
RUSTOFFA ! (works on the c-test nothing like Ford)

Attachment:Most able to take a joke :Ford (I Hope?)

:D

diamondsgirl

12-09-2005, 07:22 PM

Originally posted by Northern Girl

Max's Penfellas:

good one! :)

Coyote

12-09-2005, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by thome
Categories open for nomination for the 2005 Rothies

Best Thread: Ford.
Best Thread Title: Ford (Ford is a naked ass.)
Best Poster: Ford
Best Signature:Ford
Best Avatar:Ford (the 4 where he was Nude)
Best User Name:Ford
Member of the Year:Ford
Mod of the Year:Ford
Admin of the Year:? (all jag offs )Whats a guy gotta do to get a drink around here.(Whats a admin?)
Funniest DLR Rumor of the Year:Ford was DLR
Worst DLR Rumor of the Year:Ford was DLR
Best editing of a thread title by a Mod/Webbie:Ford
Best Single Photoshop:Ford
Best Overall Photoshopper:Ford
Funniest Overall Picture:Ford
Best Nipple as a Birthmark:Ford
Best Pron poster:Ford
Best Pron Thread:Ford (I'm Naked while at the computer.)
Best I’m Leaving Thread:Ford ( Oh how i hope and pray)lol
Best Owning:Ford by thome (in every single post I own this Mutha!)
Worst Owned:Ford by thome (see above post)
Best Newbie:thome (he is a SEXY MAN!)
Worst Troll:(What is a Troll ?)Uh Ford!
Best Alias:Ford(real name Pinto)
Biggest Male Tease:Ford (he wants me )
Biggest Female Tease:Ford (he/she wants me)
Biggest Attention Whore:Ford(the wanting of thome thing)
Best Flame War:Ford vs.All clear thinking individuals.
Gayest Overall Post :Ford
Gayest Overall Thread :Ford
Neo-Con Shitbag of the Year:Ford (Neo-cons arent sh@tbags)
Tin Foil Liberal Wacko of the Year:Ford
Best Frontline Thread;Ford
Funniest Frontline Conspiracy Theory :Ford
Frontline Hypocrite of the Year;Ford
Best Pen Admin:(Whats a pen? )
Funniest Pen Thread:Ford(the; I'm again naked computer man thread)
Funniest Pen Post:Ford (could I be any Nuder? Responding to above thread that he started to show off his naykedidity)
Best Owning of a Sheep:Ford( he ownes all even the non- nude)
Sheep of the Year:The hows Daves Hair guy a!!(Ford alias)

The Sarge Award The Lifetime Achievement Award given to the ARMY member who best represents the Skills That Thrill The Breast of the Breasts:
RUSTOFFA ! (works on the c-test nothing like Ford)

Attachment:Most able to take a joke :Ford (I Hope?)

:D

And you're not biased at all! Good for you! :D

DavidLeeNatra

12-09-2005, 07:55 PM

I want an award for the best DLR related tattoo :D

bueno bob

12-09-2005, 08:49 PM

Wait a minute 'ere...Elvis is an alias?? :confused:

Golden AWe

12-09-2005, 08:54 PM

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Best Poster…ThrillsNSpills
Best Avatar…Warham…Chimp at Large
Mod of the Year…Natra, AL, Matt
Admin of the Year…Pojo
Worst DLR Rumor of the Year…he’s gay
Best Alias…Sammy Roy Hagar
Biggest Attention Whore…why give ‘em any more attention?
Best Flame War…Rikk/Fab
Best Frontline Thread…that 'Ford has a huge dick' thread sounds appealing
Best Pen Admin…Bob, Rikk, Matt, War

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Best Thread - EUAS
Best Poster - Loons, Max, DLR7884
Best Signature - Doug T (pic of Dave admiring a joint)
Best Avatar - Max
Best User Name - Women and Roth First
Member of the Year - thrillsnspills, bueno bob
Mod of the Year - alinchainz, DLR7884, rustoffa
Admin of the Year - Pojo, Brownsound
Best I’m Leaving Thread - Max going to take a piss
Best Pen Admin - Matt White
Funniest Pen Thread - Jordan the Rat is here
Best Owning of a Sheep - Nickd owning ritetool

Ok do I have to make sweet, gentle larve to you or fuck you simultaneously in the ass to get some votes from you :confused: :cato2: :cato:

bueno bob

12-09-2005, 08:59 PM

Golden Awe for Nun Pron Poster of the Year.

ThrillsNSpills

12-09-2005, 09:06 PM

I am now officially in love with Deej and Enj.

Let's make a sandwich.

Oh behave.

Golden AWe

12-09-2005, 09:09 PM

bueno bob for the rothie voter of the year!!!

he's making a lot of sense!

Anonymous

12-09-2005, 09:11 PM

Wow! What a lip on that bird.

CheerS! :bottle:

Golden AWe

12-09-2005, 09:13 PM

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Wow! What a lip on that bird.

CheerS! :bottle:

I hope you were listening to what she has to say. She's a smart one you know.

OHHH fakk I didn't notice she was naked!

Anonymous

12-09-2005, 09:17 PM

Listen? To a woman?

...

... Interesting thought... Well, anything once.

Cheers! :bottle:

Golden AWe

12-09-2005, 09:19 PM

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Listen? To a woman?

...

... Interesting thought... Well, anything once.

Cheers! :bottle:

I'm the feminist of the year!

rustoffa

12-09-2005, 10:30 PM

Intermission time!:D

<div id=vpdiv><embed name="RAOCXplayer" src="http://media.bmgonline.com/zombalabelgroup.com/britney_spears/video/mega_mix_300.asx" type="application/x-mplayer2" width="320" height="265" ShowControls="0" ShowStatusBar="0" AutoSize="true" loop="true" EnableContextMenu="0" DisplaySize="0" pluginspage="http://www.microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/"></embed></div>

diamondsgirl

12-10-2005, 12:40 AM

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Ok do I have to make sweet, gentle larve to you or fuck you simultaneously in the ass to get some votes from you :confused: :cato2: :cato:

Biggest male tease - Golden Awe

~hit me baby one more time~ :D

MAX

12-10-2005, 03:19 AM

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
the greatest fucking poster of all time...Loons...the best there ever was...

