VH1's "Hottest Rockstar girlfriends": [Archive] - The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

Matt White

12-12-2005, 01:45 PM

Just happened to be flipping the channels a few minutes ago....

vh1 was airing "Hottest Rockstar girlfriends".....

#8 Val & EVH.....

Yadda yadda yadda...."Married in '81 & separated in 2001"

Some guy says, "We still love her even though she does terrible TV movies...and we forgive EVH because he is still trying to recover from the loss of DAVID LEE ROTH".

DOLEMITE MUTHA FUCKAHS!!!!

BWAHAHAHA!!!

Cracked me up:D

ThrillsNSpills

12-12-2005, 01:54 PM

Which one of us was it?

FESS UP.

classic !

Matt White

12-12-2005, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Which one of us was it?

FESS UP.

classic !

Exactly, exactly

I'm also thinking someone here works for Guitar-One magazine......

Golden AWe

12-12-2005, 06:40 PM

Uhuhuhuhuh...brilliant...

Eyes of the Night

12-12-2005, 07:02 PM

Gotta admit Val was smoking hot back in the day ... #8? Lol at guitar One ...

Matt White

12-13-2005, 01:28 AM

Val's still pretty hot....all things considered....

Some pretty smoking chicks on the list in front of her...

Still made me laugh that they worked in a DAVE bitch-slap to EVH while hassling 'em over his divorce

MightyVanAaron

12-13-2005, 02:56 AM

I saw Val at LAX the day VH 3 was released, it was the day after their first Howrd Stern interview and I think she was picking up EVH. She wasn't hot at all, she's alot shorter in person and I think her hair was dyed an auburn like color. No makeup kind of frumpy.

Dirty Duck

12-13-2005, 11:24 AM

Everyone at this site knows that back in the "one day at a time " day, Val was a hottie. No question...

ritetoolforjob

12-13-2005, 01:07 PM

i figured one of dave's imaginary girlfriends would top the list...

Matt White

12-13-2005, 01:14 PM

DUCK BUTTER

Wayne L.

12-13-2005, 01:30 PM

Val was HOT back in those days & still looks great now.

ritetoolforjob

12-13-2005, 01:32 PM

Originally posted by Matt White
DUCK BUTTER got me good there gimp.

fuckhowardstern

12-13-2005, 01:55 PM

HEY EVERYBODY - can you believe it ???? Ritetool submitted two posts in a row that didn't metion his fantasy to have Roth jack off on his face!

Matt White

12-13-2005, 02:42 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
got me good there gimp.

HA!

Do the dance monkey boy.......

You're the "Freak on the leash"....;)

ritetoolforjob

12-13-2005, 04:32 PM

Originally posted by Matt White
HA!

Do the dance monkey boy.......

You're the "Freak on the leash"....;) good ones, any more?

Jimmy Jingles

12-13-2005, 04:46 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
good ones, any more?

What a fucking loon.

Got your acceptance speech ready for the "2005 Sheep of the Year" award?

Shit Splatter.

Diamondjimi

12-13-2005, 04:49 PM

Originally posted by ritemouthfordacob
good ones, any more?

YOU ........

ARE A SEMEN ASHTRAY !!!

Matt White

12-14-2005, 12:25 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
good ones, any more?

You're about as effective as EVH's LIVER...

KAPUT!!!

ritetoolforjob

12-14-2005, 07:43 PM

Originally posted by Matt White
You're about as effective as EVH's LIVER...

KAPUT!!! and you sir are as effective as roth's combover before the plug jobs...

EDDIEVANMAIDEN

12-14-2005, 09:09 PM

Originally posted by Matt White
Just happened to be flipping the channels a few minutes ago....

vh1 was airing "Hottest Rockstar girlfriends".....

#8 Val & EVH.....

Yadda yadda yadda...."Married in '81 & separated in 2001"

Some guy says, "We still love her even though she does terrible TV movies...and we forgive EVH because he is still trying to recover from the loss of DAVID LEE ROTH".

DOLEMITE MUTHA FUCKAHS!!!!

BWAHAHAHA!!!

Cracked me up:D

And your life is so meaningless that this is a constructive way for you to occupy your time? I'll bet you jerked off when they showed Val, didn't ya?

Unchainme

12-14-2005, 09:11 PM

ritetoolforjob

12-15-2005, 08:35 AM

i'd say dave jacked off over a pic of val more than once..... i bet she's the inspiration for his jack attack....

Golden AWe

12-15-2005, 08:36 AM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
i'd say dave jacked off over a pic of val more than once..... i bet she's the inspiration for his jack attack....

BOLLOCHS .

Jimmy Jingles

12-15-2005, 10:39 AM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
i'd say dave jacked off over a pic of val more than once..... i bet she's the inspiration for his jack attack....

I'm sure you've wanked it more than once to pictures of decapitated apes and menstruating goats.

Now go back KFC fatty, and stop PM'ing me asking for pictures of my balls.

Jimmy Jingles

12-15-2005, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by EDDIEVANMAIDEN
And your life is so meaningless that this is a constructive way for you to occupy your time? I'll bet you jerked off when they showed Val, didn't ya?

Hey nut banger...fuck you and your retarded sister!

Go back to sucking Abel's midget cock and stop your pitiful attempts at humor.

That book blows semen and so does your ass.

BTW...I tugged it over Val...Haven’t we all?

Matt White

12-15-2005, 12:29 PM

Originally posted by EDDIEVANMAIDEN
And your life is so meaningless that this is a constructive way for you to occupy your time? I'll bet you jerked off when they showed Val, didn't ya?

Naw...my "Val jerkin'" was more of a 70's thing...you know...BEFORE she acquired the extra 125 pounds of dead, useless flesh.....

that would be EVH by the way......;)

I'm more surprised she lasted 20+ years with the drunken dwarf.....

STRONG WOMAN to put up with that nonsense for so long and not throw in the towel..........

And yeah....such a waste of time...yet you were compelled to respond......

HOOK...LINE..and STINKER...THE GAME THAT REALLY STINKS

ritetoolforjob

12-17-2005, 11:49 AM

Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
Hey nut banger...fuck you and your retarded sister!

Go back to sucking Abel's midget cock and stop your pitiful attempts at humor.

That roth book blows semen and so does your ass.

BTW...I tugged it over Val...Haven’t we all? are you mad that dave never had any nude pics of himself in his book?

ritetoolforjob

12-17-2005, 11:50 AM

Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
Hey nut banger...fuck you and your retarded sister!

Go back to sucking Abel's midget cock and stop your pitiful attempts at humor.

That book blows semen and so does your ass.

BTW...I tugged it over hagar...Haven’t we all? you are one desperate fag.