What are you guys getting your mistress for X-mas

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  • Sammy Who??
    Head Fluffer
    • Jan 2004
    • 305
    #1

    What are you guys getting your mistress for X-mas

    Hey you no good bastards. What are you guys getting your mistress for the holidays. I\'ve been successful in acquiring sexy lingerie that I can fuck her in when her dirtbag husband goes to work.

    All the homos on this site please do not be offended by this thread. You can fuck your boyfriend in the ass and get AIDS.
    Tags: guys, mistress, xmas
    • Nickdfresh
      SUPER MODERATOR

      • Oct 2004
      • 49205
      #2
      Re: What are you guys getting your mistress for X-mas

      Originally posted by Sammy Who??
      Hey you no good bastards. What are you guys getting your gay lover for the holidays. I\'ve been successful in acquiring sexy lingerie that I can wear when her dirtbag husband goes over to my trailer.

      All the homos on this site please do not be offended by this thread. You can't possibly be as gay as I am. I wish I could get fucked by Joe THUNDER and MAX in the ass and get AIDS.

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        • Jahuli
          Head Fluffer
          • Jul 2005
          • 295
          #3
          Interesting...
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          "Senorita, do you need a friend? I'm in love with you
          Catch as catch, catch as catch can"

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            • twonabomber
              formerly F A T
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Jan 2004
              • 11194
              #4
              i bought her a pair of slippers and a dildo. that way, if she don't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.


              Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                • MAX
                  Rotharmy Gladiator

                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12995
                  #5
                  Re: What are you guys getting your mistress for X-mas

                  Originally posted by Sammy Who??
                  Hey you no good bastards.
                  Hmmmmm... Something familiar about that line?

                  What are you guys getting your mistress for the holidays. I\'ve been successful in acquiring sexy lingerie that I can fuck her in when her dirtbag husband goes to work.
                  Raiding your grandmommy's drawers and talking about gramps that way ain't too cool. In fact 'tis beyond disgusting. Time to get out more and don't use the excuse that "She had on a tight bathrobe."

                  All the homos on this site please do not be offended by this thread. You can fuck your boyfriend in the ass and get AIDS.
                  Seriously, that was beyond WEAK and even by your standards.
                  EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                    • NATEDOG001976
                      Veteran
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 2369
                      #6
                      A huge dildo
                      http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8...19yc8872wu.jpg


                      http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5...0269il5.th.jpg




                      Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.

                      Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it

                      Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!

                      Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
                      Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!

                      Originally posted by Northern Girl
                      Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!

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