Amen!!! :killer:

Nice to see it being said from the top brass as well. :cool:

DG and I were rappin' saying that a "title" such as that 'tis a hard one to pick but not really.

Even before I EVER signed up for any of these fuckin' forums many moons ago, I always got a kick out of reading Loons' posts. Whether he was "Blind Willie," "Daddy Stovepipe" or "Blind Lemon" he's the crazy, blues lovin', harp blowin' and string pluckin' Loons.

Beyond STELLAR, epic, funny and now that the crazy mutha 'tis writin' lyrics... Look the fuck out!!! Fuck, how many times have people wondered if Loons is actually Diamond Dave himself? lmao ;)

MAX

12-10-2005, 03:33 AM

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Best Single Photoshop:

War's with Dave in the SW's scene...you know the one. ;)

Max's Penfellas:

Thanks. :)

That was a fun one to make. I still actually have it saved on my computer (the original without the names) and plan on making a T-Shirt out of it someday.

That one of Warham's is beyond stellar. Total agreement there. :cool:

MAX

12-10-2005, 03:36 AM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
There were 124 categories based on MAX either being gay, egocentric, or homicidal alone.....

LMAO!!!

I actually won the award for the most "egocentric" at "The Blondie" site. :p

Golden AWe

12-10-2005, 04:59 AM

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Biggest male tease - Golden Awe

~hit me baby one more time~ :D

YESSS!!!

Grate -

I knew I'd get one vote by running naked around the forums for a year!

fuckhowardstern

12-10-2005, 06:36 AM

Damn Rustoffa, i wish you would have pasted the controls to the media player along with your Britny Spears video. I had to turn off "I'm so glad" from the US Festival while reading the posts on this page. Certainly that wasn't your intent.

LoungeMachine

12-10-2005, 10:38 PM

There is also word coming in from the committee that there may need to be a few additions to the categories, including one honoring the Gayest Army Idea which shall be known as The Golden Pojo

Attention Soldiers...this is POJO hijacking LoungeMachine for a moment...

Just to add a bit to this...

Yo Lounge...

Shit...

Cherrie told you about the Golden Shower I gave her the other...

oh wait...

you said Golden Pojo...

nevermind...

Oh...and he said the awards were changed to The Army Awards...

and all that other shit...

Soul Reaper

12-11-2005, 08:32 AM

Originally posted by bueno bob
Why ya worried, sport?

Daphne Zuniga-Machine gettin' ya nervous?

yeah, I'm really shtting my pants ;)

POJO_Risin

12-11-2005, 09:45 AM

You know Reaper...I've sat around here...really not saying much to you about anything...

And there's really not a whole lot I can do here to stop shit...

But when I've got a 15 year old floating around a site I'm running...with a naked chick in his sig...I've got issues with that.

Here's the deal.

Get rid of it...or I'm going to ban your IP addys, and that will be the end of it...

And to that whole crew that says, "Well, he'll just get it somewhere else..."

Good...then let him.

POJO_Risin

12-11-2005, 09:46 AM

So...maybe you should be shitting your pants...

Last_Child

12-11-2005, 11:30 AM

Originally posted by rustoffa
Intermission time!:D

Fuck!

When I opened this page I thought:

WTF happened to my ITunes?!
This ain't AC/DC?!

:mad:

MAX

12-11-2005, 08:13 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Best Pen Admin - Matt White, Bueno Bob

Fuck, I forgot Nick. :o

He's definitely one of the best of the Pen crew and deserves a nod.

And that's coming from a dude that's gone the rounds with him a bit. lol ;)

LoungeMachine

12-11-2005, 08:20 PM

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
The fucking Rothies?

Rothies???

Pansies????

What kind of pandering gay-ass name is the fucking Rothies?

**** NOMINATIONS ARE CLOSED *****

The 2005 ARMY AWARDS [ formerly known as the gay-ass pansies ]

The nominations are now in the hands of the Committee, and we'd like to thank you for all of your submissions.

The GOLDEN POJO AWARD for the gayest idea has been added, as well as surprise or 2 [sports, dump?]

Look for your nominations to be posted in NON, however WINNERS will be announced in their respective FORUMS, with the obligitory long winded acceptance speeches we've all come to love.

That smell you smell, is fear............

-Kip

Unchainme

12-11-2005, 08:33 PM

when are the nominess to be posted?

LoungeMachine

12-11-2005, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by Unchainme
when are the nominess to be posted?

Why,

Are you afraid you'll have a date that night?

Your schedule pretty booked?

We'll post them when we're god damn good and ready to post 'em, and not a minute sooner.....

You must be a joy on Christmas morning with the folks.....

Can we open one now? Can we open one now?

:cool:

MAX

12-11-2005, 08:54 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
That smell you smell, is fear............

Or the clap you got from those three skanks at the Shady Pines Motel during your last Winger "reunion" tour. :p

MAX

12-11-2005, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Why,

Are you afraid you'll have a date that night?

Your schedule pretty booked?

We'll post them when we're god damn good and ready to post 'em, and not a minute sooner.....

You must be a joy on Christmas morning with the folks.....

Can we open one now? Can we open one now?

:cool:

You're a mean one Mr. Kipppppp... lmao :D

LoungeMachine

12-11-2005, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by MAX
You're a mean one Mr. Kipppppp... lmao :D

:D :D

The kid's on double-secret probation....

He needs to be thinking twice before each post/thread.

I've got the wrench for his training wheels handy.....

:cool:

LoungeMachine

12-11-2005, 10:09 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Or the clap you got from those three skanks at the Shady Pines Motel during your last Winger "reunion" tour. :p

:D LMMFAO

The "clap" smells?

Thanks for the warning, Maxi ;)

MAX

12-11-2005, 10:15 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
:D LMMFAO

The "clap" smells?

Thanks for the warning, Maxi ;)

Well, you get the jist of it. ;)

It's the idea that counts...ERRRRRRRRR...Cunts in this case. lol :)

Unchainme

12-12-2005, 05:53 PM

LoungeMachine

12-12-2005, 05:59 PM

Piece

Unchainme

12-12-2005, 06:36 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Piece

;)

Golden AWe

12-12-2005, 06:58 PM

That's all?

You mean you guys are done fighting with each other?

Aah...I'll fight with you all!!!

