Midgets

[WARF]

Midgets (in the tune of secrets)

She ain't waiting to get taller
She stands up giving blowjobs in the winter snow
I've got a kneecap that touches her shoulder
She be headed with Dorothy, the tin man, and the scarecrow
Ow, ow, ow, she got one leg
Got one leg and ah crooked nose, ah
Ow, ow, ow, she get crazy
Woman get crazy, she can't grow
Aw, but uh, she just lookin' good

She comes like the midget circus
She's as short as ant shit, but walks tall as the trees
She been to "R" rated movies before, she never gets in
She'll only gets in, if she hides in your sleeve

(Ahh) Ow, ow, ow, she got one leg
(Ahh) Got one leg, of her own
(Ahh) Ow, ow, ow, she get crazy
(Ahh) She get crazy, she can't grow
But uh, ah she just lookin' good

You know how sometimes, you got to run with no intention
You runnin' blind, like Steve Wonder at a "KKK" convention

The question is not, "Does height exist?"
But when she leaves, will she grow?
I got the feelin' she don't know either
Maybe she'll get hired in a Dave video

(Guitar Solo)

Ow. Oh, oh, got one leg
and ah crooked nose
Oh, oh, oh, she get crazy
Woman get crazy, she can't grow
Oh, oh. A-lookin' good, aw yes

Written and Directed by WARF

[tjvhou812]

too funny

[WARF]

And the linkers red rock...

(And the cradle will rock)

Ow
Oh yeah, get up
Ow! (Yeah)
Ow! Ow!
Well, they say Sammy is frightening
eating two hundred buffalo wings
You know he's far from starvation
Well, that Brett is into herdin' sheep
And that JMJ's a fucking geek
Requesting, "Things've changed" on the radio station

And the linkers red rock
Yes the linkers, the linkers red rock
And I say cheddar. Uh! cheddar

And when the message board is down
All the linkers come to Roth Army town
They say they like Dave, "and faked it, boy "
Faked it, boy
And then Gary and Eddie meet
Gary undresses him and sucks his meat
Now Gary's unemployed (Unemployed?) Ow!

And the linkers red rock. Ow!
And the linkers, red rock
An' I say cheddar. Oh, say, cheddar

(Guitar Solo)

Have you seenbad's nads?
Ooh

Ow!

Written and directed by WARF

[tjvhou812]

first 1 was much better

[WARF]

Reunited (Peaches And Hagar)

HERB (Hagar)
I was a fool to ever leave your side
Since the Twister soundtrack life's been a lonely ride
The breakup we had made me lonesome and sad
I realize that I love you.... 'cause I want you bad, hey, hey

PEACHES (Eddie)
I heard, "Summer Nights" on the radio
Regreting the moment you left for cabo
Our quarrel was a way of learnin' that Gary never should have sung
I lied so much that I got cancer on my tongue, hey, hey

CHORUS: BOTH
Reunited and it feels so good
Reunited 'cause we understood
There's one perfect fit
And, Cherone wasn't it
We both are so excited 'cause we're reunited, hey, hey

Hagar
I sit here starin' at the wall, let's bury the hatch

Eddie
I love you Sammy, even though your shorts do not match

Both
Let's go out on tour and play, "Spanked Line".
And give you what you want so you will still be mine, hey, hey

Hagar
I can't stand Vic Johnson, he can't play
He looks like Montell Williams, and I think he's gay

Both
As we reminisce on precious moments like this
I'm glad we're back together 'cause I missed your kiss, hey, hey

CHORUS: BOTH

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ba-a-a-by

Sammy, Sammy, this is a solid love
And you're exactly what I'm dreamin' of
Your hair's like a mop
And your teeths pearly white
BOTH: I'll give you all the love I have with all my might, hey, hey

CHORUS: BOTH with FADE in middle

[allsoupnofish]

Funny shit!

[SilvioDante]

Number 2... genius!!!

[YankeeRose]

LOFL....thanx, you Eminem lookin' thang..


moving to songs and albums...

[Sarge]

Fuckin' A Dude!

[Chong Li]

Funny stuff! Unemployed?Garys folks are not overjoyed!!

[degüello]

Fuck WARF, you're one of the few members who make me laugh out loud.

"I've got a kneecap that touches her shoulder..."

Nice work on 'linkers red rock', too.

[knuckleboner]

ahhh...Weird Al WARFOVICH strikes gold again!

one grammy....commminnnng up!!

[Loons The Great]

Sizzlin' to the top-a