WARF

12-12-2005, 07:05 PM

Will the winner be given a statue of a penis?

Eyes of the Night

12-12-2005, 07:25 PM

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
The fucking POJOS?

lmfao...

that's actually pretty funny...

Fookin' hellarious!!! ...

I can tell I missed a lot while in my year long hiatus mode ...

Unchainme

12-12-2005, 07:37 PM

Originally posted by Golden AWe
That's all?

You mean you guys are done fighting with each other?

Aah...I'll fight with you all!!!

Me and Lounger were fighting?

:confused:

Or did you mean Pojo and him?

Anonymous

12-12-2005, 09:04 PM

I don't care what you all think... I'm still the most beautiful and sexy poster in the entire internet land.

I should be on the cover of Playnet.

Cheers! :bottle:

POJO_Risin

12-12-2005, 10:00 PM

Well...if you don't have the fucking best sig EVER...

Anonymous

12-13-2005, 07:11 PM

Is it taking up too much bandwidth?

I can set up a poll arseking peeps if they want me to remove my signature. :D

But not until I set up a poll arseking if I can set up a poll first.

Cheers! :bottle:

MAX

12-13-2005, 11:09 PM

When in the fuck are the nominations going to begin?

Friggin' slackers... :rolleyes: :p

Eyes of the Night

12-13-2005, 11:24 PM

There should be a "better late than never" catagory n' shit ...

:gulp:

MAX

12-13-2005, 11:26 PM

Hey Eyes,

You're already a shoe in for the Golden Bonger of the year. lmao

http://www.bongshop.de/catalog/images/1100TDE600TTGOWI.gif

LoungeMachine

12-14-2005, 12:09 AM

WTF IS Rikk???

We have an APB out for the little shit.

He's holding up the games.

We're moving forwatd at our own pace.

You can't rush this shit........

POJO_Risin

12-14-2005, 01:14 AM

Who's Rikk?

Ally_Kat

12-14-2005, 01:21 AM

Originally posted by rustoffa
Intermission time!:D

<div id=vpdiv><embed name="RAOCXplayer" src="http://media.bmgonline.com/zombalabelgroup.com/britney_spears/video/mega_mix_300.asx" type="application/x-mplayer2" width="320" height="265" ShowControls="0" ShowStatusBar="0" AutoSize="true" loop="true" EnableContextMenu="0" DisplaySize="0" pluginspage="http://www.microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/"></embed></div>

The things behind her in the slave for you part looks like a wall of boobs.

And HAHAHAHAHAHHA -- i put it on this page now :D The price you pay for a sticky, mofos!

*runs and hides*

fuckhowardstern

12-14-2005, 03:02 AM

Gee thanks Ally - real fucking funny. See you in this thread next week - oh you know what - fuck it - someone will probably move it to every page. I hope the AA are a smashing success - guess I'll read about them on other threads.

MAX

12-14-2005, 03:06 AM

Eyes of the Night

12-14-2005, 04:10 AM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
And HAHAHAHAHAHHA -- i put it on this page now :D The price you pay for a sticky, mofos!

*runs and hides*

Funny shit indeed! Almost too cute ...

Risin', "who's rikk?" ... lmmfao

Now I can't say I've ever seen a gold bong before but mizax that's what it be like I guess ... lol

Where's that bong smilie?

:bong:

Ally_Kat

12-14-2005, 11:59 AM

Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
Gee thanks Ally - real fucking funny. See you in this thread next week - oh you know what - fuck it - someone will probably move it to every page. I hope the AA are a smashing success - guess I'll read about them on other threads.

Jesus Christ on a cross waving hello to the people below -- if you are sooooooooooo sensitive to a bunch of songs I know you know because she is/was so saturated in pop culture, just lower the speakers while in this thread. Hell, it takes no effort to even mute my speakers. In fact, it's easier to mute them instead of lowering the volume.

If this bothers you so greatly, I'd hate to see how you handle some of the worse stuff that goes on around here.

:p

fuckhowardstern

12-14-2005, 12:07 PM

I guess it never occurred to you that people might be listening to their own music when visiting this site. There isn't much you can throw at me that I can't handle - britny spears is one of them. Now I am going to resist my urge to say something rude here.

Ally_Kat

12-14-2005, 12:15 PM

I got my own music going, too. Don't sweat the small stuff. And this is so small.

fuckhowardstern

12-14-2005, 12:20 PM

Yeah well...NOT TO ME!

Matt White

12-14-2005, 12:20 PM

WOW! Somebody needs to switch to decaf!!!

fuckhowardstern

12-14-2005, 12:25 PM

Sorry to offend, but when I have to turn my music off because britny spears is playing in the background it pisses me off. In other threads where people posted these videos, they posted MP3 player controls as well so you could at least stop the annoyance.

I mean Christ - 1353 people have visited this thread - does anyone believe for one second that any one of them actually wants to be subjected to this shit? You are right - it is not worth fighting over but this is a message board and this is my opinion - maybe I am the only one. But I am interested in the AA and I don't want to have to listen to fucking Britny Spears in order to read about them - am I being unreasonable - I mean I haven't told anyone to fuck off or anything.

Ally_Kat

12-14-2005, 12:26 PM

Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
Yeah well...NOT TO ME!

Dude, first off, this is just a messageboard sitting on the internets. This is all meaningless. Second off, if this is a big issue to you...I'd love to have your life. Must not have too many things to worry/stress about if you spend it worrying/stressing about how lil ol' Ally_Kat quoted someone's musical post to kid around with the guys she's friendly with here because it inturrupts your Black Sabbath for 30 seconds.

fuckhowardstern

12-14-2005, 12:35 PM

Did you read where I said the words "sorry to offend" in my above post? Did you read where I said "you are right, its not worth fighting about"? Did you notice where I admitted that "maybe I am the only one (who feels this way). Perhaps you noticed where I inquired in honesty "am I being unreasonable here". Did you see how I tried diffuse the situation that, arguable, I may have brought upon myself?

Well enough of that; FUCK YOU CUNT.

LoungeMachine

12-14-2005, 12:39 PM

Originally posted by fuckhowardstern

FUCK YOU CUNT.

Hey:mad:

I'll chalk that up to the caffeine.....but an apology is in order

We cool?

:cool:

Matt White

12-14-2005, 12:39 PM

fuckhowardstern

12-14-2005, 12:54 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Hey:mad:

I'll chalk that up to the caffeine.....but an apology is in order

We cool?

:cool:

Look - I bent over backward to try to be reasonable about this. I tried my best to back track and, like I said, diffuse the situation before I read her rude post making assumptions and judgments about how stress free my life must be. I'll think about it further but as far as I am concerned and the way I feel right now, she crossed a line and an apology only means something if it is genuine.

Moving along now. That is all I have to say.

fuckhowardstern

12-14-2005, 12:57 PM

But to be sure, before I move along, I would like to refresh the record.

Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
Sorry to offend, but when I have to turn my music off because britny spears is playing in the background it pisses me off. In other threads where people posted these videos, they posted MP3 player controls as well so you could at least stop the annoyance.

I mean Christ - 1353 people have visited this thread - does anyone believe for one second that any one of them actually wants to be subjected to this shit? You are right - it is not worth fighting over but this is a message board and this is my opinion - maybe I am the only one. But I am interested in the AA and I don't want to have to listen to fucking Britny Spears in order to read about them - am I being unreasonable - I mean I haven't told anyone to fuck off or anything.

Ally_Kat

12-14-2005, 01:10 PM

Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
Did you read where I said the words "sorry to offend" in my above post? Did you read where I said "you are right, its not worth fighting about"? Did you notice where I admitted that "maybe I am the only one (who feels this way). Perhaps you noticed where I inquired in honesty "am I being unreasonable here". Did you see how I tried diffuse the situation that, arguable, I may have brought upon myself?

Well enough of that; FUCK YOU CUNT.

I find it hilarious that you think after being a seasoned vet at this board that the world cunt is going to bother me. I yawn at it. Come up with something more creative if you actually want me to cry and get the boys after you.

And before you actually do, did you notice that we posted at the same time? Well, if we did, how was I able to read your words and include them in that post? Now I may be many things, but I'm not a mindreader. :p

Now switch to decaf. Or at least tea. It's good for you!

Ally_Kat

12-14-2005, 01:13 PM

And funny enough, I have had my music on this entire time -- not loud either -- and it completely covers the Britney.

Ally_Kat

12-14-2005, 01:20 PM

Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
before I read her rude post making assumptions and judgments about how stress free my life must be.

Dude, I was rude? You're the one who randomly starts the drama queen antics about a thread on a messageboard saying you were going to stay out of it until next week and then bitching how someone would probably bump it to every page. I was just saying how I wish I had that luxury right now. It was pointing out an observation based on your behavior.

Golden AWe

12-14-2005, 01:28 PM

Golden AWe

12-14-2005, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
And funny enough, I have had my music on this entire time -- not loud either -- and it completely covers the Britney.

Besides, this video is one of the things in Britney that will ALWAYS be kewl!

:)

fuckhowardstern

12-14-2005, 02:53 PM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Dude, I was rude? You're the one who randomly starts the drama queen antics about a thread on a messageboard saying you were going to stay out of it until next week and then bitching how someone would probably bump it to every page. I was just saying how I wish I had that luxury right now. It was pointing out an observation based on your behavior.

First of all, if someone with less clout than you or Rustoffa had posted that video in this thread, then the whole Army would be ripping them a new asshole right now. We have all witnessed this happen for much less.

More importantly, you did more than "point out an observation", you made the whole thing personal by making insulting comments on my life and that's what really pisses me off. As you have read by now - I was ready to let it go and chalk the whole thing up to me being oversensitive. The first words in my most relevant post were "sorry to offend...".

Having said that, you are not qualified to judge how easy my life may or may not be based on less than 150 words I posted on a message board. If you were so qualified, you would come to an entirely different conclusion. If you want to reply that I should turn my speakers off, or that I have too much caffeine in the morning, even though I am not the one posting Britny videos on a David Lee Roth site (instead I am seemingly the only one bothered by it) I cannot reasonably be offended by that and as evidenced by my posts, I did not in fact take any offense to that.

Now we can go back and forth a few more rounds and I'm sure all "the boys" will take your side and post worse things about me than "eat shit dude" - and if that's where this thing is going - so be it.

My preference is bury it and avoid each other until we can come up with something supportive to say, if ever. But aside from making my proclivities be known I recognize that it is probably out of my hands at this point so let the chips fall where they may.

LoungeMachine

12-14-2005, 03:05 PM

450 words, when "Im sorry I called you a Cunt" would have sufficed.

1] she's not a cunt

2] she did/said nothing to be called a cunt

3] you're making this something worthy of Unchainme, and that's a pity.

Ally_Kat

12-14-2005, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by fuckhowardstern

My preference is bury it and avoid each other until we can come up with something supportive to say, if ever.

Wow, you are taking this so seriously that you are going to avoid me and hold a grudge?

I'm sorry, but I find that hilarious because honestly, I'll forget who you even are after I finish playing around here and writing my paper and get on with real life.

You want me to make something personal? Here's a serious personal comment -- learn to lighten up and joke around. You are the only person I can think of who I could have said that to that wouldn't shrug it off and who isn't getting the funny out of all of this.

fuckhowardstern

12-14-2005, 03:34 PM

Sorry you feel that way, Lounge. At this point - I am sorry I called her a cunt although it didn't phase her. I AM SORRY I CALLED YOU A CUNT, ALLEY. I am not sorry I got angry enough to escalate my response in the argument and I cannot help but feeling that her personalizing the argument was certainly worthy of me lashing out in a more appropriate way, semantics and how you feel about the matter aside. After all, I was just complaining about having to shut off my music to listen to britny spears - BRITNY FUCKING SPEARS!!!!!! and I do not think I was wrong to be annoyed and express my frustration. I didn't come out saying anything other than what basically amounted to "I am annoyed that I have to listen to Britny Spears" until she started making personal and far from accurate comments about my private life. WTF? Am I the only person here that is annoyed by Britny Spears? Am I the only person here that gets upset when someone makes a personal attack against them when the argument is abstract?

And another thing - I realize how very little influence I have here, as it should be, but I think the time has come to lay off Unchainme. He was annoying for a bit and the army beat him to a pulp but he is getting a lot more tolerable. I have in fact enjoyed some of his recent posts. And besides he seems to have genuine respect for you so using his name as an example of something you think is inappropriate probably makes him feel pretty shitty - not that any one here gives three shits about how anyone feels - and is probably in and of itself worthy of an apology.

ALinChainz

12-14-2005, 03:38 PM

Well, anything but Ally and the "C" word ...

Can't be having that.

She's an Army mainstay and has been.

She may be able to handle that and worse, but ...

fuckhowardstern

12-14-2005, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Wow, you are taking this so seriously that you are going to avoid me and hold a grudge?

I'm sorry, but I find that hilarious because honestly, I'll forget who you even are after I finish playing around here and writing my paper and get on with real life.

You want me to make something personal? Here's a serious personal comment -- learn to lighten up and joke around. You are the only person I can think of who I could have said that to that wouldn't shrug it off and who isn't getting the funny out of all of this.

Jesus Christ! "learn to lighten up and joke around" doesn't amount to a personal attack on the way I live my life. The fact that you will forget me is more than fine with me, Ally - given your response to me trying to diffuse the situation yet again, I will certainly be avoiding you in the future and you can take that to the bank.

Guitar Shark

12-14-2005, 03:44 PM

All you have to do is hit the "stop" button in your browser when you load the page. Problem solved.

You are definitely overreacting fhs, but I forgive you since you have a stellar avatar.

fuckhowardstern

12-14-2005, 03:50 PM

Thanks shark - didn't know that. Hopefully, I will not feel compelled to respond any further. We should talk shop sometime, eh?

LoungeMachine

12-14-2005, 04:13 PM

Unchainme is a newbie under double-secret probation for being an over excited goober. Which happens, and he's making atonements for.

Comparing your diatribes which really just went over and over the same points is a perfect comparison.

Just as when you firmly owned NATE DO GOO into the ground and both Nick and I had to ask you to lay off, because he too had made strides towards being less of a tool.

You got your panties in a knot. We all have from time to time. No biggie. But when you tell a mod of such fine rep. as Ally to "FUCK OFF CUNT" over something as silly as this, then you better expect some of us to step up.

Now you want to have a chip on your shoulder or play martyr, fuck all if I care. But you had many of us digging your posting style and humor, but that's all about to change .

And the comparison stands. This pity party was not up to your standards. You're above this kind of shit I thought.

But thank you for apologizing to Ally.

I appreciate that.

LoungeMachine

12-14-2005, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
You are definitely overreacting fhs, but I forgive you since you have a stellar avatar.

You're into women now?

:cool:

Guitar Shark

12-14-2005, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
You're into women now?

:cool:

Shh... don't tell my wife... ;)

LoungeMachine

12-14-2005, 04:27 PM

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Shh... don't tell my wife... ;)

Been meaning to ask....

How is Mark these days?

Stitches healing? :D

fuckhowardstern

12-14-2005, 04:58 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Unchainme is a newbie under double-secret probation for being an over excited goober. Which happens, and he's making atonements for.

Comparing your diatribes which really just went over and over the same points is a perfect comparison.

Just as when you firmly owned NATE DO GOO into the ground and both Nick and I had to ask you to lay off, because he too had made strides towards being less of a tool.

You got your panties in a knot. We all have from time to time. No biggie. But when you tell a mod of such fine rep. as Ally to "FUCK OFF CUNT" over something as silly as this, then you better expect some of us to step up.

Now you want to have a chip on your shoulder or play martyr, fuck all if I care. But you had many of us digging your posting style and humor, but that's all about to change .

And the comparison stands. This pity party was not up to your standards. You're above this kind of shit I thought.

But thank you for apologizing to Ally.

I appreciate that.

OK - I got pissed off too easily in this case - said too much about too little too soon. I can live with your critique and see its wisdom. I get too much of a laugh reading most of the posts in this forum to want to fuck it up over this. Another round of apologies to all involved then and I'll try to have tougher skin. From now on....whenever I feel myself getting pissed off at some insensitive remark, I will go talk to Arielle for a few pages and see how I feel after that. But then don't be surprised when you see my post count increase exponentially in the near future.

LoungeMachine

12-14-2005, 05:20 PM

Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
OK - I got pissed off too easily in this case - said too much about too little too soon. I can live with your critique and see its wisdom. I get too much of a laugh reading most of the posts in this forum to want to fuck it up over this. Another round of apologies to all involved then and I'll try to have tougher skin. From now on....whenever I feel myself getting pissed off at some insensitive remark, I will go talk to Arielle for a few pages and see how I feel after that. But then don't be surprised when you see my post count increase exponentially in the near future.

LMMFAO

Great post. Now that's the FHS we know and loathe :cool:

I'd just like to end on this note, fhs......

FUCK OFF CUNT ;)

MAX

12-14-2005, 05:23 PM

Now what about the fuckin' nominations? :mad:

fuckhowardstern

12-14-2005, 05:25 PM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
The things behind her in the slave for you part looks like a wall of boobs.

And HAHAHAHAHAHHA -- i put it on this page now :D The price you pay for a sticky, mofos!

*runs and hides*

I'll see your "FUCK OFF CUNT" and raise you one "SHUT THE FUCK UP, BRITNY"

fuckhowardstern

12-14-2005, 05:26 PM

Oh it didnt fucking work! I tried to post the Britny Video.....maybe that's a good thing.

fuckhowardstern

12-14-2005, 05:28 PM

MAX

12-14-2005, 05:35 PM

OOOF!!! You did it again...

fuckhowardstern

12-14-2005, 05:41 PM

Oh - One last thing Lounge, thanks for the insite! LMFAO

LoungeMachine

12-14-2005, 06:01 PM

Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
Oh - One last thing Lounge, thanks for the insite! LMFAO

:D :D :D

[ that was a classic from nate goo ]

NATEDOG001976

12-14-2005, 06:02 PM

Bla!

LoungeMachine

12-14-2005, 08:17 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Well kats, and kittens, peeps and sheeps, rockers and mockers alike, it's time to announce the Categories

THE FIRST ROUND OF NOMINATIONS WILL BE POSTED TONIGHT!!!!!

RIKK HAS RETURNED FROM HIS LOVE CRUISE, AND WARHAM HAS TURNED OFF RUSH LIMBAUGH LONG ENOUGH TO DO HIS HOMEWORK

THESE WILL BE THE FIRST OF 3 NOMINATION ANNOUNCEMENTS, SO NO MORE WHINING AND BITCHING

TONIGHT, THE FIRST ANNUAL ARMY AWARDS NOMINATIONS WILL BEGIN

THE AAS ARE BROUGHT TO YOU BY VIAGRA........DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT.

MAX

12-14-2005, 08:25 PM

It's about fucking time... lol

http://www.metalexpressradio.com/images/pictures/DLR%20intervj%207.jpg

Warham

12-14-2005, 08:48 PM

As Obi-Wan Kenobi would say...

"Patience!"

LoungeMachine

12-14-2005, 08:49 PM

Not in Maxi's vocabulary, I'm afraid

Unchainme

12-14-2005, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
THE FIRST ROUND OF NOMINATIONS WILL BE POSTED TONIGHT!!!!!

RIKK HAS RETURNED FROM HIS LOVE CRUISE, AND WARHAM HAS TURNED OFF RUSH LIMBAUGH LONG ENOUGH TO DO HIS HOMEWORK

THESE WILL BE THE FIRST OF 3 NOMINATION ANNOUNCEMENTS, SO NO MORE WHINING AND BITCHING

TONIGHT, THE FIRST ANNUAL ARMY AWARDS NOMINATIONS WILL BEGIN

THE AAS ARE BROUGHT TO YOU BY VIAGRA........DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT.

Cool Lounger, I knew the waiting would pay off, Thanks for the advice. I'm pumped to see the the nominees.

MAX

12-14-2005, 08:59 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Not in Maxi's vocabulary, I'm afraid

Oh shut up. :)

I'm just tired of wearing my football helmet, safety goggles and running head first, full speed into the wall. :o

Ally_Kat

12-14-2005, 10:42 PM

woo hoo! And I dont have any work til tomorrow to do.

ALinChainz

12-14-2005, 11:29 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
TONIGHT, THE FIRST ANNUAL ARMY AWARDS NOMINATIONS WILL BEGIN

Hey!

Cool name!

LoungeMachine

12-14-2005, 11:33 PM

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Hey!

Cool name!

yeah, yeah.....rub it in

LMAO

You're up for the Golden Pojo, asshole :D

ALinChainz

12-15-2005, 12:51 AM

:D

It's nice just to be nominated.

ashstralia

12-15-2005, 05:16 AM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I'm sorry, but I find that hilarious because honestly,
I'll forget who you even are after I finish playing around here
and writing my paper and get on with real life.

ouch!

i love you, Ally. xxx

:hula:

NATEDOG001976

12-15-2005, 07:38 AM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
:D :D :D

[ that was a classic from nate goo ]

Hell, I may of got nominated for classic quote?

fuckhowardstern

12-15-2005, 07:56 AM

Originally posted by rustoffa

<div id=vpdiv><embed name="RAOCXplayer" src="http://media.bmgonline.com/zombalabelgroup.com/britney_spears/video/mega_mix_300.asx" type="application/x-mplayer2" width="320" height="265" ShowControls="0" ShowStatusBar="0" AutoSize="true" loop="true" EnableContextMenu="0" DisplaySize="0" pluginspage="http://www.microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/"></embed></div>

Trust me when I tell you ahstray, that didn't hurt too much.

NATEDOG001976

12-15-2005, 08:00 AM

Britney video mania!

Jimmy Jingles

12-15-2005, 03:56 PM

Damn she was at her fuckablist (is that a word?) during that vid.

Her current white trash motif is just fucking horrid.

Anyway...let the nominations continue!

Jimmy Jingles

12-15-2005, 03:59 PM

Uhhh....Natepoop....

"Roth Army Hockey Stud"?

GAY.

fuckhowardstern

12-15-2005, 05:02 PM

shouldn't it be "Roth Army Jr. Hockey Stud"?

Katydid

12-15-2005, 06:12 PM

Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
Sorry you feel that way, Lounge. At this point - I am sorry I called her a cunt although it didn't phase her. I AM SORRY I CALLED YOU A CUNT, ALLEY. I am not sorry I got angry enough to escalate my response in the argument and I cannot help but feeling that her personalizing the argument was certainly worthy of me lashing out in a more appropriate way, semantics and how you feel about the matter aside. After all, I was just complaining about having to shut off my music to listen to britny spears - BRITNY FUCKING SPEARS!!!!!! and I do not think I was wrong to be annoyed and express my frustration. I didn't come out saying anything other than what basically amounted to "I am annoyed that I have to listen to Britny Spears" until she started making personal and far from accurate comments about my private life. WTF? Am I the only person here that is annoyed by Britny Spears? Am I the only person here that gets upset when someone makes a personal attack against them when the argument is abstract?

And another thing - I realize how very little influence I have here, as it should be, but I think the time has come to lay off Unchainme. He was annoying for a bit and the army beat him to a pulp but he is getting a lot more tolerable. I have in fact enjoyed some of his recent posts. And besides he seems to have genuine respect for you so using his name as an example of something you think is inappropriate probably makes him feel pretty shitty - not that any one here gives three shits about how anyone feels - and is probably in and of itself worthy of an apology.

Save the dramatics Newbie. You have been bothering me too. Cease and desist, no ifs, ands, and butts about it.

Unchainme

12-15-2005, 06:16 PM

Originally posted by Katydid
Save the dramatics Newbie. You have been bothering me too. Cease and desist, no ifs, ands, and butts about it.

now FH, This is one person you can call a cunt and bother the hell out of, and we would support you wholeheartidly. Please If anything keep bothering her. Thank you for your cuntinuing cooperation.

UCHNME

ALinChainz

12-15-2005, 06:17 PM

Look who's talking.

One of the polls should have been:

"Member We Wish Dead Most, but won't Care and Won't Attend Funeral Because Even her own Family Won't Named Katy".

LoungeMachine

12-15-2005, 06:20 PM

Shut the fuck up you CUNT, Katie

Katydid

12-15-2005, 06:25 PM

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Look who's talking.

One of the polls should have been:

"Member We Wish Dead Most, but won't Care and Won't Attend Funeral Because Even her own Family Won't Named Katy".

I saw you in here attention whoring votes...
Have you no pride?
Lucky I came by to save you from making a fool of yourself.

fuckhowardstern

12-15-2005, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by Katydid
Save the dramatics Newbie. You have been bothering me too. Cease and desist, no ifs, ands, and butts about it.

she...she hurt my feelings.....i'm gonna cry....no....i think i'm going to go post on a Britny web site.....im leaving .... good bye everyone.....wahhhhhhhhh........

ALinChainz

12-15-2005, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Look who's talking.

One of the polls should have been:

"Member We Wish Dead Most, but won't Care and Won't Attend Funeral Because Even her own Family Won't Named Katy".

Yeah ... lucky me.

Luck would be if this so called stalker would come by your place with that big gun that goes BANG ... makes the little hole in front and a big ass hole in the back.

I'd say blow your brains out but ... well, you know.

Katydid

12-15-2005, 06:31 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Shut the fuck up you CUNT, Katie

Lounge Machine, just cause you have a BIG suck ass avatar and are trying to steal AA's name...just don't start on me right now.

Unchainme

12-15-2005, 06:34 PM

Originally posted by Katydid
Lounge Machine, just cause you have a BIG suck ass avatar and are trying to steal AA's name...just don't start on me right now.

Katy...please die...Just please God leave us the fuck alone.

fuckhowardstern

12-15-2005, 06:35 PM

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Look who's talking.

One of the polls should have been:

"Member We Wish Dead Most, but won't Care and Won't Attend Funeral Because Even her own Family Won't Named Katy".

How about: "Member most likely to be seen with dirt all over her face, frothing at the mouth mumbling to herself while pushing a shopping cart full of empty aluminum cans near a down town bus station at night."?

Katydid

12-15-2005, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Yeah ... lucky me.

Luck would be if this so called stalker would come by your place with that big gun that goes BANG ... makes the little hole in front and a big ass hole in the back.

I'd say blow your brains out but ... well, you know.

There you go...you have no chance to win nothing now. You just blew it out your little hole in front and made a big ass hole in your backside defense. Now go on back to the Rumor Mill and cut and paste week old news.

Unchainme

12-15-2005, 06:40 PM

Originally posted by Katydid
There you go...you have no chance to win nothing now. You just blew it out your little hole in front and made a big ass hole in your backside defense. Now go on back to the Rumor Mill and cut and paste week old news.

please for the love of alan, ban her ass off this site.

fuckhowardstern

12-15-2005, 06:40 PM

Katy - take your meds.....you will feel much better in an hour or so.

LoungeMachine

12-15-2005, 06:41 PM

Originally posted by Katydid
Lounge Machine, just cause you have a BIG suck ass avatar and are trying to steal AA's name...just don't start on me right now.

I think we need a NEW Category.....

BEST BEASTIALITY THREAD FEATURING KATY WITH SHIT ON HER HEAD AND A DOG UP HER ASS

:D

Katydid

12-15-2005, 06:43 PM

Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
How about: "Member most likely to be seen with dirt all over her face, frothing at the mouth mumbling to herself while pushing a shopping cart full of empty aluminum cans near a down town bus station at night."?

How about delusional newbie who thinks he has a Juris Doctor????

I believe that is a Juris Doctorate Degree; and you don't seem to have the smarts to have pulled off 8 years of college. Much less passed the bar exam. I can see you are not much in demand if that is not the case...that you have time to play all day on a David Lee Roth website and look at the muff thread.

Katydid

12-15-2005, 06:47 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I think we need a NEW Category.....

BEST BEASTIALITY THREAD FEATURING KATY WITH SHIT ON HER HEAD AND A DOG UP HER ASS

:D

Don't get too excited Lounge, the planes probably aren't running to take you to Hawaii for a years rest.
And you didn't even say thank you to me for covering for you for a year.

LoungeMachine

12-15-2005, 06:49 PM

???????????

wha???

Nevermind.

Katydid

12-15-2005, 06:50 PM

Originally posted by Unchainme
please for the love of alan, ban her ass off this site.

Get out of here and stop blaspheming you newbie.

Unchainme

12-15-2005, 06:51 PM

Originally posted by Katydid
Get out of here and stop blaspheming you newbie.

thank you i'll take that as a compliment.

Katydid

12-15-2005, 06:53 PM

Well, Goodbye Lounge, Al, and Ally, love ya'll.

Good luck with the Awards.

fuckhowardstern

12-15-2005, 06:53 PM

Originally posted by Katydid
How about delusional newbie who thinks he has a Juris Doctor????

I believe that is a Juris Doctorate Degree; and you don't seem to have the smarts to have pulled off 8 years of college. Much less passed the bar exam. I can see you are not much in demand if that is not the case...that you have time to play all day on a David Lee Roth website and look at the muff thread.

Sounds like someone is crazy enough to have recently looked up all my posts.....how embarrasing for you Katy - talk about having time to play all day. Keep 'em coming grandma - you're my entertainement until the Apprentice tonight.

Matt White

12-15-2005, 06:54 PM

Originally posted by Katydid
...that you have time to play all day on a David Lee Roth website and look at the muff thread.

You say that like it's a bad thing...

UHuhUhUhuUHhuHUuHhuh......Shite!

fuckhowardstern

12-15-2005, 06:56 PM

Originally posted by Katydid
Well, Goodbye Lounge, Al, and Ally, love ya'll.

Good luck with the Awards.

Her meds just kicked in! Now she loves y'all.

ALinChainz

12-15-2005, 07:07 PM

NATEDOG001976

12-15-2005, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
shouldn't it be "Roth Army Jr. Hockey Stud"?

Yes!

NATEDOG001976

12-15-2005, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
Katy - take your meds.....you will feel much better in an hour or so.

Hey that's my line! See, I'm rubbing off on you guys!

Katydid

12-15-2005, 07:13 PM

Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
Sounds like someone is crazy enough to have recently looked up all my posts.....how embarrasing for you Katy - talk about having time to play all day. Keep 'em coming grandma - you're my entertainement until the Apprentice tonight.

Actually I'm iced in, with pine tree limbs falling off in my drive. The one fell, then I went out onto the balcony and pushed another off the balcony and it splintered off and fell too. The mayor, nextdoor neighbor and I spent close to an hr. cutting and dragging to clear the road. And my Magnolia trees are dragging the ground, some limbs broke out. Electric was off at 12:45 this am, clock was flashing. No sun but everything is dripping.

I have no desire to entertain you or anything else. Why don't you just go play with yourself or the other newbie pests around here?

Katydid

12-15-2005, 07:17 PM

Originally posted by ALinChainz
"while wearing last night's newspaper ...all sections ... as her DEPENDS..."

Was that you who stole the Sports Section? I told you to get your own newspaper and leave mine alone.

ALinChainz

12-15-2005, 07:17 PM

You said goodbye Katy ...

For the love of God then ... leave.

How many times have you left promising never to return ...

You just keep coming back ... why?

To be called .... well , the list is too long ... but all of that?

You like all that?

Are you that old and lonely and pathetic?

Don't answer none of those ... just go.

I swear I will say a prayer thanking God the minute you're gone forever.

fuckhowardstern

12-15-2005, 07:20 PM

oops I did it again!

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Katydid

12-15-2005, 07:25 PM

Actually I think AL should win something. He is the only one who has talked to me every day I have been in these sites; going back to the WALL. Calling me Grannie and Seahag...We've been thru a lot together. Says he just keeps others from tearing me a new a hole. I've never told him "Thanks"..."Thanks AL for being a loyal a hole."

I think the golden PoJo Golden A hole award should go to AL.

Katydid

12-15-2005, 07:31 PM

f Howard Stern...does that make you feel powerful? If so just shows how pathetic you are. I hope someone gets all your personal info and posts it in the Army...in fact, I hope everyone who has messed with my personal stuff gets theirs...They all seem to feel so untouchable.

I think we all would like to see who is hiding behind all the aliases.

fuckhowardstern

12-15-2005, 07:34 PM

Hey cunt - you started this shit.

boy, u stupid

12-15-2005, 07:35 PM

I simply out smart and out class this faggot that hides behing alinchainz. What a cunt.

NATEDOG001976

12-15-2005, 07:36 PM

What the hell is all the fuss about?

ALinChainz

12-15-2005, 07:42 PM

Originally posted by boy, u stupid
I simply out smart and out class this faggot that hides behing alinchainz. What a cunt.

Pleae boy ... you've been shown already ...

You are winless aginst me pedophile ... WINLESS.

I have slapped you around this site every day for more than 2 years ... and yet here you are ... with your 15th user name, trying to make one of them work for you.

It has been witnessed by the masses ... the countless days of your dirty chin (from various sources) having to be wiped and put away by your daddy as you whimper away time and time again ...

When Joe ... when does it finally sink in at the end of the day ... that you are a jealous wannabe loser ... who lives in a fantasy world and gets his ass kicked in it ... is it when you are earning that supper by takinig it in that nasty ass outside the soup line?

Winless Joe ... winless faggot.

Fold tent, wipe the shit off ... and we'll be seeing ya.

NATEDOG001976

12-15-2005, 08:06 PM

Damm, Britney was way hotter back in the day. She kinda look like a white trash crack whore now.

Katydid

12-15-2005, 08:13 PM

Originally posted by boy, u stupid
I simply out smart and out class this faggot that hides behing alinchainz. What a cunt.

It is so unfair. You should have an award also. You have kept us all laughing with your relaxed sports approach. Al is just too tense.

Actually the thread that you started about David Lee Roth's clothes at the Awards show was hilarious. I think everyone posted on there.
I'd say that was the best thread of the year.

And you never fight back when everyone talks mean and bad to you. You keep your integrity.

Matt White

12-15-2005, 08:48 PM

A MEETING OF THE MINDS:rolleyes:

ALinChainz

12-15-2005, 11:03 PM

Originally posted by Katydid
It is so unfair. You should have an award also. You have kept us all laughing with your relaxed sports approach. Al is just too tense.

Actually the thread that you started about David Lee Roth's clothes at the Awards show was hilarious. I think everyone posted on there.
I'd say that was the best thread of the year.

And you never fight back when everyone talks mean and bad to you. You keep your integrity.

AWWWW .... JOEY .... now ain't that NICE!

Katy LOVES pedophiles ...

Gosh ... who knew ...

You crazy kids ...

MAX

12-16-2005, 04:05 AM

Originally posted by boy, u stupid
I simply out smart and out class this faggot that hides behing alinchainz. What a cunt.

HA!!!

Now, be careful using the term "faggot" Joey. Unlike yourself, I don't seem to recall Al EVER hanging around playgrounds, bus stops or toy stores whilst luring little boys to come over and feel around for a "Life-Saver" that seems to be lurking deep inside your empty pockets...

Sick fuck.

MAX

12-16-2005, 04:34 AM

Originally posted by Katydid
You keep your integrity.

Yeah, let "him" keep "his" fucking "integrity." :rolleyes:

What about the "integrity" Joey tries to steal and has in fact stolen from what resides in little boys pants?

I guess this 'tis also the same type of "integrity" you condone from your pal lms? You know, when "she" tried encouraging a minor to post topless pics?

Great "people" you not only condone but support all whilst spewing endless "Christian" rhetoric from your pulpit. :mad:

When Jesus said "Suffer the little children to come unto Me" that's NOT what he was talking about!!!

fryingdutchman

12-16-2005, 05:16 AM

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
Nominees for Bets New Member should be:

Soul Reaper (I like putting myself in)
HardRock69
Canadiangirl
Dave’s Bitch
blondgirl777
fryingdutchman
Unchainme

any more suggestions?

A tip o' the hat right back to you, Soul.

:)

Katydid

12-17-2005, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Yeah, let "him" keep "his" fucking "integrity." :rolleyes:

What about the "integrity" Joey tries to steal and has in fact stolen from what resides in little boys pants?

I guess this 'tis also the same type of "integrity" you condone from your pal lms? You know, when "she" tried encouraging a minor to post topless pics?

Great "people" you not only condone but support all whilst spewing endless "Christian" rhetoric from your pulpit. :mad:

When Jesus said "Suffer the little children to come unto Me" that's NOT what he was talking about!!!

Yet I didn't see any brave mods stepping up when Seshmeister posted in living color and animation Jesus making a child do oral sex on him.

I was the only one who jumped his ass about it.